Doodle T. Woodduck for President!

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Sick of all the other candidates? Vote for Doodle instead!

Well, he's not really running for president. He can't. He's a wood duck afterall and presidents and presidential candidates have to be human. Plus, he's way under the required age of 35, though he is a natural born citizen of the United States. The registrar of voters didn't take his paperwork, but you can still write-in his name on the ballot. Make sure you put his full name, Doodle T. Woodduck, when you write his name in.

Doodle has been through a lot in his life, so he has a little wisdom and experience. He's not rich, in fact he has no money to his name whatsoever. Nor does he own any property or anything else. All he has is his feathers, but even those fall out twice a year. Doodle also only has one good eye, but it's good enough to observe things.

One thing you might notice is that he has something hanging out from his chin. That's his tongue. For some reason, it comes out behind his bill, possibly due a broken hyoid bone gotten during a fight last spring. It doesn't hamper him from doing anything. Doodle can eat and speak up just like any other duck.

Doodle's Campaign Platform

DoodleDoodle's campaign platform and slogan is pretty simple: "Bread for all". That's it. He wants every duck, er, human to have all the bread they want or need. Doodle is also for peaceful relations with other species, though he admits that sometimes it's necessary to step in to stop a fight or to stop an animal or human from mortally wounding each other.

When told that bread wasn't really good for ducks, he says the statement "Bread for all" is really metaphorical. It means everyone should have access to yummy food, including corn, waterfowl food, veggies and bugs. He didn't think the statement "Corn for all" or "Bugs for all" was a good campaign slogan. Ducks, especially, seemed to relate to the "Bread for all" message. Doodle seems to have wrapped up the duck vote, that's for sure. Some of the geese said that they will wait and see who else steps up to run before making a decision about who they support.

Doodle sits on the bank of his lake giving speeches to all who want to listen. He is often seen surrounded by coots, humans, and other ducks. Everyone loves to hear his high-pitched voice. He doesn't get involved in controversial human issues, though, but will intervene for his feathered friends.

Doodle on the run

Doodle on the run

Here's a photo of Doodle on the run in order to get to a press conference.

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Doodle's scheduled appearances

Only two left!

Here is a list of Doodle's scheduled campaign appearances up until the June 2012 primary. However, appearances can change within a moments notice. Hawks, falcons, coyotes, unruly dogs and cats will cancel any appearance. The same goes for mean humans. All locations are at Lake Murray and it's surroundings.

**This is intended as a parody schedule for entertainment purposes only. Do not take it seriously. However, if you want to visit at these times to see some awesome waterfowl and do some fishing, please stop by!
  • May 24th, 5:30AM at Cowles Point. Keep an eye out for raptors and baby killdeer.
  • June 4th, 10AM on Padre Point, election day. Say hi to "Junior" the talkative killdeer. Junior may say hello back to you!

Waiting for Doodle

Waiting for Doodle's Appearance

Pepper and his brother anxiously await for Doodle to make his appearance.

Doodle for President Campaign Items

If you support Doodle, here's some campaign shirts and magnets you can purchase from Cafe Press.
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Say hello to Doodle!

Doodle has only one simple statement: Bread for All. He doesn't answer questions that are outside the realm of his wood duck world.

  • JoshK47 May 24, 2012 @ 5:54 pm | delete
    Quite a clever lens - Doodle has my vote, that's for sure!
  • wordstock Apr 1, 2012 @ 10:12 am | delete
    I am thinking about changing my party to the Bird Party. The platform makes more sense. Doodle has my vote. I am considering coming to one of his appearances. It's not that far from us.
  • theraggededge Feb 15, 2012 @ 11:30 am | delete
    LOL! I love Doodle! The title of the lens caught my eye as we have a little cat called Doodle (and her step-sister, Scribble). I think 'bread for all' is a great slogan for a presidential candiduck!
  • Steve_Kaye Feb 5, 2012 @ 4:56 pm | delete
    Hello Doodle! Congratulations on figuring out a platform (peace, ending hunger, and justice for all) that has eluded humans. We need a sane approach to politics worldwide. You would have my quack (or vote).
  • COUNTRYLUTHIER Feb 4, 2012 @ 2:58 pm | delete
    Doodle has my vote with his stance on bread for all ducks er humans, what party affiliation, Red, Blue, libertatian, Independent?
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About the real Doodle the wood duck

Doodle on his last dayDoodle was an actual wood duck that lived in Lake Murray for a long time. However, in October, 2011, he passed away from natural causes. During the last two months of his life, he dealt with an eye infection that eventually got better, but never fully healed before his death. His tongue issue started early in the year around breeding season. Doodle is suspected to be the father of several other wood ducks at Lake Murray and around San Diego.

All of the photos on this lens were taken by me during the last six months of his life. The photo in this module is the very last photo ever taken of him. His last day seen was a very good one, he was energetic and seemed to be very happy and content. Below is a video/slideshow about Doodle's last day seen alive.

Video/slideshow about Doodle.

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