Who is Dwight Schrute

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Dwight Schrute: paper salesman, enforcer of office policy, lovable dweeb

Dwight Schrute is a very important part of The Office, as Assistant (to the) Regional Manager.  If you haven't seen The Office yet, make room on your Tivo!  It's a sharply funny, sometimes uncomfortably politically incorrect, pseudo-documentary style sitcom.  You'll have to watch it to see what I mean. 

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Four reasons to love Dwight Schrute

1. Dwight is a man of integrity. It makes him ill to break his word.

2. Dwight is hilarious, except he doesn't know it.

3. Dwight is sexy, in an awkward, clammy hands sort of way, but only if you're Angela.

4. Dwight is a nerd, and I can't help loving nerds.

Dwight's bobblehead

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I love the scene where Dwight opens his mysterious Valentine gift from Angela, and it's his own bobblehead! You can actually get your own now. Display it proudly for all to see! The Office Dwight Schrute Bobblehead

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Dwight Schrute's Best Moments on The Office

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Dwight K. Schrute is responsible for many of the most entertaining and memorable scenes on The Office. Help us build this "Best of Dwight" list!

Dwight impersonates Jim

4 points

Dwight tries out the "gay-dar" that Jim sent him

3 points

Dwight interrogates his co-workers about their "fake" medical conditions

Dwight: Who thought of this one? Anal fissures.
Kevin Malone: That's a real thing.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah, but no one here has it.
Kevin Malone: [quietly] Someone has it.2 points

Dwight initiates Ryan (The Temp) into the brotherhood of salesmen

Remember out at the old family farm?1 point

Dwight opens his Valentine gift from Angela

"I am the bobblehead!"1 point

Dwight battles the bat that got stuck in the office

1 point

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QUESTION: Which is better?

Dwight has some experience with both vampires and werewolves. He shot a werewolf once, but by the time he got to it, it had turned back into his neighbor's dog. Also, he witnessed Jim's life change when a vampire bat invaded the office. So, what do you think? Sound off in this Dwight-style debate!

Which creature would you rather be?

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Vampire

Timewarp says:

Vampires do better with the babes!

Bella Swan says:

Vampire, because then I can make out with Edward Cullen.

jprice says:

Vampire because you control what you do... a werewolf just turns into an uncontrollable beast...

Samantha says:

i would rather be a vampire.

Werewolf

Chuck Norris says:

Vampires remind me too much of gay movies and things so only cuz of that id have to go with werewolfs

That on girl says:

Fact: Werewolves.

jamie says:

i get to transform and scare the hell out of people and i get to go and run around at night and howl at the moon fun!!

BB says:

WRONG!

obv. a vampire/werewolf would win any day.

 

Vote for Dwight Schrute's best quotes!

Add your own, and vote for the Schrutiest lines from The Office!

If they stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.

On the women having a meeting together.3 points

I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.

When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, when they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this... no. I believe his tissue has made me stronger, I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.3 points

I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so... family heirloom.

Dwight's response to Pam when she compliments him on his tuxedo.2 points

I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

2 points

This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And my middle name is Kurt, not fart.

After Jim hands Dwight his photo ID.2 points

The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.

2 points

I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

1 point

And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.

Teaching Ryan the Temp about how to be a salesman.1 point

It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I am here for Michael?

0 points

Pam and Karen! I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.

0 points

I'm sorry! I grew up on a farm! We killed a pig whenever we wanted bacon! And when my grandfather died, we reburied him in an old oil drum! (pause) He would have fit if Michael had just given me another minute.

0 points

Dwight and Angela

Here are some highlights of Dwight's secret relationship with officemate Angela, the uptight accountant.
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The Latest Posts from Dwight's own Blog

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Dwight Schrute Videos

The Best of Dwight Shrute
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Dwight Schrute's Schrute-Space
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Jim Halpert
Jim Halpert is a lovable, slightly goofy nice guy, who enjoys pulling a good prank on office-mate Dwight Schrute. From his cute puppy dog eyes, to his quietly desperate love for Pam the receptionist, to his good-natured practical jokes, and excellent aside looks into the camera...
The Schrutebuck
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The Office Fan Site - Jello Stapler
The Office TV Show Fan Site - Step by Step guide on how to put your coworker's stapler in jello - just like when Jim put's Dwight's stapler in Jello in the pilot episode.
Michael Scott
Michael Scott is the Regional Manager, and self-proclaimed World's Best Boss, at the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of Dunder-Mifflin on "The Office." Although Michael prides himself on being an "everybody's friend" kind of boss, his lack of tact and inept ...
Another version of the Schrute Buck!
Available in color or black and white.
"This man is a pervert" poster from The Office (jpg image)
Print it out and stick it up in your office. Includes phone number to call with tips on the perpetrator.
Rainn Wilson
Biography, trivia, filmography, photos, etc.
Sasquatch 2008: Rainn Wilson
Watch what happened when Paste Magazine ran into Rainn Wilson at the 2008 Sasquatch Music Festival.
Comic-Con: Dwight Bobblehead, NEW NBC Universal Store SCI FI Battlestar Galactica Comic-Con , NBC Universal Store
This is an awesome limited-edition Dwight bobblehead, showing little Dwight wearing a t-shirt that says "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." Actually, Jim was the one who said that line (impersonating Dwight), but it suits Dwight's character perfectly!
Dwight Schrute - Pongo Resume
Check out this awesome version of Dwight's resume!

Dwight Schrute Bobblehead Gallery

Boy, little Dwight sure gets around!

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Dwight and Jim video

This is funny! Dwight is busy pontificating about the relative likelihood of being attacked from behind versus a frontal attack, and Jim surprises him. I just can't help laughing!
Jim slaps Dwight
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