Dirty Santa Gift ideas- Naughty and Nice
The Dirty Santa's objective is to get the best gift possible by stealing it from someone who has already opened theirs and is most likely trying to hide it under the table and out of view of the Dirty Santa. This by the way, is against the rules since all opened gifts must remain in plain view of the old dirty one.
This game is such great fun. You never know what to expect when you open your gift, since some people like to give really funny gag gifts. Just be prepared because you most likely will get stuck with one. Imagine the shock on your face when you open a gift and it is a "camouflage beer-guzzling helmet" complete with the two cans of beer. You will hope someone will steal this gift from you. Just maybe, when it is Uncle Al's turn he will need one of these and steal it away from you. But most likely you will be stuck with it. However, don't worry because you can always re-gift it next year.
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Contents at a Glance
Basics of a Dirty Santa Gift
Are you Naughty or Nice?
The gifts which get stolen the most vary and it really depends on how unique and creative the players are. You will be amazed at some of the gifts. The gifts you choose can be something fun, different, useful, or just ridiculous. Ridiculous, only If you like to play this way. We do! Liquor type gifts seem to be a favorite and definitely the most popular. You will see some Great Dirty Santa Gift Ideas listed below.
Dirty Santa Gifts are either Naughty or Nice
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The NICE list..
These are the Dirty Santa Gifts you will want to recieve
Wine Chiller & Opener $20
With a push of button your cork is removed
Aromatherapy Oil Set $19.75
6 great scents!
Nostalgic Candy box $20
30 different old time favorites!
Dave's Gourmet Spicy $18.95
Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce, Hutrin' Jalapeno Hot Sauce
12 pc. Libbey Martini Set $19.99
Great for entertaining! 7.5 oz capacity
Cranium Wow $20
Outrageous Fun, Act, Draw, Sculpt, Hum and so much more.
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ESPRESSO CAPPUCCINO GIFT BASKET
iTouchless Automatic Stainless Steel Pepper Mill and Salt Grinder
Great Gift under $20
Fabulous gift! Ideal for everyday use as well as impressing your friends. This iTouchless salt grinder and electronic pepper mill set has adjustable settings from fine to course. Just a push of the button and let it do its magic.
Priced right at only $18.99, this makes a terrific "nice" Dirty Santa Gift.
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Dirty Santa Gifts
Nice gifts Ideas
Oh, so NAUGHTY list...
This is the "Dirty" in Dirty Santa
Putter Potty $13.99
What a time saver!
Squatting Garden Gnome $18.49
Adds a touch of class to any neighborhood.
Obama Toilet Tissue $4.99
Practical Gift, need I say more!
Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser $9.95
I would definitely include the toothpaste on this one.
Sarcastic Magic Ball $10.84
Complete with all the snarky cynicism you can handle
365 Stupid things Said Calendar $10.39
365 days of fun with this page a day calendar
Great Dirty Santa Gifts
Thats why it is also called "Secret Santa"
An Assortment of Cream of Soups and Recipes
For this gift, purchase about 10 cream of mushroom and cream of chicken soups and a Campbells Cookbook. Put it in a nice box and wrap!
Memento T-Shirt
Purchase a plain white t-shirt and a sharpie marker and write something funny. Be Creative and funny!
Gift Bag Bonanza
You cold use old ones you have laying around or buy an assortment pack of gift bags. Put all of them into one big give bag, cover it with tissue paper, and you've got an excellent Dirty Santa Gift!
Variety of Cookie Mixes
Buy an assortment of cookie mixes. Well this is not very dirty, but it is a nice secret Santa gift for anyone. Who doesn't like cookies?
Exercise Video
Find an exercise video, any type you like. A funny one might be Richard Simmons, but any will do. Consider including a bag of cookies or doritos. This is definitely a unique Christmas gift.
A Jar of Loose Change
This will probably be the most popular gift, the dirty Santa gift everyone tries to steal and fight over! Wrap it as ugly as you possibly can, use a big brown paper bag, and tape it closed with duct tape.
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Dirty Santa Game Rules
A quick run down of the do's and dont's
The game begins with everyone drawing a number out of a hat. Number 1 will go first and the turn continues sequentially. Unfortunately, number 1 does not have an opportunity to steal a gift since they are the first to go. The person that goes first also gets an additional turn at the end which I'll go into detail in a bit. Player 1 chooses a gift and opens it. After that, the game gets much more interesting. The next player has the option of taking a new present and opening it or stealing player #1's gift. If that happens then the person that had their gift "stolen" from them has the option to open a new gift or steal an open gift. Now, there are some rules so it is not a stealing frenzy.
Rule #1, if player A steals from player B, then player B cannot steal that gift again until the next round and only if the gift that they currently have is stolen.
Rule #2, A round ends in two way. First, a player decides they want to open a wrapped gift instead of stealing one. Secondly, if there are three steals in one round. For example, player 1 steals from player 2, and player 2 then steals from player 3, and then player 3 steals from player 4. The third player who's gift was stolen must chose a gift to open. There can not be more than 3 steals in one round.
Back to player #1, who has been sitting there checking out all those fine gifts. Well if you are lucky enough to be player #1, you hold all the cards. Player 1 has a choice to steal any of the gifts which have already been opened or to just keep the one they have. If they keep the one they have, the game ends. If they choose to steal, the game will continue with "3 steal limit". Therefore, if player #1 steals player #2, then #2 can steal from someone with the game ending at the 3 steal total per round.
The most popular gift or the one stolen the most is the winner of the final prize. This prize is a gift given by the host of the party. A final prize gift we usually do is a few scratch off lottery tickets placed in a small box and wrapped. Everyone always likes these and your chances to actually win some money is always a plus.
This is a really fun game and can be played so many ways. Just make sure whichever rules you decide to go with, you present them clearly to your guests. Just to make sure there is no confusion. Other options for this game are to do themes. For example, an ornament theme, where everyone brings a wrapped ornament. It could be done with wine, books, beer, gourmet food items, gift cards etc.
So next time you are throwing a party, remember the Dirty Santa Game. Your guests will love you for it.
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Now you see there are many kinds of Dirty Santa Gifts ideas. This game is a lot of fun and a great game to play with a large group of adults.
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mamabush
Apr 24, 2012 @ 10:57 am | delete
- Very fun dirty Santa gift ideas! ;)
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A-Redneck
Feb 29, 2012 @ 10:50 am | delete
- Whenever I pass along a naughty gift it is always accompanied by something nice. I never want anyone to miss out on the true fun and enjoyment of a really good Christmas gift.
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GypsyPirate
Feb 1, 2012 @ 10:56 am | delete
- I admit that your intriguing title brought me to this lens. I love Christmas, and was curious what could be "dirty". I think your gift exchange idea sounds wonderfully fun - O hope I can get my family to agree to play!
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sheezie77
Jan 9, 2012 @ 3:48 pm | delete
- I was enjoy reading your lens! Great work!
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OhMe Dec 31, 2011 @ 12:56 pm | delete
- Fun Dirty Santa gift ideas.
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ChocolateLoverGirl
Dec 29, 2011 @ 1:29 am | delete
- Great lens! thanks
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GrammaLinda
Dec 24, 2011 @ 3:34 pm | delete
- We play a similar game, but call it "Robber's Christmas!" I enjoyed reading this lens.
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Gsusie
Dec 24, 2011 @ 11:50 am | delete
- great ideas ty so much, Merry Christmas
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Gsusie
Dec 24, 2011 @ 11:48 am | delete
- great gift ideas thanks for sharing!!! Merry Christmas
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Dec 23, 2011 @ 5:12 pm | delete
- enjoyed your selection, thank you!
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Dec 22, 2011 @ 3:15 am | delete
- Hehe - Love this lens, great ideas!
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Dec 20, 2011 @ 1:19 pm | delete
- We just had our Dirty Santa Gift exchange this past weekend! What a blast. Great gift selections. I will have to save for next year!
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- We just had our Dirty Santa Gift exchange this past weekend! What a blast. Great gift selections. I will have to save for next year!
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