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"Ooh!... Erotic Cakes!"
Erotic cakes are both naughty and nice! They most often turn up at milestone birthdays, retirement celebrations and bachelor/bachelorette parties.
Take a closer look at adult confectionaries and erotic bakeries.
I hope you're hungry...
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Just What Do You Mean By "Erotic Baked Goods?"
Category: File - :Sao Goncalo Pastries @ Amarante.jpg|thumb|Erotic pastry from Portugal
An erotic cake is a cake which, while typically using the ingredients of other dessert cakes, is frosted and sometimes shaped to represent sexual acts and organs. Often sexually related expressions are written on the surface with icing, such as "More than a mouthful" and "Happy 50th - ride 'em hard". The cakes are most often baked and prepared by a retailer who specializes in the style, and are presented to an individual during a festivity limited to adults, such as a bachelor party or a birthday party.
Make Your Own Naughty Cakes
a nice guide to naughty baking
Naughty Cakes: Step-by-Step Recipes for 19 Fabulous, Fun Cakes
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About Erotic Baked Goods
- Penis Cakes
- For centuries, men and women have searched for innovative ways to stuff their mouths with enormous dicks. Whether single or looking, straight or gay, happily married or fading quietly into the background of an interminable bachelorette party, never forget that Valentine's Day looms somewhere in your immediate future. This year, instead of disposable diamonds, sappy love poems or a forgettable second honeymoon, take a cue from the Rotten Library and lovingly craft for your significant other something they can really choke down good and proper.
- Sexy Cakes
- The script from a SNL skit starring Patrick Stewart as the watersports-oriented baker at an erotic bakery.
- Pecker and Boob Cake Pans
- It's FUN to Bake with Pans and Cookie Cutters from the Nawty Bakershop!
- Penis Cake Pans, Cookie Cutters and Cookware
- Pecker Cake Pans, Penis Cup Cake Pans, Naughty Cakes, Sexy Cookie Cutters
- The Incredible Edible Belgian Chocolate Anus
- Available in Milk, Dark, White, Dark Orange and real Ground Coffee flavours, or mixed selection boxes. All boxes contain 12 chocolates. We only use ALL NATURAL ingredients and high quality Belgian chocolate
The Iceman Cometh?
Lugez "Iceman" Ice Luge
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Lugez "iceman" is a perfect addition to any adult party. He can be used in drinking games, bachelorette parties, or as a decoration.
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Bakeries that bake Erotic Cakes and Cookies
- X-Rated Cakes - The Cake Gallery of San Francisco
- These links are for mature adults only. If you are under 18 or a prude in anyway, please do not continue.
- The Erotic Bakery
- Bakeries only need one hour notice to make any cake, will ship worldwide.
- the erotic bakery of seattle, wa
- Erotic Bakery creates Adult Cakes, pastries and sells sex toys and novelties for any occasion including Bachelor and bachelorette parties
- MASTURBAKERS!
- Erotic and Custom Cakes, NYC
- All american Male Erotic Cake for Bachelorette/Birthday Parties
- We take cake, cream, and filling to order and we pile that on top of each other, to feed the number of people you want. Then we carve it out into a shape of a male organ. Then we skin it down, with a skin color to match your skin desire. Then we put sprinkle on the balls and put a little cum cream on to the head. And to make it explode we put a balloon filled with cream under the head on the male organ. You then have the bachelorette or birthday girl cut into the head and it will explode, just enough for all to laugh- don't worry it won't get anyone messy!!!
- Sweet & Nasty Erotic Cakes
- The pictures are just a sample of what we do! We have over 200 designs
- Exotic Cakes Online
- Exotic Cakes specializes in risque, adult-oriented cakes fit for birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties, and more!.
- Erotic cakes and pastries - Bäckerei & Konditorei Gnauck
- We make for you erotic cakes and pastries, made of nature leaven, as the masters model...
- Bona Via Bakery & Cafe :: Adult Cakes
- These cakes are great for birthdays, stags and Jack & Jill's. Just think of the laughs!!!
- sexycakes.net
- Welcome To Sexy Cakes Your On-Line Erotic Cake ShopSexational Cakes... Sensational Flavor! Serving South Florida.
Naughty Edibles
nibbles and candies
Naughty Chocolates
- The Erotic Chocolate Shoppe
- All of our products are created to order out of the finest milk, dark, and white chocolate, and each is individually packaged in cellophane tied with a bowed red ribbon as pictured with the "cock sucker" lollipop, below. We hope you
enjoy seeing these unique erotiques as much as we enjoy offering them to you. - Chocolate Fantasies - Specialty Chocolates and Party Supplies
- ChocolateFantasies.com, Holiday Chocolates, Erotic Chocolates, Chocolate Hearts, Chocolate Flowers, Bachelorette Parties, Bachelor Parties
- Nawty Adult Chocolates
- Adult Chocolates For You and Your Lover - A Great Aphrodisiac! Make Your Chocolate Fantasies Come True.
Share Your Erotic Cake Story With Us!
Have you ever given or received a naughty cake? If so, tell what it was like!
