Doodle T. Woodduck for President!
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Sick of all the other candidates? Vote for Doodle instead!
Well, he's not really running for president. He can't. He's a wood duck afterall and presidents and presidential candidates have to be human. Plus, he's way under the required age of 35, though he is a natural born citizen of the United States. The registrar of voters didn't take his paperwork, but you can still write-in his name on the ballot. Make sure you put his full name, Doodle T. Woodduck, when you write his name in.
Doodle has been through a lot in his life, so he has a little wisdom and experience. He's not rich, in fact he has no money to his name whatsoever. Nor does he own any property or anything else. All he has is his feathers, but even those fall out twice a year. Doodle also only has one good eye, but it's good enough to observe things.
One thing you might notice is that he has something hanging out from his chin. That's his tongue. For some reason, it comes out behind his bill, possibly due a broken hyoid bone gotten during a fight last spring. It doesn't hamper him from doing anything. Doodle can eat and speak up just like any other duck.
Doodle has been through a lot in his life, so he has a little wisdom and experience. He's not rich, in fact he has no money to his name whatsoever. Nor does he own any property or anything else. All he has is his feathers, but even those fall out twice a year. Doodle also only has one good eye, but it's good enough to observe things.
One thing you might notice is that he has something hanging out from his chin. That's his tongue. For some reason, it comes out behind his bill, possibly due a broken hyoid bone gotten during a fight last spring. It doesn't hamper him from doing anything. Doodle can eat and speak up just like any other duck.
Table of Contents
- Doodle's Campaign Platform
- Doodle on the run
- Are you planning to vote in 2012?
- Doodle's scheduled appearances
- Waiting for Doodle
- Doodle for President Campaign Items
- Latest 2012 election news
- Say hello to Doodle!
- About the real Doodle the wood duck
- Video/slideshow about Doodle.
- About Me, Desertdarlene
- Visit my other lenses
Doodle's Campaign Platform
Doodle's campaign platform and slogan is pretty simple: "Bread for all". That's it. He wants every duck, er, human to have all the bread they want or need. Doodle is also for peaceful relations with other species, though he admits that sometimes it's necessary to step in to stop a fight or to stop an animal or human from mortally wounding each other.When told that bread wasn't really good for ducks, he says the statement "Bread for all" is really metaphorical. It means everyone should have access to yummy food, including corn, waterfowl food, veggies and bugs. He didn't think the statement "Corn for all" or "Bugs for all" was a good campaign slogan. Ducks, especially, seemed to relate to the "Bread for all" message. Doodle seems to have wrapped up the duck vote, that's for sure. Some of the geese said that they will wait and see who else steps up to run before making a decision about who they support.
Doodle sits on the bank of his lake giving speeches to all who want to listen. He is often seen surrounded by coots, humans, and other ducks. Everyone loves to hear his high-pitched voice. He doesn't get involved in controversial human issues, though, but will intervene for his feathered friends.
Doodle on the run

Here's a photo of Doodle on the run in order to get to a press conference.
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Doodle's scheduled appearances
Only two left!
Here is a list of Doodle's scheduled campaign appearances up until the June 2012 primary. However, appearances can change within a moments notice. Hawks, falcons, coyotes, unruly dogs and cats will cancel any appearance. The same goes for mean humans. All locations are at Lake Murray and it's surroundings.
**This is intended as a parody schedule for entertainment purposes only. Do not take it seriously. However, if you want to visit at these times to see some awesome waterfowl and do some fishing, please stop by!
**This is intended as a parody schedule for entertainment purposes only. Do not take it seriously. However, if you want to visit at these times to see some awesome waterfowl and do some fishing, please stop by!
- May 24th, 5:30AM at Cowles Point. Keep an eye out for raptors and baby killdeer.
- June 4th, 10AM on Padre Point, election day. Say hi to "Junior" the talkative killdeer. Junior may say hello back to you!
Waiting for Doodle

Pepper and his brother anxiously await for Doodle to make his appearance.
Doodle for President Campaign Items
If you support Doodle, here's some campaign shirts and magnets you can purchase from Cafe Press.
Latest 2012 election news
Here's a few current articles on the latest presidential campaign news.
- What the 2012 presidential race needs to be about
- The 2012 presidential election should be fought over the future. To me, the whole argument that has been taking place over Bain Capital is absurd. Notwithstanding criticism from fellow Democrats like Newark Mayor Corey Booker, the Obama campaign is ...
- National AM Buzz: Romney Projected GOP Candidate for 2012 Presidential ...
- It's semi-official, Mitt Romney is now the projected winner of enough delegates to win the Republican presidential nomination. He now has more than the 1144 delegates needed to clinch the nomination. The candidate released a statement Tuesday saying, ...
- Stocks: Assessing The Impact Of The 2012 Presidential Election
- The 2012 presidential election season is about to get into full swing. After a long and sometimes contentious battle, Mitt Romney has emerged as the inevitable nominee for the Republican Party. As a result, the general election season is now heating up ...
- Wisconsin's Walker holds solid lead in poll released ahead of Tuesday's recall ...
- Political analysts say the outcome of Tuesday's vote will have an impact on the 2012 presidential election, considering GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney may need to win Wisconsin to keep President Obama from taking a second term.
Say hello to Doodle!
Doodle has only one simple statement: Bread for All. He doesn't answer questions that are outside the realm of his wood duck world.
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JoshK47
May 24, 2012 @ 5:54 pm | delete
- Quite a clever lens - Doodle has my vote, that's for sure!
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wordstock Apr 1, 2012 @ 10:12 am | delete
- I am thinking about changing my party to the Bird Party. The platform makes more sense. Doodle has my vote. I am considering coming to one of his appearances. It's not that far from us.
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theraggededge
Feb 15, 2012 @ 11:30 am | delete
- LOL! I love Doodle! The title of the lens caught my eye as we have a little cat called Doodle (and her step-sister, Scribble). I think 'bread for all' is a great slogan for a presidential candiduck!
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Steve_Kaye
Feb 5, 2012 @ 4:56 pm | delete
- Hello Doodle! Congratulations on figuring out a platform (peace, ending hunger, and justice for all) that has eluded humans. We need a sane approach to politics worldwide. You would have my quack (or vote).
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COUNTRYLUTHIER
Feb 4, 2012 @ 2:58 pm | delete
- Doodle has my vote with his stance on bread for all ducks er humans, what party affiliation, Red, Blue, libertatian, Independent?
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About the real Doodle the wood duck
Doodle was an actual wood duck that lived in Lake Murray for a long time. However, in October, 2011, he passed away from natural causes. During the last two months of his life, he dealt with an eye infection that eventually got better, but never fully healed before his death. His tongue issue started early in the year around breeding season. Doodle is suspected to be the father of several other wood ducks at Lake Murray and around San Diego.All of the photos on this lens were taken by me during the last six months of his life. The photo in this module is the very last photo ever taken of him. His last day seen was a very good one, he was energetic and seemed to be very happy and content. Below is a video/slideshow about Doodle's last day seen alive.
Video/slideshow about Doodle.
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