Who Is Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute: paper salesman, enforcer of office policy, lovable dweeb

 

Dwight Schrute is a very important part of The Office, as Assistant (to the) Regional Manager.  If you haven't seen The Office yet, make room on your Tivo!  It's a sharply funny, sometimes uncomfortably politically incorrect, pseudo-documentary style sitcom.  You'll have to watch it to see what I mean. 

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Four reasons to love Dwight Schrute 

1. Dwight is a man of integrity. It makes him ill to break his word.

2. Dwight is hilarious, except he doesn't know it.

3. Dwight is sexy, in an awkward, clammy hands sort of way, but only if you're Angela.

4. Dwight is a nerd, and I can't help loving nerds.

Dwight Schrute at a Glance 

Dwight Kurt Schrute III is a fictional character on NBC's The Office portrayed by Rainn Wilson. His counterpart in the original UK version of The Office is Gareth Keenan. Despite lacking social skills and common sense, Dwight is the top salesman for the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company and has won countless awards for his successes."Traveling Salesman", The Office Season Three (US/NBC Version), 2007, Los Angeles, CA: Universal Studios. Additionally, despite his personal dislike of Jim Halpert, the two have been shown to be a very effective sales team. Dwight's ability as a salesman, though, has r...

Dwight's bobblehead 

Jim's Malfeasance Office Promo

Jim documents, as Dwight would say... His "malfeasance".

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The best Dwight collectible ever! 

get your own bobblehead

I love the scene where Dwight opens his mysterious Valentine gift from Angela, and it's his own bobblehead! You can actually get your own now. Display it proudly for all to see! The Office Dwight Schrute Bobblehead

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Jim as Dwight and Dwight as Jim 

another classic clip from The Office, featuring Dwight

Jim Halpert: [Jim sits at his desk, dressed like Dwight] Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...
Jim Halpert: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... what is going on? What are you doing?

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Dwight Schrute's Best Moments on The Office 

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Dwight K. Schrute is responsible for many of the most entertaining and memorable scenes on The Office. Help us build this "Best of Dwight" list!

Dwight tries out the "gay-dar" that Jim sent him

3 points

Dwight interrogates his co-workers about their "fake" medical conditions

Dwight: Who thought of this one? Anal fissures.
Kevin Malone: That's a real thing.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah, but no one here has it.
Kevin Malone: [quietly] Someone has it.3 points

Dwight impersonates Jim

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Dwight opens his Valentine gift from Angela

"I am the bobblehead!"1 point

Dwight battles the bat that got stuck in the office

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Dwight initiates Ryan (The Temp) into the brotherhood of salesmen

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Jim's Pranks on Dwight: video compilation 

Don't be drinking anything while you're watching these.

Jim's Pranks on Dwight: The Best Of

the funniest moments in the history of television! ENJOY THIS VIDEO NOW BECAUSE NBC WILL BLOCK IT ONE OF THESE DAYS

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Dwight Schrute vs. Vampire Bat 

Vampires in the office

This is a video dedication to dwight's battle with the vampire bat in the Office. The song is prelude 12-21 by AFI. *NOTE: I'm saying this now so I don't have to keep repeating myself: If you don't like this song... THEN DON'T WATCH THE VID!!!! Because I've told you right up front what the song is... and I don't care if you like AFI or not. So please don't bother to leave me a comment just to tell me you think the music is gay. Don't blame me because you couldn't be bothered to read the description.

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QUESTION: Which is better? 

Dwight has some experience with both vampires and werewolves. He shot a werewolf once, but by the time he got to it, it had turned back into his neighbor's dog. Also, he witnessed Jim's life change when a vampire bat invaded the office. So, what do you think? Sound off in this Dwight-style debate!

Which creature would you rather be?

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Vampire

jprice says:

Vampire because you control what you do... a werewolf just turns into an uncontrollable beast...

Samantha says:

i would rather be a vampire.

Werewolf

 
 
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Vote for Dwight Schrute's best quotes! 

Add your own, and vote for the Schrutiest lines from The Office!

If they stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.

On the women having a meeting together.3 points

I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.

When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, when they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this... no. I believe his tissue has made me stronger, I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.2 points

I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so... family heirloom.

Dwight's response to Pam when she compliments him on his tuxedo.1 point

I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

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This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And my middle name is Kurt, not fart.

After Jim hands Dwight his photo ID.1 point

And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.

Teaching Ryan the Temp about how to be a salesman.1 point

It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I am here for Michael?

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Pam and Karen! I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.

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I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

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I'm sorry! I grew up on a farm! We killed a pig whenever we wanted bacon! And when my grandfather died, we reburied him in an old oil drum! (pause) He would have fit if Michael had just given me another minute.

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The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.

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Dwight and Angela 

Here are some highlights of Dwight's secret relationship with officemate Angela, the uptight accountant.
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Dwight/Angela - Far Away

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The Latest Posts from Dwight's own Blog 

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Dwight Schrute Videos 

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Dwight Schrute Bear Attack PSA

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Dwight Schrute Office Mix Dele...

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Dwight Schrute Compilation

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Dwight Schrute and Motley Crue

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More Dwight related links 

Dwight Schrute's Schrute-Space
Dwight's own "web log," formerly known as Dwight's "blog."
Dwight Schrute Quotes
Dwight Schrute Quotes - Memorable Dwight Schrute quotes from the hit NBC show The Office.
Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert is a lovable, slightly goofy nice guy, who enjoys pulling a good prank on office-mate Dwight Schrute. From his cute puppy dog eyes, to his quietly desperate love for Pam the receptionist, to his good-natured practical jokes, and excellent aside looks into the camera...
The Schrutebuck
Print your very own Schrutebucks here.
The Office Fan Site - Jello Stapler
The Office TV Show Fan Site - Step by Step guide on how to put your coworker's stapler in jello - just like when Jim put's Dwight's stapler in Jello in the pilot episode.
Michael Scott
Michael Scott is the Regional Manager, and self-proclaimed World's Best Boss, at the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of Dunder-Mifflin on "The Office." Although Michael prides himself on being an "everybody's friend" kind of boss, his lack of tact and inept ...
Another version of the Schrute Buck!
Available in color or black and white.
"This man is a pervert" poster from The Office (jpg image)
Print it out and stick it up in your office. Includes phone number to call with tips on the perpetrator.
Rainn Wilson
Biography, trivia, filmography, photos, etc.
Sasquatch 2008: Rainn Wilson
Watch what happened when Paste Magazine ran into Rainn Wilson at the 2008 Sasquatch Music Festival.
Comic-Con: Dwight Bobblehead, NEW NBC Universal Store SCI FI Battlestar Galactica Comic-Con , NBC Universal Store
This is an awesome limited-edition Dwight bobblehead, showing little Dwight wearing a t-shirt that says "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." Actually, Jim was the one who said that line (impersonating Dwight), but it suits Dwight's character perfectly!

Dwight Schrute Bobblehead Gallery 

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Dwight and Jim video 

This is funny! Dwight is busy pontificating about the relative likelihood of being attacked from behind versus a frontal attack, and Jim surprises him. I just can't help laughing!

Jim slaps Dwight

This is a clip from The Office 03.13. Jim & Dwight go on a sales call.

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Dwight Fan

Just found out that Dwight's new movie, "The Rocker" is now coming out Aug 20th. Can't wait to see Dwight as a rock star! Looks like it's going to be just as funny as The Office. Check it out: www.rockermovie.com

Posted July 21, 2008

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"Wow! I just checked out the website for Rainn's new movie """"The Rocker"""" and it looks so freakin' funny. He is a true rockstar!

You HAVE to check this out. www.rockermovie.com.

Can't wait to see it on Aug 20!!"

Posted July 21, 2008

dstarbeam

Just found out that Dwight's movie, The Rocker is now coming out Aug 20th. Can't wait to see Dwight as a rock star! Looks like it's going to be just as funny as The Office. Check it out: www.rockermovie.com

Posted July 21, 2008

I like Beets

Question: Which Schrute is the best Schrute.
Dwight Schrute?

Wrong. Momma Schrute, because she can produce more Dwight Schrutes

Posted May 23, 2008

kiwisoutback

Dwight rules. Great lens, you've compiled a lot of excellent Dwight moments. As Dwight would say, "Ryan started the fire!!..."

Posted May 02, 2008

buffalo

Wonderful job on this lens! I think this lens wants to join the Squid Who Ever Group. :D

Posted April 22, 2008

bdkz

Great lens. I love this guy. 5 Stars and a Squid Angel Blessing!

Posted April 12, 2008

rosanna_danna

Love Dwight, Love The Office! Great lens.

Posted March 27, 2008

DesignerTeez

Great lens about the fantastic office character Dwight. Rainn Wilson is great in any roles that he attacks, but especially this one.

Posted February 29, 2008

davewashere

MICHAEL!

Posted February 25, 2008

 
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