People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"
Emo Phillips at a Glance
Emo Philips (born Phil Soltanec) is an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.Emo Philips - IMDB Biography Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians and garden path sentences spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice and a confused, childlike delivery of his material to produce the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the 'wisdom of children' or the idiot savant.
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
My girlfriend said, "Emo, I'm seeing another man." I said, "Well, try rubbing your eyes or something."
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E=MO2/Live at the Hasty Pudding Theatre
Here is that first album along with a recording of his legendary show at the Hasty Pudding Theater.
E=MO2/Live at the Hasty Pudding Theatre
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, "If you'll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government Pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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- Treasures-By-Brenda Treasures-By-Brenda Apr 28, 2009 @ 8:24 am
- Thanks for the intro to Emo. Nicely done lens; blessed by an Angel.
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- Nice lens, welcome to the SquidWho Comedians Group - Kathy
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