Discworld

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The premise for the Discworld series of books is as simple as it is ridiculous. The world is flat, and it is being carried on the backs of four elephants, who in-turn stand of the back of a giant turtle swimming through space.

I read my first Discworld novel in 1985, it was the second book in the series, "The Light Fantastic"... yes, I am that old. I have stuck with the series for the past 21 years (yikes!) and the odd thirty something books.

The series started out as a parody of the fantasy genre, but over the years it has evolved, and can now be best described as hilarious social commentary set in an imaginary world that is only slightly LESS ridiculous than our own reality.

While the series has had its share of ups and downs, it remains the best humorous fantasy series available today.

Do you mean to say that you've never read a Discworld book?! Heathen!

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The Author: Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett was born in 1948, in England. His first novel, a humorous fantasy entitled The Carpet People, appeared in 1971. It is actually quite funny.

Pratchett is best known for his Discworld series, which currently spans 34 books (including the upcoming release of Wintersmith). Pratchett's books have sold over 40 million copies (heck, I bought about 150,000 of them myself) and have been translated into 33 languages.

In 1998 Pratchett was appointed as an Officer of the Order of the British Empire. It's this silly knighthood thing that the Britts are so fond of.

Pratchett is internationally reknowned for his power to make me laugh myself silly. As the biography included in many of his books says, "Occasionally he gets accused of literature."

To visit Terry Pratchett's homepage, click here.

The Latest Discworld Novel: Making Money - Buy it Here!

Reprieved confidence trickster Moist von Lipwig, who reorganized the Ankh-Morpork Post Office in 2004's Going Postal, turns his attention to the Royal Mint in this splendid Discworld adventure. It seems that the aristocratic families who run the mint are running it into the ground, and benevolent despot Lord Vetinari thinks Moist can do better. Despite his fondness for money, Moist doesn't want the job, but since he has recently become the guardian of the mint's majority shareholder (an elderly terrier) and snubbing Vetinari's offer would activate an Assassins Guild contract, he reluctantly accepts. Pratchett throws in a mad scientist with a working economic model, disappearing gold reserves and an army of golems, once more using the Disc as an educational and entertaining mirror of human squabbles and flaws.
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A Video Introduction to Discworld

So... I thought long and hard about whether to include this video in the lense and I obviously decided to do it. The problem is... it is pretty lame and you might get the totally wrong impression of Discworld. So I have come to this decision:

You can watch this video, but you have to stop after about a minute - when the introduction ends. The rest of the clip is painfully horrible. Seriously, the books are so much better that it's not even funny.
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Wintersmith - Last Year's Discworld Novel

Grade 6 Up-Winter must die, and Summer must sink into the ground; it is all part of the Story, and Tiffany Aching has danced into the middle of it. On the last day of autumn, Tiffany travels to the woods to witness the Black Morris, the traditional dance of the gods heralding the arrival of winter. In a moment of heedless excitement, her rollicking feet draw her to the music, and she crashes headlong into the Wintersmith. He is fascinated by the girl and proceeds to court her in his own fashion-all the snowflakes are made in her image and giant Tiffany-shaped icebergs appear in the sea. Meanwhile, Tiffany begins to show characteristics of the goddess Summer-the touch of her bare feet makes things grow.
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The Storylines of Discworld

Wizard - My favorite, the wizards' storyline covers the (mis)adventures of Arch-Chancellor Ridcully, Rincewind, the Librarian and other colorful wizard types. Many of the adventures are set in Unseen University, Ankh-Morpork's school of magic.

Books in the series include: The Color of Magic; The Light Fantastic; Moving Pictures; Reaper Man, and others.

Guards - A close runner-up to being my favorite is the guards storyline. Its main heroes are the Ankh-Morpork police, and it features Commander Sam Vimes; Carrot (who considers himself a dwarf); Angua the werewolf; and the ever hygenic Corporal Nobbs and a cast of thousands...

Books in the series include: Guards! Guards!; Men at Arms; Night Watch, and others.

Witches - the witches storyline is set away from Ankh-Morpork, mostly in the mountain kingdom of Lancre. The main characters are three witches, Granny Weatherwax; Nanny Ogg; and Magrat Garlick (the newbie). These are not your typical storybook witches, they are sharp, cynical and a hell-of-a-lot-of-fun.

Books in this series include: Wyrd Sister; Witches Abroad; Lords and Ladies; and others.

DEATH - Death on Discworld is a rather amusing if perplexing chap. He is very dedicated to his job (of killing people), but he does it with grace and a sense of humor. You'd expect his... errr, life to be rather boring but you'd be wrong. Other characters featured in this storyline include Susan (DEATH's step daughter...), Mort (his apprentice), Albert (his butler) and Binky his horse...

Books in this series include: Mort; Reaper Man; Soul Music; Hogfather; and more.

Foreign Lands - Occassionally, Pratchett takes the Discworld series to a whole new land, which is clearly a parody on some real world location. The characters in these books are typically new ones and many do not appear in the series again. These books tend to be fresh and hilarious.

Books in the series include: Pyramids; Small Gods; The Last Continent; the worst Discworld novel ever written Monsterous Regiment; and others.

My Top 5 Discworld Novels

The following are my absolute favorite Discworld novels. They are not only my favorites, they are also a good sample of Discworld storylines and a great introduction into the Discworld universe. Read those and you are guaranteed to get hooked.
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CMOT's New Business - Vote!

CMOT, a prolific sales person of anything on a stick has reached the apex of his career as a vendor of skewered former creatures. It is time to reach for new horizons and lower lows!

After conquering the mystery meat on a stick market and becoming a moving picture tycoon, which new lines of business should CMOT Dibbler expand into?

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You know it's time to put down that Discworld novel when...

  1. You are somewhat concerned about sailing over the edge of the world on your Carribean cruise vacation.
  2. You need your apendix removed and you look for a surgeon with a lisp named Igor to perform the surgury
  3. You named your dog Gaspode and swear that the damn mutt is talking behind your back.
  4. You ask a carjacker for his Thieves Guild license...
  5. You buy something on a stick from a guy claiming that if he sold it to you for any cheaper he would be cutting his own throat...

Vote for your Favorite Discworld Books

If your favorite is not on the list, add it.

Let's see which Discworld novel gets the people's vote.

Thud! by Terry Pratchett

Thud! by Terry Pratchett

Best ever Discworld novel, with my favouritest (ye more...0 points

Thud: The Most Recent Book in the Guards Story Line

Thud is another novel in the Guards' story line and features Commander Vimes and his motley crew of non-heroes, including the inevitable Nobby Nobbs... Among other things, the book parodies the Da Vinci Code and discusses racial tensions (between troll and dwarf, yeah) as its main topic.
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Favorite Discworld Characters

Rincewind - the world's most cowardly and inept wizard. He makes his first appearance in the very first Discworld novel, Color of Magic, and has made repeated appearances since. Definitely my favorite Discworld character. He is so inept that he makes everyone else feel good about themselves.

The Librarian - First appeared in the second Discworld novel, The Light Fantastic, in which he is turned into an orangutan through a magic spell. He has since discovered that being an orangutan has some advantages for a librarian and has decided to remain in his ape form... he is best known for saying "Ook" a lot and for going completely ape sh** if anyone calls him a monkey...

CMOT Dibbler - Cut-My-Own-Throat Dibbler is known for selling meat by-products on a stick (at a substantial discount), and for spontaneously appearing wherever a crowd is gathered. He first appeared in the first Discworld novel The Color of Magic and has appeared in many other books in the series since. The description "colorful" doesn't quite do CMOT justice...

DEATH - Death is one of the most popular Discworld characters, and makes an appearance in virtually all Discworld books. He rides a great white horse called... Binky. Death tried a skeletal steed, but kept having to stop and wire bits back on. Death's voice is signified by CAPITAL LETTERS throughout the series.

Lord Vetinari - The undisputed ruler of Ankh-Morpork. He is mostly undisputed because any potential disputers have a nasty habit of never being heard from again. He is a firm believer in the principle of one man one vote - so, long as he is the man and the vote is his.

Bloody Stupid Johnson - an obscure Discworld character best known for stupid inventions and idiotic lanscaping. His creations have a tendency to spontaneously detonate... You see, it's characters like Bloody Stupid Johnson that make the Discworld series so much fun...

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Discworld Links and Resources

There are thousands of websites dedicated to Discworld out on the web. Here are some of the really fun and useful ones.
The Discworld Compendium
A comprehensive website that includes a vast Discworld quotes database, and character dictionary. Well worth a visit.
L-Space Web
A fan site containing information about events, links to discworld newsgroups, detailed information about Pratchett and more.
Discworld MUD
A free online text based Discworld game.
Discworld on Wikipedia
This massive Wikipedia article contains information about all the books in the series, as well as a range of other useful references.

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The Unseen DISCussion Archive

A new topic for DISCussion every month

The month's DISCussion topic is: Minor Discworld Characters.

Which minor Discworld character is your favorite? The luggage and the librarian don't count as minor, mind you.

To start the discussion off, my favorite minor character is.... Bloody Stupid Johnson (well, I think I actually said that somewhere in this lense.

BSJ never actually makes an appearance in person, but his bloody stupid inventions are everywhere in Discworld, and include: the Archcancellor's bathroom (infested with various water spouts); the inch high Colossus of Ankh-Morport; the automatic mail-sorter that is built around round gears with a ratio of diameter to circumfrence of exactly three, as opposed to the customary three and a bit... (pi). The mail sorter actually sorts through mail that has not yet been written.

Bloody Stupid Johnson. You gotta love him.

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HEX: The Discworld Search Engine

For the benefit of my readers, I have created this Discworld specific search engine... it is really nifty. Check out this link:

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