Dogs Do The Darndest Things!

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My Dog Does Some Funny and Annoying Things...But I Still Love Him!

My dog Snoopy is my best buddy. He comes every time I call. He goes (almost) everywhere with me. However, he is a weirdo. I think I'm going to buy a nanny-cam because I'd like to see how he accomplishes what he does when I leave him alone. After writing a lens about "Cats Do The Darndest Things," it eventually occurred to me "wait a second!...DOGS also do the darndest things!"

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FUNNY (OR ANNOYING) THINGS DOGS DO: 

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Help me make a list of funny things dogs do (you don't have to LOVE dogs to participate - it can be something that is really annoying to you!)

He (pretend) buries things.

That's not funny, just typical, right? I knew the dog was up to something fishy so I crept up to the doorway to watch him and with his front paws, he jumped back then forward, back then forward many times. I was watching for awhile a short time ago when I had a few extra minutes to figure this out. I was just rooted to the spot because I've never seen anything so goofy. I tried to tape this but he always catches me. Trust me it's hilarious.1 point

My nephew's dog has a "stink buddy".

He backs up and jumps around in a circle to stink it. I don't know if this is typical, and it's kind of gross. My sister's family of course doesn't promote this, but when he did it, I laughed so hard, they allowed me to keep watching, tape it, and make up a song to it. If she allows, I'll post it below.1 point

He watches feet and gets super-excited when we put our shoes on.

He knows when we're going out. He is smart.1 point

My dog steals the bread off the counter.

I don't know how he gets the loaf of bread off the bar, or way back on the counter, it's pretty high. The cat must help him in exchange for a favor.0 points

He leaves cookies in our beds.

Why? We can't figure out if it's to say, "I missed you while you were gone, here's a cookie!"; or "How dare you leave me alone, I'll show you, here's a cookie!"0 points

He scratches at the water dish when it's empty.

I sincerely try to keep the dish full, but sometimes it's empty and before I can even get to it, he's pawing at it (and the cat's standing in it).0 points

He insists on accompanying me everywhere, then won't get in the car.

He needs an engraved invitation in order to enter the car. Sometimes I have to pull the car to the end of the driveway or even out onto the street to follow him and get him in.0 points

My dog is afraid of leaves.

He avoids them at all costs, whether they're moving or not. I think it's the noise they make when blowing around?0 points

My dog reminds me of Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Courage is always the only one that knows that something bad is happening and saves the day. Then Eustace calls him, "Stupid Dog!".0 points

Snoopy from the Peanuts Gang is "Joe Cool".

I love how Snoopy is cooler than anyone in the gang, especially his owner Charlie Brown.0 points

My dog is at constant odds with my cat.

My husband will allow him to chase the cat, I will not. So usually, he lets the cat slap him around.0 points

The "lazy sit" or "Pittsburgh sit".

He sits up on his bum. This started when we lived in Pittsburgh and the window was slightly too high for him to stand there and look out. My nephew taught his dog this trick.0 points

Odie Speaks?!

Great Gifts for your Favorite Pooch! 

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Mudkip doing the "Pittsburgh Sit" (see list)

OUR FAVORITE DOG MOVIES 

We own these movies (or plan to) and think they're great!

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Amazon Price: $19.99 (as of 12/24/2009) Buy Now

The Shaggy Dog

Amazon Price: $12.49 (as of 12/24/2009) Buy Now

My Dog Skip

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Firehouse Dog (Widescreen)

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Bolt (Single-Disc Edition)

Amazon Price: $14.99 (as of 12/24/2009) Buy Now

FUNNY CATS vs. FUNNY DOGS 

Cats and dogs both do funny things. Which are funnier? Give an example if you choose.

Which pet is funnier?

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CATS! No contest...

LissaKlar says:

I wish there was a place to put a third choice, then I would say both. When forced to choose, I say cats because I think they're devious about it and that's funny to me.

Dogs! No contest...

Tiddledeewinks says:

Dogs, but cats, too!

BethMcElliott says:

Woof! Woof! Dogs rule, cats, well, they don't drool, but they cough up furballs!!

 

"Back It Up And Stink It" 

This is kinda grody but so funny I can't stand it!

Back It Up and Stink It

This is Mudkip. He is Teague's dog. He's so cute I love him and he loves me. We were goofin around cuz I couldn't believe he was doing this. It's kinda gross - just a warning. But I thought it was funny.

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Great Snoopy stuff on Amazon 

Peanuts Gang Snoopy & Woodstock Tshirt

Amazon Price: $16.99 (as of 12/24/2009) Buy Now

He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown

Amazon Price: $1.99 (as of 12/24/2009) Buy Now

5.5" tall Snoopy plush doll

Amazon Price: (as of 12/24/2009) Buy Now

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY DOG 

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Snoopy falls asleep while watching TV

MY TOP TEN FAVORITE NICKNAMES FOR MY DOG, SNOOPY 

His real name is actually "Snoop Doggie Dawg"

There are many. I don't know why. Maybe it's because he has such a colorful personality.
  1. Bubba
  2. Dummy (I know-that's bad!)
  3. Dingleberry Butt
  4. Billy
  5. Billbo Baggins
  6. Dog
  7. Jason
  8. Donkey
  9. Bubba-pie
  10. Eddie

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR DOG 

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My daughter with Snoopy. And she wonders why he growls at her.

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