Dog Sayings

Cute Dog Sayings

To err is human: To forgive, canine.
~ Anonymous

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
~ Emily Dickinson

Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies.
~Gene Hill

A dog has the soul of a philosopher.
~ Plato

Dogs are miracles with paws.
~ Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

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A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart.
~ J.R. Ackerley

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
~ Ben Williams

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
~ Erma Bombeck

Dogs wait for us faithfully.
~ Marcus Tullius Cicero

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you
more than he loves himself.
~ Josh Billings

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
~ Josh Billings

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
~ Roger Caras

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My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.
~ Edith Wharton

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Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
~ Corey Ford, American writer

Funny Dog Sayings

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in the car, he sticks his head out the window.
~ Steve Bluestone

My dog, she looks at me sometimes with that look, and I think maybe deep down inside she must know exactly how I feel. But then maybe she just wants the food off my plate."
~ Unknown

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
~ Mark Twain

If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
~ Karel Capek

Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality
~ Unknown

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
~ Dave Barry

If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either.
~ Unknown

Heaven must be accessed by favour because if it was accessed by merit all dogs would go there first.
~ Mark Twain

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The more I see of men the more I like dogs.
~ Madame de Stael

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
~ Ogden Nash

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
~ Anonymous

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If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky.
~ Old Proverb

The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too.
~ Samuel Butler

I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes.
~ Monica Piper

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
~ Unknown

You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog.
~ Carl Icahn (An Executive in the Car Industry)