Dwight Schrute: paper salesman, enforcer of office policy, lovable dweeb
Dwight Schrute is a very important part of The Office, as Assistant (to the) Regional Manager. If you haven't seen The Office yet, make room on your Tivo! It's a sharply funny, sometimes uncomfortably politically incorrect, pseudo-documentary style sitcom. You'll have to watch it to see what I mean.
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Four reasons to love Dwight Schrute
2. Dwight is hilarious, except he doesn't know it.
3. Dwight is sexy, in an awkward, clammy hands sort of way, but only if you're Angela.
4. Dwight is a nerd, and I can't help loving nerds.
Dwight Schrute at a Glance
Dwight Kurt Schrute is a fictional character on NBC's The Office portrayed by Rainn Wilson. His counterpart in the original UK version of The Office is Gareth Keenan.
Dwight is the top salesman for the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company and has won numerous awards for his successes, despite lacking social skills and common sense."Traveling Salesman", The Office Season Three (US/NBC Version), 2007, Los Angeles, CA: Universal Studios. Additionally, despite his personal dislike of Jim Halpert, the two have been shown to be a very effective sales team. Dwight's ability as a salesman, though, has rarely...
Dwight's bobblehead
Jim's Malfeasance Office Promo
Jim documents, as Dwight would say... His "malfeasance".
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The best Dwight collectible ever!
get your own bobblehead
I love the scene where Dwight opens his mysterious Valentine gift from Angela, and it's his own bobblehead! You can actually get your own now. Display it proudly for all to see! The Office Dwight Schrute Bobblehead
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Jim as Dwight and Dwight as Jim
another classic clip from The Office, featuring Dwight
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: Well, that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...
Jim Halpert: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... what is going on? What are you doing?
Dwight Schrute's Best Moments on The Office
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Dwight K. Schrute is responsible for many of the most entertaining and memorable scenes on The Office. Help us build this "Best of Dwight" list!
Dwight interrogates his co-workers about their "fake" medical conditions
Dwight: Who thought of this one? Anal fissures.
Kevin Malone: That's a real thing.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah, but no one here has it.
Kevin Malone: [quietly] Someone has it.2 points
Dwight initiates Ryan (The Temp) into the brotherhood of salesmen
Remember out at the old family farm?0 points
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Jim's Pranks on Dwight: video compilation
Dwight Schrute vs. Vampire Bat
Vampires in the office
This is a video dedication to dwight's battle with the vampire bat in the Office. The song is prelude 12-21 by AFI. *NOTE: I'm saying this now so I don't have to keep repeating myself: If you don't like this song... THEN DON'T WATCH THE VID!!!! Because I've told you right up front what the song is... and I don't care if you like AFI or not. So please don't bother to leave me a comment just to tell me you think the music is gay. Don't blame me because you couldn't be bothered to read the description.
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QUESTION: Which is better?
Dwight has some experience with both vampires and werewolves. He shot a werewolf once, but by the time he got to it, it had turned back into his neighbor's dog. Also, he witnessed Jim's life change when a vampire bat invaded the office. So, what do you think? Sound off in this Dwight-style debate!
Which creature would you rather be?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byVampire
Bella Swan says:
Vampire, because then I can make out with Edward Cullen.
Posted December 12, 2008
jprice says:
Vampire because you control what you do... a werewolf just turns into an uncontrollable beast...
Posted June 29, 2008
Samantha says:
i would rather be a vampire.
Posted June 12, 2008
Werewolf
BB says:
WRONG!
obv. a vampire/werewolf would win any day.
Posted January 16, 2009
Vote for Dwight Schrute's best quotes!
Add your own, and vote for the Schrutiest lines from The Office!
If they stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.
On the women having a meeting together.3 points
I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.
When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, when they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this... no. I believe his tissue has made me stronger, I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.2 points
I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so... family heirloom.
Dwight's response to Pam when she compliments him on his tuxedo.1 point
I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.
1 point
I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
1 point
This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And my middle name is Kurt, not fart.
After Jim hands Dwight his photo ID.1 point
And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.
Teaching Ryan the Temp about how to be a salesman.1 point
The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
1 point
It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I am here for Michael?
0 points
Pam and Karen! I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.
0 points
I'm sorry! I grew up on a farm! We killed a pig whenever we wanted bacon! And when my grandfather died, we reburied him in an old oil drum! (pause) He would have fit if Michael had just given me another minute.
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Dwight and Angela
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More Dwight related links
- Dwight Schrute's Schrute-Space
- Dwight's own "web log," formerly known as Dwight's "blog."
- Dwight Schrute Quotes
- Dwight Schrute Quotes - Memorable Dwight Schrute quotes from the hit NBC show The Office.
- Jim Halpert
- Jim Halpert is a lovable, slightly goofy nice guy, who enjoys pulling a good prank on office-mate Dwight Schrute. From his cute puppy dog eyes, to his quietly desperate love for Pam the receptionist, to his good-natured practical jokes, and excellent aside looks into the camera...
- The Schrutebuck
- Print your very own Schrutebucks here.
- The Office Fan Site - Jello Stapler
- The Office TV Show Fan Site - Step by Step guide on how to put your coworker's stapler in jello - just like when Jim put's Dwight's stapler in Jello in the pilot episode.
- Michael Scott
- Michael Scott is the Regional Manager, and self-proclaimed World's Best Boss, at the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of Dunder-Mifflin on "The Office." Although Michael prides himself on being an "everybody's friend" kind of boss, his lack of tact and inept ...
- Another version of the Schrute Buck!
- Available in color or black and white.
- "This man is a pervert" poster from The Office (jpg image)
- Print it out and stick it up in your office. Includes phone number to call with tips on the perpetrator.
- Rainn Wilson
- Biography, trivia, filmography, photos, etc.
- Sasquatch 2008: Rainn Wilson
- Watch what happened when Paste Magazine ran into Rainn Wilson at the 2008 Sasquatch Music Festival.
- Comic-Con: Dwight Bobblehead, NEW NBC Universal Store SCI FI Battlestar Galactica Comic-Con , NBC Universal Store
- This is an awesome limited-edition Dwight bobblehead, showing little Dwight wearing a t-shirt that says "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." Actually, Jim was the one who said that line (impersonating Dwight), but it suits Dwight's character perfectly!
Dwight Schrute Bobblehead Gallery
Boy, little Dwight sure gets around!
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Dwight and Jim video
Jim slaps Dwight
This is a clip from The Office 03.13. Jim & Dwight go on a sales call.
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Have you met Dwight? Is there a Dwight in your office?
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Turns out that Dwight is the reason the Scranton Branch is so successful. Even research at BYU says so!
http://byunews.byu.edu/archive09-Mar-liljenquist.aspx
Posted April 09, 2009
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Posted August 13, 2008
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Posted July 26, 2008
Dwight Fan wrote
Just found out that Dwight's new movie, "The Rocker" is now coming out Aug 20th. Can't wait to see Dwight as a rock star! Looks like it's going to be just as funny as The Office. Check it out: www.rockermovie.com
Posted July 21, 2008
Glitz313
"Wow! I just checked out the website for Rainn's new movie """"The Rocker"""" and it looks so freakin' funny. He is a true rockstar!
You HAVE to check this out. www.rockermovie.com.
Can't wait to see it on Aug 20!!"
Posted July 21, 2008
dstarbeam wrote...
Just found out that Dwight's movie, The Rocker is now coming out Aug 20th. Can't wait to see Dwight as a rock star! Looks like it's going to be just as funny as The Office. Check it out: www.rockermovie.com
Posted July 21, 2008
I like Beets wrote
Question: Which Schrute is the best Schrute.
Dwight Schrute?
Wrong. Momma Schrute, because she can produce more Dwight Schrutes
Posted May 23, 2008
kiwisoutback wrote...
Dwight rules. Great lens, you've compiled a lot of excellent Dwight moments. As Dwight would say, "Ryan started the fire!!..."
Posted May 02, 2008
buffalo wrote...
Wonderful job on this lens! I think this lens wants to join the Squid Who Ever Group. :D
Posted April 22, 2008
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