Dog the Bounty Hunter vs Alien

The Dog is experienced. He caught like half million fugitives, many of them tough tattooed guys with bad teeth. Alien would just another case in a row. Alien does nothing, just hangs around.

The Dog has help of Jesus Have you ever seen an alien praying?

The Dog has help of Beth I am sorry, but Beth would kick Alien Queen's ass. Unless she broke her fingernails at the early stage of fight.

The Dog has the damn best crew Alien has some fellas too, but they can't drive a Suburban, sorry.

The Dog is kind of an intelectual He wrote 2 books, you know that? Alien would be probably fooled by one of Dog's traps.

The Dog has a bear mace If it can bring down a bear or an angry junkie, alien will be on his knees in a second.

The last, but not least:

The Dog is bighearted. He was on the other side too, so he understands. 'Ice is not cool', in this case 'Putting parasites in somebody other's chest is not cool'. One word is often more than hundred of bullets.

Well, let's not pretend Alien is a solid opponent

Alien is nude Bighearted Dog would have problem getting the right T-shirt for it.

Alien doesn't smoke Dog would be probably touched by a refused cigarette. Chance for the Alien to escape.

Alien doesn't wear cowboy high heels Dog is limited by his Suburban's range.

Alien is slimy Help of Beth is questioned.

Alien has facehuggers by his side If one of them sucks on Dog's face, nobody would probably notice, until it's too late.

Dog comes with his crew on LV-426, Fiorina 161 or Honolulu suburbs. After paying $5 to local kid/facehugger/bump he knows Alien is sleeping in a tent on a beach. He tells his crew that alien is dangerous and might by carrying a gun with him, then they ask Jesus for help. They take pepper ball gun and proceed. Now comes the universal act of bringin a fugitive down.

Dog knocks on a door (Alien is finally sleeping at his cousin's) with his fist. "Open the door, Bro!' Meanwhile his crew encircles the property. Cousin opens; the Alien is sleeping, wasted. Dog storms the house. While shouting 'Fu***ng freeze!", the Aliend wakes up. He is promptly mazed and handcuffed.

The Dog seems angry, but finally offers a smoke in the car. Alien refuses, Dog is sad, while Beth explains to Alien that it cheated them and she almost lost her money. Leeland offers his T-shirt, which surprisingly fits the Alien. They finish their encounter with hugs and Younglblood takes Alien inside police station.

This was one possible scenario. What do you think about Dog's odds against Alien?