DiQ Tees

T Shirts you should be wearing

DiQ Tees evolved from wondering what to do with all the insanity around us...and there are truck loads of it which cant be shovelled around...well we figured the next best thing to do than shove it into the neighbors yard was to Wear Them!

DiQ Tees...its Deficient in Quality...its putrid, its fungal, its banal, its totally in bad taste - find all the right words and we still wouldn't be pissed off enough. So, just go ahead and wear them and piss others off too. We also have a tag line to go with our ridiculous line of informal wear - "All the moronic stuff you would be proud to wear".

I asked my little niece what she thought about the clothes line "they are cute tees" she said... Yeah but these are not Q T's. They are 'The Q Tees' damn stupid 'DiQ Tees'.

See what we mean...? No...? We didn't either... join the club.

We tried putting a large tree over the logo for the name to take root and make it look more stupid, that didn't work so we went without a load of wood.

DiQ Tees is a moronic and sometimes pathetic line of branded wear created for my blog Funny Emails which has been shovelling cart load of crap to unsuspecting mases for some time now. "C'mon you must be kidding us... Funny Emails and its own line of branded wear... what shiite" we hear people say. Thats exactly what we wanted to do...bring out our stupidity into the open...It's not just cool being a nerd any more its cooler being a moron.

Well its cool, we think to be seen with a DiQ Tees somewhere on you... look what we have for you for starters...

Buy DiQ Tees - Green T Shirt \/ Buy Jr. Ringer T- Shirt

Buy - DiQ Tees Cap

And lots more... Now available only on CafePress

More original DiQ Tees coming soon

New Creations

Brace Yourself!

DiQ Tees - Brace Yourself $14.99: DiQ Tees - Brace Yourself: Color print for your catchy DiQ Tees

Front: Brace Yourself! For the mediocre
DiQ Tees - I Am What Iam Not - Women's Plus Size V Neck - $26.49: When you are not blue anymore and when being big is having a large heart...
When what you are is really not the way people see you...
DiQ Tees - Fitted T-Shirts - $17.49: Well you could just have been hearing...Shut up and just suck!
DiQ Tees - My Cat Thinks - Women's V-Neck - $17.49: When you have a thinking cat...it is a worry...
DiQ Tees - Unique - Dark Tee -$19.99: Di Q Tees: DiQ Tees - Dark T-Shirt: Just because you are unique does not mean you are useful.
DiQ Tees - Grow Older - Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt - $24.99: DiQ Tees - Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt: "Each day I am growing older. There is nothing I can do about it."

Growing older and melancholy are normal and common traits. This dark tee effectively describes your current state of mind... with some sparkling wit.
DiQ Tees - Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt - $20.99: DiQ Tees - Women's V-Neck Dark T-Shirt: A classic black tee that ponders about life and reads "Life is easy. People make it complicated".The background is a specially designed fractal art to enhance the sense of timelessness the quote generates.

Subtle humor is an art form - DiQ Tees
DiQ tees - Same Shit Different Day $ 20.99: DiQ Tees - Women's Dark T-Shirt: Sometimes you just let your silence do the talking.

Some days are better when you are left alone or maybe you would like to tell the world that you are Bill Murray reliving a Groundhog Day. Whatever it is, this dark t-shirt would surely make it light without you having to say a word.
DiQ Tees - The Sun is also Hot! - $24.99: DiQ Tees - Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt: The sun is also hot...get the hint?

and the software we use to create them

To create these wonderful and exciting designs we have used the following softwares - Adobe Photoshop CS3, Ignite, Adobe Pagemaker, Microsoft photoeditor, Vector graphics software and a few more...

Original DiQ Tees Creations

Available only on CafePress

These are a few of the original creations from the DiQ Tees line of ridiculous casual wear.

Yellow T-Shirt

Front: I Got Myself A Sexy Lady Tonight.
Front Bottom: Thank you realdoll.com

DiQ - Deficient in Quality "I Got Myself a Sexy Lady Tonight. Thank You Realdoll.com"

Yellow T-Shirt

Price: 16.49

DiQ Tees - Ringer T

Front: The Frog Was Happy Croaking Away On His Lily Pad.
Back: An Ugly Woman Bent Down To Kiss

Man with balls of Steel Kicks Ass

Ringer T

Price: 15.99

Original DiQ Tees Creation

Young turks

DiQ Tees will also come up with more designs for those little monsters...

DiQ Tees - Kids Baseball Jersey

Caption Reads: Deal With It!
Back : ( Has our green tree that we cut down from our logo)

Kids with attitude again...Deal with it.

Deal With it...

Kids Baseball Jersey

Price: 17.99

DiQ Tees - Head Gear, 'Hand' some and Lip stuff

When you need something more heavier...

Mousepad

Cant have enough of DiQ Tees at work!

DiQ - Deficient in Quality

Price: 12.49

DiQ Tees - Stein

When all you can offer is a subtle hint over a pint

DiQ - Deficient in Quality

Price: 15.49

DiQ Tees with Logo

Quality Tees for Men

DiQ Tees - Green T-Shirt

DiQ Tees will bring a wide range of moronic stuff that you would be proud to wear at ridiculously low prices.

Price: 16.49

DiQ Tees - Golf Shirt

A classic white sporting wear with a small logo. DiQ Tee off

DiQ Tees will bring a wide range of moronic stuff that you would be proud to wear at ridiculously low prices.

Price: 18.49

DiQ Tees with Logo

Quality Tees for Women

Ladies do you see what we show you... Tell them all that you are a DiQ Tees woman...And a proud one too...You find a better way to wear your attitude...and we will will show you a sissy.