The Miracle of Elbow Grease

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Forget the Kraken. Release the Elbow Grease!

I want to share the astounding news about a sensational, stunning, almost supernatural product.

It's an ancient marvel, used with startling effect since Neolithic times, and readily available to Modern Woman. So easy even Modern Man can use it!

The price is unbelievable, the rewards phenomenal and what's more - it helps to keep you in shape.

All you need to clean your house is a cloth, some hot water and the incredible and revolutionary invention, elbow grease!

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Old- fashioned Elbow Grease

Commercial Cleaners make big money. That's the reason we use them.

We've been brainwashed into believing that it takes a load of petroleum-based abrasive chemicals with disguised smells to clean our home. Let me tell you, we don't!

If I can get my house shining clean with good old-fashioned water and elbow grease, then anyone can. Particularly anyone who is younger than I am.

The modern accessories in cleaning tools which I love are plastic spray bottles - I can fill them with vinegar and water.

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What's in Household Cleaners?

Household cleaners are mostly filled with petrochemical solvents designed to dissolve dirt

Chemicals found in many household cleaners include crystalline silica, an irritant to the eyes and lungs and a likely carcinogen, and butyl cellosolve, which has been linked to kidney and liver problems and toxic to forming cells.

The Cancer Prevention Coalition lists dozens of other dangerous ingredients in household products - see link to a printable fact sheet below.

Fine Examples of Ancient Elbow Grease

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Testimonials

"Elbow Grease is so safe that I never have to worry about its effects on grandchildren".
Canny Granny, South Australia

"I never thought it would be this easy!"
Metro Man, St Kilda

"Since using Elbow Grease, I've saved over $40 a week on my supermarket bill"
Queenie Moriarty, Jalan Jalan Q

"I've lost 6 kilos and 4 inches from around my waist since I started using Elbow Grease"
Agapantha Asano, Wodonga.

"i got my Ex back after just one week of Elbow Grease on the floors!"
Joan Darby, Parramatta

Elbow Grease is a great mixer

Elbow Grease works best when teamed with a little vinegar.

Vinegar is a deodoriser, an antibacterial spray, a soap scum remover, and a degreaser. It's also incredibly handy or rather, incredibly necessary, if you happen to have a close encounter with a Box Jellyfish.

Use vinegar in your laundry, in your bathroom, for soaking diapers, to clean your benches and to wipe down your stove top.

Vinegar is a little marvel in itself but, when teamed with elbow grease is the best thing since sliced bread.

More of my old fashioned cleaning advice

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Elbow Grease cuts the grease!

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I've seen the future - and it's elbow grease

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Elbow Grease the Mother of Inventions

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Let the Elbow Grease Begin

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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Elbow Grease

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It's not new I've been using it for years

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Elbow Grease is clean and green!

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Without Elbow Grease, Where Would Vinegar Be?

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Elbow Grease. The Original Green Clean.

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It's the Elbow Grease Fizz that does the Bizz

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Power to the elbow grease!

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  • Helene-Malmsio Jan 9, 2012 @ 10:25 am | delete
    I've recently started using elbow grease with Vodka -- no I don't drink it to ease the pain of hard work... it is a brilliant cleaning product to wipe down kitchen tops, benches etc as its anticeptic, and on furniture it leaves a wonderful shine. And the bathroom gets cleaned with Bicarb of Soda and lots of elbow grease!
  • CannyGranny Jan 21, 2012 @ 6:58 am | delete
    I'll try it next pension day!
  • 23squidoo Jan 1, 2012 @ 11:07 pm | delete
    Awesome lens - so humorous (yet true!). Angel Blessed!
  • affordablecleaners Dec 11, 2011 @ 12:42 am | delete
    This should a leaflet sent to parents and home owners! So many live in squalor or resort to environmentally damaging chemical cleaners its such a shame.
  • ShandiGP Nov 13, 2011 @ 9:08 pm | delete
    THIS IS THE BEST LENS EVER!

    I HATE that the majority of my fellow Americans would rather use products that endanger their families' long-term health because they don't want to use Elbow Grease brand cleaner.
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