Emerson Street
The nightshirts cover these topics from a witty and humorous angle, so that women can laugh at themselves and stop taking life so seriously. When women realize they are not alone with the things they obsess about, they feel a heck of a lot better.
This lens also features fun Top 10 lists, famous quotes, related merchandise as well as a link to view the entire collection of Emerson Street sleepshirts. There are over 60 different designs to chose from!
Emerson Street Collection

Emerson Street is located in Staten Island, New York. All of the merchandise features the capricious art, and witty humor of Emerson Quillin, a prominent cartoonist whose strips appear daily in the Cincinnati Post.
Emerson Street nightshirts were featured on ABC TV's popular morning show The View. The View touted the Night Shirt as one of the hottest sleepwear items for 2005!

The Sleepshirts are "One size fits Most" garments. They are a white 100% cotton coverup with a thin black neckline, and comes rolled in a cotton bag. Emerson's art is not only featured on the nightshirt but is printed on the bag as well.
These humorous sleepshirts come in many different designs. You are sure to find the perfect style for yourself or for that one of a kind gift!
Ladies ~ which of the following do you struggle with the most?

~It's Always Happy Hour Somewhere~
Emerson Street Says: Pour Yourself a Glass of Wine and Enjoy!
Margarita ~ Chardonnay ~ Merlot ~ Martini

Emerson Street Martini Diet Nightshirt
I'm on a Martini Diet...Three Martinis, then I can't find my plate!

Emerson Street I'll Drink No Wine Nightshirt
I'll drink no wine...until it's in my glass!

Emerson Street Margarita Nightshirt
Just call me Rita...Margarita!

Emerson Street Wine Princess Nightshirt
Wine Princess

Emerson Street Merlot Nightshirt
Listen Honey - It's my favorite color...Merlot!

Emerson Street Goes With Everything Nightshirt
Wine...It goes with everything I wear!

Emerson Street I Speak French Nightshirt
I speak French...Chardonnay!

"Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down."
~Phyllis Diller
Wine Glass Sets
Top 10 Women's Bar Drinks

1. Cosmopolitan
2. Sangria
3. Apple Martini
4. Margarita
5. Mojito
6. Long Island Ice Tea
7. Amaretto Sour
8. Sex On The Beach
9. Mai Tai
10. Rum And Coke
Source: http://wbli.com/randy/drinks.html
Novelty Bar Glasses
Wine ~ Margarita ~ Martini ~ Beer

A new collection of glasses, all featuring sassy women with spicy attitudes! Start your own menagerie of these laugh-out-loud pieces, or give as gifts to the funny and strong women in your life.
Click here to view the entire collection of whimsical wine glasses by AliceArt!

Discover the most unique martini glassware around, these martini glasses create instant conversation. Tracey Lolita Yancey uses martini recipes as her design inspiration for each glass, each martini has a trademark 'recipe on the bottom'. Collect your favorite martini recipe or collect them all.
Click here to view the entire selection of Handpainted Novelty Bar Glasses

~Men & Marriage~
Emerson Street's View on Coexisting with the Male Species

Emerson Street Men Are From Mars Nightshirt
Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Visa!

Emerson Street Remote Control Nightshirt
Hold Me, Hug Me, Squeeze Me...Pretend that I'm a remote control!

Emerson Street Marriage Advice Nightshirt
Listen honey-The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding!

Emerson Street Get A Puppy Nightshirt
Listen Honey - If you want cute, get a puppy.

Emerson Street His Pleasure Nightshirt
If he says the pleasure is all his...It usually is!

Emerson Street Strange Place Nightshirt
He took me to a real strange place...the kitchen!

Emerson Street I'm Just the Queen Nightshirt
Listen Honey - Don't Mind Me...I'm Just the Queen!

"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house."
~Jean Kerr
Men are from Mars, Women are From Venus
John Gray
Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus: The Classic Guide to Understanding the Opposite Sex
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Relationship counselor John Gray focuses on the differences between men and women--men are from Mars, and women are from Venus, after all--and offers a simple solution: couples must acknowledge and accept these differences before they can develop happier relationships.
Top 10 Things Women Dislike About Men

1. Men who who call too often even when they don't have anything to say.
2. Men that are overly boastful or braggy.
3. Men that are submissive in nature. Women don't fall for men that are timid or meek.
4. Men who skip foreplay.
5. Men who forget birthdays and/or anniversaries.
6. Men that switch jobs too often. This is a sign of instability.
7. Men who chain smoke or drink heavily.
8. Men who are not observant and fail to notice or compliment on a new dress or haircut.
9. Men who bathe in cheap cologne and overly groom.
10.Men who make a mess and don't pick up after themselves.
I Like My Coffee How I Like My Men...
I Like My Coffee..Travel Mug
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The caption reads "I Like My Coffee Like I like My Men... Rich, Strong, and Hot!". This might be the perfect mug for yourself or someone you know.
More Novelty Coffee Mugs!

~Let's Go Shopping!~
Emerson Street: Shop Til' You Drop

Emerson Street Let's Go Shopping Nightshirt
Let's go shopping...I need the exercise!"

Emerson Street Take a Lot of Money Nightshirt
It takes a lot of money...to buy the things I don't need!

"I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet."
~Carrie from Sex and the City
Shopping is Retail Therapy
It'S Not Shopping...Travel Mug
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Its Not Shopping, it's Retail Therapy The coffee mug is dishwasher safe and has a removable swivel, sealed lid and a non-slip bottom. Approximately 6" in height. Holds 12 oz of Coffee or Tea.
More Novelty Coffee Mugs!
Shopaholic
Bestselling series by Sophie Kinsella
Top 10 Cities for Shopaholics

1. Bangkok
2. Buenos Aires
3. Copenhagen
4. Hong Kong
5. London
6. Los Angeles
7. Marrakesh
8. New York
9. Paris
10. St. Barths
Source: MSNBC "Top 10 Cities for Shopaholics"
Shopping: Shoes, Handbags, Jewelry
I Enjoy The Little Things Mug
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This Travel Mug may be perfect for yourself or for someone you know. The caption reads "I Enjoy the little things in life.... shoes, handbags, jewelry".
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~Women and Aging~
Emerson Street: Aging Gracefully

Emerson Street Mature & Fabulous Nightshirt

Emerson Street I'm on Spring Droop Nightshirt
I'm on Spring Droop.

Emerson Street Taken Me Years Nightshirt
It has taken me years to get this old!

Emerson Street 50 is Nifty Nightshirt
50 is nifty...if you like nifty.

Emerson Street Age Gets Better With Wine Nightshirt
Age gets better with wine.

Emerson Street I've Become my Mother Nightshirt
It's official...I've Become My Mother!

"Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles."
~Jane Fonda
Age Defying Creams & Lotions
Ponds ~ Olay ~ Revlon ~ Mychelle
Top 10 Tips to Fight the Effects of Aging

1. Stay out of the sun. It is one of the biggest causes of aging.
2. If you smoke, stop! It causes yellowing of the skin and encourages wrinkles.
3. Exercise & keep your weight in check.
4. Drink lots of water. 6-8 glasses per day is recommended.
5. Decide on a beauty routine and stick to it. A good skin care routine is essential.
6. Take your daily vitamins
7. Get enough sleep. You should be sleeping 8-9 hours/night.
8. Practice healthy eating habits. Eat lots of fruits, vegetables and whole grains. Limit (or avoid) saturated fats and fatty meats.
9. Use alcohol in moderation
10. Lower stress. Exercise, yoga and prioritizing what's important in your life can help reduce stress.
"How Not To Look Old"
by Charla Krupp
How Not to Look Old: Fast and Effortless Ways to Look 10 Years Younger, 10 Pounds Lighter, 10 Times Better
Amazon Price: $17.15 (as of 11/27/2009)![]()
Forget getting older gracefully--This is the beauty and style bible every woman has been waiting for! The first--ever cheat sheet of to-dos and fast fixes that pay-off big time--all from Charla and her friends, the best hair pros, makeup artists, designers, dermatologists, cosmetic dentists and personal shoppers in the biz.
Defy Gravity
Instant Breast Lift
Bring It Up Instant Breast Lift - Plus Size
Amazon Price: $12.00 (as of 11/27/2009)![]()
Translucent adhesive breast lifts that Lift from the Top for a natural smooth shape.
Uses the original BIU design that lifts, holds and supports even without a bra.
Disposable, hypoallergenic, waterproof and great for high humidity climates.
Available in one size, fits cups ranging from D to F. Comes in 3-pair packs.

Emerson Street
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Click Here to view the entire collection!
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- GrowWear GrowWear Sep 28, 2008 @ 11:03 am
- Hilarious! This is an excellent Emerson Street resource.
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- ClassyGals ClassyGals Sep 19, 2008 @ 7:06 pm
- Funny and entertaining lens. Never heard of Emerson Street, until now. Welcome to Fashion Guru's Group.


















