My God, Was That The DOG?
So I was struggling with a bout of writer's block, agonizing over my next subject, when suddenly it hit me out of not-so-thin air. Sometimes, ideas come from strange places.
Today, the inspiration (an emanation) came to me on the barely detectable breeze. From beneath my desk, it wafted up from the black ball of fuzz near my feet, curled my toes and then my nose, and the room took on a greenish hue. And immediately I knew:
~~~~~~~~~~Dog farts!~~~~~~~~~~
Seriously, though, my beloved pooch~~the cute-tootie you see here named Sassafras Tea (or Sassy for short)~~STINKS. I mean, not all the time, but, whew! It's been happening quite often lately.
And for a dog that's shared our bed for all of her eleven years~~who likes to sleep with her tooshie towards our heads~~well, this trend of producing prolific and potent amounts of what my husband and I call "green fog" is starting to become an issue.
So when I heard that funny little *pfffft* under the desk and then the product of the *pffft* reached my nose, I got up real quick and said, "Come on, Sass, let's go outside!" and rushed her to the door. She was all ready to play, but when I told her to go potty, she was like, what? She just stood there, looking at me, wagging.
Well, I left her out there to think about it for a bit while I did a little research on pooch flatulence, and I learned a thing or two. So allow me to share my new found intelligence with you ... along with dog fart reading material and products of course ... to hopefully help you rid your own home of such canine keester creations.
Canine Flatulence Explained

So I read that dogs fart more often when they age, when their intestines start losing their muscular tone. Hmpf. I beg to differ; my dog is still very toned! Although, I've never actually seen her intestines, so perhaps there's some truth to that after all.
And there are certain foods known to give dogs gas, like milk and other lactose products, raw vegetables, meat that's not fresh, and yesterday's leftovers, though different breeds can react ... well, differently. My Sassy is a mixed, mixed breed, meaning I'm quite sure she's the product of two very muttly mutts.
(By the way, that's not her heiny right there. Hers is still black and much smaller too.)
But anyhow...
Sometimes dogs get flatulent just by eating too quickly, which causes them to swallow too much air. One way to avoid this is by using a wide feeding bowl and crushing the food so the dog ingests smaller amounts at a time. That sounds reasonable enough. I can do that.
There are also products that can can be added to dog food to reduce farting, but these should be used only after consulting your veterinarian. Activated charcoal is one of those products, which absorbs the gasses that cause flatulence. These tablets are sold over the counter in most pet stores, but the down side is that activated charcoal can also rob the dog's body of the nutrients it gets from the food, so it should be used sparingly~~no more than two or three days at a time. But I think I'll opt for not using that at all, actually.
Other Stinky Dog Solutions
That is, solutions for stinky dogs

Here are some other suggestions I came across in my research:
*Try giving the dog more exercise. This might move things along, at least, while your dog is still outside. (And even if it doesn't reduce the farting, it'll be good for the dog, not to mention the owner.)
*Try adding a few tablespoons of plain yogurt to the dog food. (My dog's an occasional eater, meaning she doesn't gobble all her food at once, so yogurt in her dish would get yucky. That won't work.)
*Try eliminating soy from the dog's diet. (Soy? My dog doesn't eat tofu!)
*Try a better dog food, such as Nutro Ultra Weight Management Dry Dog Food, that isn't made up of fillers. (Well, she is worth the money.)
*And if the better food doesn't do the trick, you can try Prozyme Pet Formula, a digestive enzyme that helps older dogs digest food.
Shirts For The Gaseous Dog
These come in various sizes for pooches that toot, big and small. Not to mention big and small tooting pooches.
And Here's Another One
Meet Walter, The Farting Dog
This is the first in a series of books that star Walter and his many flatulent adventures. They say these books are for children, but I see no reason why adults aren't allowed to giggle, too. After all, they're usually the ones who read the books aloud, along with all the requisite sound effects.
Walter, the Farting Dog
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From Amazon: Walter, an apologetic-looking dog adopted from the pound, passes gas morning, noon, and night, no matter what he eats, whether it's a 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits, cat food, or fried chicken. On the bright side, "If Uncle Irv let one slip, he just went and stood near Walter." Read more....
More Adventures Of Walter, The Farting Dog
Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise
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Rough Weather Ahead for Walter the Farting Dog
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Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble At the Yard Sale
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Walter the Farting Dog Farts Again (Picture Puffins)
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Walter the Farting Dog: Banned from the Beach
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You Can Even Own A Walter
And the bonus is: no green fog! Hence, no nose-curling.
Or You Can Own A Bigger Farting Dog
They're Even Making A Movie About Walter
Starring the Jonas Brothers
Who knew?
Apparently, the movie stars not only the three regular JoBros but also their younger brother, Frankie, known as Bonus Jonas. The guys will play musicians (what a stretch!) who are asked to take care of the flatulent, overweight dog by a dying aunt. Frankie and the dog thwart jewel thieves and save koi fish. Wow, sounds ... heavy.
Air Fresheners For The Flatulent Dog Owner
That is, the owner of a flatulent dog.
Because no matter what you do, dogs are gonna fart. You can open doors and windows, but in the cold weather especially, sometimes you need a little cover-up. Here are some ideas...
A Thong For Farting Dogs?
I kid you not. Check out
The Dogone
on StrangeNewProducts.com. It's an activated charcoal cloth that traps odors from the passing wind. Nuh-uuuuh.
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Or I suppose a good, ol' fashion fart joke will do.
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- spunkyduckling spunkyduckling Nov 16, 2009 @ 1:13 pm
- Thank you so much for educating me on this topic. I'd rather my dog poop around me any day than a human. Dogs don't know better so its alright for them to pollute their environments and my air with their farts! Not a human..I'll kick a storm..ewfff This lens was fun-smiled from beginning till end. Well schemed and blended.
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- Jack2205 Jack2205 Oct 18, 2009 @ 10:19 pm
- My sister's Boston Terrier farts more than my dog. Dogs with short flat noses like Boston Terriers, Boxers, and Bulldogs fart more than dogs with longer noses.
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- NatureMaven NatureMaven Oct 1, 2009 @ 7:32 am
- The good thing about having a pet that farts is that you can always blame your own emissions on the furry critter as long as you are both in the same geographic proximity. Science has proven this. ;) *****
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- susannaduffy susannaduffy Sep 30, 2009 @ 9:56 am
- This is another of your great stories ideas which become even greater on a second read. It's a fine example of how ordinary events in our day can be turned into a top class anecdotal lens. Blessed by an Angel today (squidoo.com/october-blessings)
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- Ramkitten Ramkitten Sep 26, 2009 @ 8:42 am | in reply to Vladi
- Hey, Vlad. Thanks for stopping by. Thing is, I've had kitties. Loved 'em for all of their 18 years and beyond ... but they WERE stinky. And their litter box ... phew! I can recall many occasions where, from across the house, an aroma like none other greeted my husband and I in our bed first thing in the morning. So you lovely felines still have your moments.
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I'm glad you've stopped by! So what's with the Ramkitten thing, you ask? Well, that's my trail name in the long-distance backpacking community (and now just about everywhere else), but you can call me Deb if you'd like.
Hiking the Appalachian Trail was the greatest experience of my life, and I have plans for more long-distance treks in the future. That's me in the photo, celebrating at the official end of the A.T., excited about the accomplishment, looking forward to being home again, but a little sad inside, too, because an amazing journey has come to an end. That was in 2000 but feels like yesterday, as I remember everything in such detail. That's often how it is when you're moving through life at no more than 3 miles per hour along the simplicity of a trail.
Anyhow, I'm originally from Rhode Island but now live in Flagstaff, Arizona with my mustached man, Steve, and beloved pooch, Sassafrass Tea (or Sassy, for short). I'm a Search & Rescue volunteer (love it!) and a writer of both fiction and non-. In late 2008, I began working on my own internet-based business, selling pre-equipped 24-hour packs for hikers and other outdoorsy folks. And, as a 40th birthday gift to myself, I quit my "real job" in favor of doing things I truly enjoy on a full-time basis.
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