Who is Dwight Schrute
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Dwight Schrute: paper salesman, enforcer of office policy, lovable dweeb
Dwight Schrute is a very important part of The Office, as Assistant (to the) Regional Manager. If you haven't seen The Office yet, make room on your Tivo! It's a sharply funny, sometimes uncomfortably politically incorrect, pseudo-documentary style sitcom. You'll have to watch it to see what I mean.
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Four reasons to love Dwight Schrute
2. Dwight is hilarious, except he doesn't know it.
3. Dwight is sexy, in an awkward, clammy hands sort of way, but only if you're Angela.
4. Dwight is a nerd, and I can't help loving nerds.
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Dwight Schrute's Best Moments on The Office
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Dwight K. Schrute is responsible for many of the most entertaining and memorable scenes on The Office. Help us build this "Best of Dwight" list!
Dwight interrogates his co-workers about their "fake" medical conditions
Dwight: Who thought of this one? Anal fissures.
Kevin Malone: That's a real thing.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah, but no one here has it.
Kevin Malone: [quietly] Someone has it.2 points
Dwight initiates Ryan (The Temp) into the brotherhood of salesmen
Remember out at the old family farm?1 point
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QUESTION: Which is better?
Dwight has some experience with both vampires and werewolves. He shot a werewolf once, but by the time he got to it, it had turned back into his neighbor's dog. Also, he witnessed Jim's life change when a vampire bat invaded the office. So, what do you think? Sound off in this Dwight-style debate!
Which creature would you rather be?
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Bella Swan says:
Vampire, because then I can make out with Edward Cullen.
Posted December 12, 2008
jprice says:
Vampire because you control what you do... a werewolf just turns into an uncontrollable beast...
Posted June 29, 2008
Samantha says:
i would rather be a vampire.
Posted June 12, 2008
Werewolf
Chuck Norris says:
Vampires remind me too much of gay movies and things so only cuz of that id have to go with werewolfs
Posted April 04, 2011
That on girl says:
Fact: Werewolves.
Posted January 06, 2011
jamie says:
i get to transform and scare the hell out of people and i get to go and run around at night and howl at the moon fun!!
Posted July 26, 2009
BB says:
WRONG!
obv. a vampire/werewolf would win any day.
Posted January 16, 2009
Vote for Dwight Schrute's best quotes!
Add your own, and vote for the Schrutiest lines from The Office!
If they stay in there too long, they're gonna get on the same cycle. Wreak havoc on our plumbing.
On the women having a meeting together.3 points
I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.
When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, when they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this... no. I believe his tissue has made me stronger, I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.3 points
I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it, so... family heirloom.
Dwight's response to Pam when she compliments him on his tuxedo.2 points
I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
2 points
This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And my middle name is Kurt, not fart.
After Jim hands Dwight his photo ID.2 points
The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
2 points
I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.
1 point
And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in you.
Teaching Ryan the Temp about how to be a salesman.1 point
It is my job to be there for Michael. How can I be there for Michael if I am here for Michael?
0 points
Pam and Karen! I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.
0 points
I'm sorry! I grew up on a farm! We killed a pig whenever we wanted bacon! And when my grandfather died, we reburied him in an old oil drum! (pause) He would have fit if Michael had just given me another minute.
0 points
Dwight and Angela
The Latest Posts from Dwight's own Blog
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More Dwight related links
- Dwight Schrute's Schrute-Space
- Dwight's own "web log," formerly known as Dwight's "blog."
- Dwight Schrute Quotes
- Dwight Schrute Quotes - Memorable Dwight Schrute quotes from the hit NBC show The Office.
- Jim Halpert
- Jim Halpert is a lovable, slightly goofy nice guy, who enjoys pulling a good prank on office-mate Dwight Schrute. From his cute puppy dog eyes, to his quietly desperate love for Pam the receptionist, to his good-natured practical jokes, and excellent aside looks into the camera...
- The Schrutebuck
- Print your very own Schrutebucks here.
- The Office Fan Site - Jello Stapler
- The Office TV Show Fan Site - Step by Step guide on how to put your coworker's stapler in jello - just like when Jim put's Dwight's stapler in Jello in the pilot episode.
- Michael Scott
- Michael Scott is the Regional Manager, and self-proclaimed World's Best Boss, at the Scranton, Pennsylvania branch of Dunder-Mifflin on "The Office." Although Michael prides himself on being an "everybody's friend" kind of boss, his lack of tact and inept ...
- Another version of the Schrute Buck!
- Available in color or black and white.
- "This man is a pervert" poster from The Office (jpg image)
- Print it out and stick it up in your office. Includes phone number to call with tips on the perpetrator.
- Rainn Wilson
- Biography, trivia, filmography, photos, etc.
- Sasquatch 2008: Rainn Wilson
- Watch what happened when Paste Magazine ran into Rainn Wilson at the 2008 Sasquatch Music Festival.
- Comic-Con: Dwight Bobblehead, NEW NBC Universal Store SCI FI Battlestar Galactica Comic-Con , NBC Universal Store
- This is an awesome limited-edition Dwight bobblehead, showing little Dwight wearing a t-shirt that says "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica." Actually, Jim was the one who said that line (impersonating Dwight), but it suits Dwight's character perfectly!
- Dwight Schrute - Pongo Resume
- Check out this awesome version of Dwight's resume!
Dwight Schrute Bobblehead Gallery
Boy, little Dwight sure gets around!
Dwight and Jim video
Have you met Dwight? Is there a Dwight in your office?
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Share your stories, sightings, thoughts, rants, raves...
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turner-bob
Jan 1, 2011 @ 10:52 pm | delete
- Dwight is one of my favorites. Nice lens!
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callinsky
Nov 4, 2010 @ 1:08 pm | delete
- I love Dwight. He was by far my favorite character on the Office. He is actually a handsome man without the Office glasses and Office hair.
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Timewarp
Oct 12, 2010 @ 5:47 pm | delete
- Hilarious quotes :)
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JamestheJust_on_Elance Jul 11, 2010 @ 5:17 pm | delete
- I'd rather be a beet farmer and be armed for either ww or vamp...
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JenOfChicago
Jan 27, 2010 @ 2:57 pm | delete
- Very cute - Dwight is hilarious!
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InkedEmma
Oct 23, 2009 @ 6:46 pm | delete
- Great lens on Dwight! He's my favorite :) 5*** So much awesome content here, I'm going to lensroll it for my Office lens. Thank you!
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Swisstoons
Jul 10, 2009 @ 10:01 pm | delete
- An excellent lens on a great character on the best show on television. I never fail to laugh out loud when I tune in. And, in fact, I laughed out loud plenty when I read the Dwight quotes you've presented up. Lots of fun visiting this lens. Gotta lensroll it it each of my funny lenses.
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Apr 9, 2009 @ 11:36 am | delete
- Turns out that Dwight is the reason the Scranton Branch is so successful. Even research at BYU says so!
http://byunews.byu.edu/archive09-Mar-liljenquist.aspx
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Office Fan
Aug 13, 2008 @ 11:29 am | delete
- I just saw this website - looks like Dwight has kidnapped Pam!! Chck it out, it's really funny.
www.freejennanow.com
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alicesy
Jul 30, 2008 @ 9:53 pm | delete
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