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Don't Blog This!!!!!!
I am addicted to reading blogs. I use blogger.com's random blog function and I enjoy seeing what interests other people. It is becoming obvious, though that some people really don't have anything interesting to say.
Some stuff is quite common and unworthy of blogging. Some stuff is repeated over and over again. Some stuff just wastes my time.
This is a growing list of things that you should NOT put in your Blog.
The List
- You are bored.
- You haven't blogged in a while because you can't think of anything to say.
- No one understands you in this two bit town.
- Amy and Jessica are so un-cool and Tiffany is a slut (unless you have pictures).
- You will tell only the truth here.
- You went off your diet - again.
- You just love the new single by (put favorite pop idol here).
- You got so drunk last night (unless you have pictures).
- It rained (or didn't rain) today.
- George Bush sucks or George Bush is wonderful.
- You skipped classes today because you are so sick, or depressed, or bored.
- You don't feel like doing your homework assignment.
- A picture of you in your Zena Warrior Princess outfit.
- Football scores or Futebol scores or Soccer scores.
- You and your boyfriend are so much in love that you can't believe it.
- Anything at all about Indian Cricket.
- A poem that you wrote yourself.
- The conversation that you had with God.
- You are so depressed today.
- Everything went wrong today.
- Your cancer is still in remission.
- The latest video game that you played.
- That you are a blue guy in a red state or a red guy in a blue state.
- Your cruise pictures.
- Your favorite blond joke.
- This blog is waste of time because you know that nobody will understand what you are really trying to say.
- This is your first blog entry.
- Doctor Destruction is not your real name.
- Anything that you think might look better with aligned=center, marquee or blink.
- Any post that uses more than 2 font sizes or colors.
- JavaScript alert messages.
- You've found the perfect man - again.
- Video game screen shots.
- Private messages to the only person who reads your blog.
- "This time it will be different", in regards to weight loss, love life, or quitting smoking.
- Random pictures of things in your yard.
- Another picture of your damn cat.
- A YouTube.com link to a skateboarder breaking his arm.
- Pictures of the strange sore on your lip.
- How long you had to wait for the bus this morning.
- Your high score in Guitar Hero.
- Ebay auctions that you didn't win.
- Pictures of yourself taken in the mirror that are mostly flash.
- Any sentence that begins: I know no one wants to hear this, but...
- Where you finally found your keys.
- What creature you found in the Chinese Food you ate last night.
- A picture of your dog with his tongue in your mouth.
- You can't remember the last time you met a nice girl.
- The color of your puke (or anything else that comes out of your body).
- Where you found the hamster after it went missing for a week.
Add to the List
What bad blog entries have you seen latley?
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BABYKITTY
I don't read much of the "OMG, I just love" stuff. Does seem like a LOT of kids are on the blogs and it's hard to find things of interest. Posted July 14, 2008 |
How bad is your blog
Which of these are you guilty of blogging?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byMaybe one or two
BABYKITTY says:
Ok, #27 for sure. I'm REALLY new at this blogging stuff and don't know what anyone could possible want to know about me, so I'm kind of stuck on what to say.
Posted July 14, 2008
Never use the stuff
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