Nala's Dog Toys

Due to this terrible condition of being brought into the world as a dog in captivity, I have many, many hours of extreme boredom. And that's even living with another dog, but he's dumb, I mean maybe if you live with another smart dog it's not as bad. And I really feel for you if you're subjected to hours totally by yourself ....or god forbid with a CAT, or a turtle, we have a turtle.

At least being a dog is better then being a turtle, man what torture. My captors have him trapped in this glass thing and have been trying to drown him for years.

O.k. where was I....boredom, the only way I have figured out to cure or at least make my boredom tolerable, is to destroy everything I can. It is quite the challenge, many times after destroying something it will just reappear after awhile. Like shoes or socks, those little bastards just won't go away.

Toilet paper is a little too easy to destroy or swallow, but I'll eat it if there's nothing else, but I really prefer something more challenging. Like Kongs, those suckers just won't die, it pisses me off, but also keeps me busy for hours.

Check out below for my recommended toys and my destroy challenge ranking.

Also check out my new video called "I Don't Like Mondays" http://www.metacafe.com/watch/409557/i_dont_like_mondays/.

Does your captor irrationally yell at you and tell you to get in your bed, cause you grabbed food off the coffee table? Mine do, my god, what drugs are they on? If your captors are anything like mine, they need to snap out of it and come back to reality.

I am a dog. It is my duty to sniff out food and eat it. If it has an interesting smell it's gone baby.

But here's the killer, every time I eat food off their precious counter, they yell at me, send me out side or send me to my bed. Yet I go right back and do it again. When will they learn?

Does anyone know how long it takes to train a human? Cause I think mine are slow.

I just wanted to add this little note. Many times you will find a dog toy or just something laying around and decided it must be destroyed, humans and other animals may try to stop you on your mission.

DON'T LET THEM Do what ever it takes to stop them. If it's a human trying to stop you, pretend like you understand it shouldn't be chewed on, walk away and look at something else, then slowly go right back to your mission. If it's another animal... take them DOWN. Be strong, never give up, rip that thing to shreds. You will feel much better.

So I guess my captors were at a pet store, and the female one says lets get this Mr. Happy Face ball with ropes for legs and arms, the male captor says naw they will destroy that in a few hours. The female says no no this is a really good one, they won't ruin it. So I guess they made a bet. The toy had to last a week or she had to buy dinner.

I am proud to say I got that toy away from the big dumb dog, and I killed that sucker. The hole time the dumb one was laying beside me whining. What a baby. Anyways Mr. Happy is no longer happy; he has a big hole in his face.