Best Twilight Saga 'Eclipse' Quotations

Penguins. Lovely.

If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands.

Alice called. She got nervous when your future rather abruptly disappeared five minutes ago.

I'll put your car back together in time for school, in case you'd like to drive yourself.

With your luck, not even the black box would survive.

I'll be back so soon you won't have time to miss me. Look after my heart - I've left it with you.

You aren't the best judge of what is or isn't dangerous.

Don't be offended, but you smell like a dog.

I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and this is what I get? I should infuriate you more often.

I go a little berserk when I try to leave you.

I prefer brunettes.

You're quite adorable when you're jealous. It's surprisingly enjoyable.

I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.

Amazing. How can someone so tiny be so annoying?

Would you please tell me what you are thinking? Before I go mad?

I don't think you realize how much easier it will be for me, Bella, when I don't have to concentrate all the time on not killing you.

I was that boy, who would have gotten down on one knee and endeavored to secure your hand. I would have wanted you for eternity, even when the word didn't have quite the same connotations.

I'll be fighting for her too. I'm not taking anything for granted, and I'll be fighting twice as hard as you will.

Alice will be Alice.

I edited, because I thought it was rude.

I feel like there's a line behind me, jockeying for position, waiting for me to make a big enough mistake.

Bella, would you please stop trying to take your clothes off?

Traditionally, shouldn't you be arguing my side, and I yours?

Bella: You're trying to protect your virtue!
Edward: No, silly girl. I'm trying to protect yours. And you're making it shockingly difficult.

You're such a bad liar that it doesn't really count. Nobody believes you.

I coveted you. I had no right to want you - but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what's become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire.

I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever. Will you marry me?

Your impatient human hormones are my most powerful ally at this point.

Bella has issues with jewelry.

The newborns will be frantic, and Jasper will be very impressed with your dedication.

You have no idea how loud your little fantasies are. It's like you're shouting them at me.

You think of me as a ... living stone - hard and cold. That's true. We are set the way we are, and it is very rare for us to experience a real change. When that happens, as when Bella entered my life, it is a permanent change. There's no going back.

Would you like me to help you sleep, Jacob?

Edward: It wasn't the worst night of my life.
Jake: Did it make the top ten?
Edward: Possibly. But, if I had been able to take your place last night, it would not have made the top ten of the best nights of my life. Dream about that.

I never promised to fight fair.

And I thought I fought dirty. He makes me look like the patron saint of ethics.

When I left you, Bella, I left you bleeding. Jacob was the one to stitch you back up again. That was bound to leave its mark - on both of you. I'm not sure those kinds of stitches dissolve on their own. I can't blame either of you for something I made necessary.

Bella, I just - I just beheaded and dismembered a sentient creature not twenty yards from you. That doesn't bother you?

You know that you nearly gave me a heart attack? Not the easiest thing to do, that.

Deal's off.... You're off the hook. Whatever you want, no strings attached.

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You have some serious issues with the classics.

I'm sure I still have some boundaries - like the continental U.S., for example.

Bella: It didn't want to come out of the dashboard.
Edward: So you felt the need to torture it?
Bella: You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally.

... talking to inanimate objects, never a good sign ...

Well, that just sucks! I guess I'm stuck with Mike Newton after all!

Am I the only one who has to get old? I get older every stinking day!

I'm a pro at weird.

Forks has really changed my perspective on life.

Er ... so, I'm still alive.

I am a neutral country. I am Switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.

You're kidnapping me, aren't you?

A vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

I have been tortured - Alice painted my toenails.

You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home.

Porsches as bribes and king-sized beds in houses where nobody slept - it was beyond irritating.

I don't mind if you want to give me the wrong impression again.

You can hold me hostage any time you want.

This is ridiculous. They'll get so bored, they'll have to kill me themselves, just for something to do.

Dad, don't you have a baseball bat in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute.

Emmett: Fall down again, Bella?
Bella: No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.

I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it makes Jasper happy. Why not?

In case my right hook was too subtle for you, let me translate: that was me uninviting you.

Well, crap! There goes your graduation present.

Here's the thing ... I've already gone crazy once. I know what my limits are.

I already know how strong you are. You didn't have to break the furniture.

Vampire rules aren't enough for you? You want to worry about the human ones too?

But I don't count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault.

It's your face.

N-n-n-nobody really n-n-n-n-needs all ten t-t-t-toes.

I should save all my energy to torment Jacob some more. I wouldn't want to leave any part of him unharmed.

I loved Jacob, much more than I should, and yet, still nowhere near enough. I was in love with him, but it was not enough to change anything; it was only enough to hurt us both more.

You are bizarrely moral for a vampire.

Two futures, two soul mates ... too much for any one person.

It's like Sam and Emily, Jake - I never had a choice. I always knew nothing would change.

How could you not see that one coming? Some psychic you are!

It's a good thing you're bulletproof. I'm going to need that ring. It's time to tell Charlie.

CATHY QUOTE
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Yeah, I miss you, too. A lot. Doesn't change anything. Sorry.

I don't have any leeches on my speed dial.

"By then the, er, well the, uh, blonde ..." Jacob's expression was a comical mix of disgust and unwilling admiration as he tried to come up with a word to describe Edward's sister.

And yet, you don't see the fish trying to plant a kiss on the eagle. You never see that.

Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.

Did you want to scream at me some more for things that are out of my control?

I already knew there was something wrong with your brain.

None of those freaky Virgos here.

Not bad for a prison break, eh?

Gravity moves. When you see her, suddenly it's not the earth holding you here anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her. And you would do anything for her, be anthing for her ... You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother.

All the splendor of the Taj Mahal, without the inconvenience and expense of traveling to India.

Bella: What else can I do?
Jake: Anything. Anything else. You'd be better off dead. I'd rather you were.

Lifetime of servitude, up for grabs.

You don't worry about the fangs?

Please, not a fit!

Bella: You don't need to push your luck.
Jake: Bella, you can't push what you don't have.

Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?

Bella: Same old, same old.
Jake: Yeah, bunch of vampires trying to kill you. The usual.
Bella: The usual.

I'm not a Saint Bernard.

You said she needed a space heater, and here I am.

Your lips are still blue. Want me to warm those up for you, too? You only have to ask.

You mean 'as much as I'd love to kill you, I'm glad she's warm,' right?

Edward: You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you.
Jake: Maybe ... if you weren't a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck out the life of the girl I love ... well, no, not even then.

Today has definitely taken a turn for the worse. First I pick the wrong place, miss the best fight, and Seth gets all the glory. Then Leah has to be an idiot trying to prove she's as tough as the rest of us and I have to be the idiot who saves her. And now this.

He's playing every bit as hard as I am, only he knows what he's doing and I don't.

Do I get points for making you cry?

He's like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can't live without him now. It's too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun.

The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse.

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And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche.

This hostage stuff is fun!

Haven't you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teeniest bit prone to overreaction?

Alice: By the way, I love my gift. You shouldn't have.
Bella: Alice, I didn't!
Alice: Oh, I know that. But you will.

Admit it. I'm a lifesaver.

I feel so useless. So ... normal.

Bella, don't you love me?
How much do you love me, Bella?

What's one more diamond?

Overprotective fool.

Charlie: For a teenager, you're amazingly non-whiney.

Renee: The way he watches you - it's so ... protective. Like he's about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something.

Emmett: I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around.

Angela: Not only are you saving my hands from permanent injury, you also just spared me two long hours of a plot-less, badly dubbed martial arts film.

Rosalie: I love [Edward] as a brother, but he's irritated me from the first moment I heard him speak.

Rosalie: You have the choice that I didn't have, and you're choosing wrong!

Rosalie: It terrifies him to be away from you.

Emmett: She's such a pessimist.

Emmett: I'll try not to break anything.

Alice: Gotcha.
Jasper: You truly are one frightening little monster.

Jasper: And it gave me an idea.
Alice: Which will work.
Edward: Clever.
Jake: How do you stand that?

Carlisle: I've never been to veterinarian school.

Jane: This one seems to bring out bizarrely strong reactions in our kind.

Charlie: In between insulting somebody's mother and taking the Lord's name in vain, he said, 'Bet you're glad she loves Cullen instead of me today, huh, Charlie?'

Billy: Jake, we only have the one table.

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