Dog Toys
Hello, my name is Nala I am a Chihuahua-Cocker Spaniel, the coolest, cutest dog in the whole world.
So, Lets talk Dog Toys.
Now, if you're anything like me you're out for the KILL. Forget gumming up those dog toys, you want to SHRED it, RIP it and TARE it up into pieces, right?
I mean if there is anything inside that toy that makes noise, we're going after it, and IT WILL DIE. And if we can't hear anything inside a dog toy we're still going to shred it to pieces, just to make sure we don't miss anything.
Remember: There could always be a broken squeaker inside and it's your job to make sure it never, ever, ever squeaks again.
5 Star Dog Treats
Premier Busy Buddy Gnawhide Rings, Small
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Amazon Price: $3.49 (as of 10/10/2008)
Bored Out of My Fur, Must Kill Something
Dog Toys
Due to this terrible condition of being brought into the world as a dog in captivity, I have many, many hours of extreme boredom. And that's even living with another dog, but he's dumb, I mean maybe if you live with another smart dog it's not as bad. And I really feel for you if you're subjected to hours totally by yourself ....or god forbid with a CAT, or a turtle, we have a turtle.At least being a dog is better then being a turtle, man what torture. My captors have him trapped in this glass thing and have been trying to drown him for years.
O.k. where was I....boredom, the only way I have figured out to cure or at least make my boredom tolerable, is to destroy everything I can. It is quite the challenge, many times after destroying something it will just reappear after awhile. Like shoes or socks, those little bastards just won't go away.
Toilet paper is a little too easy to destroy or swallow, but I'll eat it if there's nothing else, but I really prefer something more challenging. Like Kongs, those suckers just won't die, it pisses me off, but also keeps me busy for hours.
Check out below for my recommended toys and my destroy challenge ranking.
Also check out my new video called "I Don't Like Mondays" http://www.metacafe.com/watch/409557/i_dont_like_mondays/.
Great Dog Toys on Amazon
Cardinal Laboratories Crazy Pet Bumble Ball
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Amazon Price: $11.97 (as of 10/10/2008)
Multipet Nobbly Wobbly Ball Large Dog Toy
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Amazon Price: $6.99 (as of 10/10/2008)
Extreme Goody Toys by Kong Bone
"Toys made from the famous Kong natural rubber, in exciting shapes that hold treats to encourage hours of interactive play."
The World Is Mine to Chew
Everything is a Dog Toy
Does your captor irrationally yell at you and tell you to get in your bed, cause you grabbed food off the coffee table? Mine do, my god, what drugs are they on? If your captors are anything like mine, they need to snap out of it and come back to reality.I am a dog. It is my duty to sniff out food and eat it. If it has an interesting smell it's gone baby.
But here's the killer, every time I eat food off their precious counter, they yell at me, send me out side or send me to my bed. Yet I go right back and do it again. When will they learn?
Does anyone know how long it takes to train a human? Cause I think mine are slow.
Kong Biscuit Ball Dog Treat Holder
"Kong Biscuit Ball Dog Treat Holder has a hollow center and 4 bone-shaped ports hold biscuits, food or treats."
Nylabone Dog Stuff on eBay
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Kong(reg) Jump'N Jack for Dogs
The ultra-bouncy dental toy has a super unpredictable bounce that is irresistible to dogs.
Remember Never Give Up
I just wanted to add this little note. Many times you will find a dog toy or just something laying around and decided it must be destroyed, humans and other animals may try to stop you on your mission.DON'T LET THEM Do what ever it takes to stop them. If it's a human trying to stop you, pretend like you understand it shouldn't be chewed on, walk away and look at something else, then slowly go right back to your mission. If it's another animal... take them DOWN. Be strong, never give up, rip that thing to shreds. You will feel much better.
Kong Rubber Balls
"A must-have item for every dog's toy collection! Kong's solid, natural rubber balls are tough and puncture resistant. Sure to be an instant favorite!"
Kong Stuff on eBay
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"Special teething rubber formula soothes sore gums, gently cleans teeth, and promotes good chewing behavior. Treat dispensing feature enhances intellectual development."
Humans Are Slow
I am proud to say I got that toy away from the big dumb dog, and I killed that sucker. The hole time the dumb one was laying beside me whining. What a baby. Anyways Mr. Happy is no longer happy; he has a big hole in his face.
Small Puppy Kong Dog Toy
Make this your puppy's first toy. Special formula Kong rubber is designed especially for teething puppies.
Reader Feedback
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dogswish
Woooo yap yap yip arrrfff! Posted June 16, 2008 |
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EdwynProse
Hey what a great lens! I'm a great lover of those Kong toys for dogs so this was a real interesting read for me. Glad I found you - Edwyn Posted June 16, 2008 |
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Number7
Nice lens, and quite funny! Hard to destroy dog toys are more common than they used to be. There are a lot of great new products on the market to choose from. Posted March 07, 2008 |
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Guinness
Ah yes, the world IS mine to chew! Humans are much harder to train than dogs, for sure. I stopped getting food off the counter, though after Rena Murray (DogWhisperWoman) worked with my pack leader and taught her how to lead me. Oh well, at least now I don't have to make all the decisions around here. And my owner knows what toys to buy. Rena sent her HERE to this great 5-star lens! Posted January 18, 2008 |
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Home-healthcare
Very cleverly written - and a serious issue for a poor dog's boredom. The ONLY toy I have seen that a Lab couldn't destroy on her daily "hunting/killing job" was the Hartz H2O - bone-shaped, hard, and can be filled with water. Dogs love it! 5* to you for a great lens. Posted January 18, 2008 |
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shush
Great lens gave it 5*. Dog lovers - you've got to read this article train-a-dog Posted December 29, 2007 |
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DogWhisperWoman
Great sense of humor! Pitbull Dog Posted October 09, 2007 |
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nice page, i have to show my son your page Posted August 04, 2007 |
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DrDog
Hi KC, I love the sense of humor here! Thanks for your info. Posted June 26, 2007 |
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Gayle10
Hi KC, Thanks for this important info! 5 stars to you! Posted June 14, 2007 |
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Great Lens. Cute video! I gave you 5 stars. Check you my lens on homemade healthy dog food. Posted June 02, 2007 |
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Grammy
I love this lens! Besides laughing my head off while reading I might have whip lash in my neck from nodding my head the whole time. You said it all very well!! Our 8yo Grand-daughter calls one of our Labs a doll killer and actually made a wanted poster of her offering a reward!! Posted March 09, 2007 |
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magaritas
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