10 Memorable Eurovision Songs

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The Eurovision Song Contest

The Eurovision Song Contest is one of the funniest night's entertainment available on television. Of course, it is not supposed to be funny, but it is traditionally so full of bad music, ridiculous national stereotypes, bad costumes, ill-advised choreography, technical errors and dubious voting that it becomes a three hour long festival of nonsense.

Originally designed to bring together Europeans in a celebration of music, the competition has now become one full of novelty acts, scantily-clad goddesses and crooning adonises which culminates in the traditional arguement over tactical voting and bigotry.

What a laugh!

For those interested in the history of the Eurovision song contest, a look at the wikipedia entry is very enlightening: Eurovision Song Contest. Those more interested in some of the daftest and most entertaining acts should proceed to my list.

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1. Verka Seduchka, Ukraine (2007) 

If you want any proof that there is no justice in the world then this is it. This is one of the daftest, funniest and most memorable performances in Eurovision and it only came second! It was beaten by a dull, tuneless, instantly forgetable ballad from Serbia.

Verka Seduchka is a comedian from Ukraine and his choice as Ukraine's representative was quite controversial in his home country. The song is a ridiculous concoction of various languages and includes made-up words. The performance is crazy - I particularly like the bit where he (it is actually a man) runs around slapping the backing singers on the butt.

"Dancing!"

Find out more about Ukraine in the Eurovision Song Contest here: Ukraine.

Verka Serduchka: Dancing Lasha Tumbai (Eurovision-Ukraine)

2nd place winner Eurovision 2007 Ukraine MALODEC!!!!

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2. Lordi, Finland (2006) 

The Eurovision song contest is usually so full of manufactured pop music and awful ballards that I never thought I would see a heavy rock group win. Amazingly, Lordi won with "Hard Rock Hallelujah" which is a surprisingly catchy rock song, but I think possibly the costumes and performance had a lot of influence in their win.

Lordi won with an overwhelming proportion of the vote.

Find out more about Finland in the Eurovsion Song Contest here: Finland.

Lordi - Hard Rock Halleujah ( Eurovision LIve)

Lordi

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3. Ruslana, Ukraine (2004) 

A performance featuring a very attractive female singer in a skimpy outfit will always attract attention I guess but this song is very catchy and the performance is very well choreographed. On top of that Ruslana is an award winning musician who writes all her own songs and music including this one: "Wild Dancers".

Ruslana - Wild Dances (winner of eurovision)

The winner of eurovision on 2004

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4. ABBA, Sweden - 1974 

ABBA? Who? Never heard of them!

If this is true then you must live in a cave. ABBA are probably the Eurovision song contest's most famous and successful winners. After winning with "Waterloo" ABBA went on to become one of the most successful groups ever and remain popular worldwide.

More about Sweden in the Eurovision Song Contest here: Sweden.

ABBA-Waterloo Eurovision Contest Winner

The song that started it all

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5. Lt United, Lithuania - (2006) 

If you tell people something often enough they will believe it, and this song almost proved that. The lyrics of this song consist almost entirely of the words, "we are the winners of Eurovision". It nearly worked, they came second and if the winning entry by Lordi hadn't been so outstanding, the prophecy in this song would have come true.

The best thing about this performance, though, is the crazy dance by the bald guy.

More about Lithuania in the Eurovision Song Contest here: Lithuania.

Eurovision 2006 * 14 Lithuania * Final *

Lithuania

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6. Les Fatals Picards, France (2007) 

Surprisingly, France made the linguistic concession to sing part of their song in English; still it didn't help as it crashed and burned in the European public's vote.

This song is surprisingly catchy and amusing, add to that the strange guy running around with a cat stuck on his shoulder and this is a memorable Eurovision song - at least for me it is.

Find out more about France in the Eurovision Song Contest here: France.

Eurovision 2007 - France

Woooooo! Erm yeh this is the French entry. i think its rather catchy especially how he keeps mixing French and English which is... different. also I'm loving the fact that they got the guy from crystal maze to sing and run around with them :P

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7. Zladko Vladcik, Molvania (2002) 

Molvania? Where is that again?

No this is not one of the ever-increasing number of bloc-voting Eastern European countries, this is a fictional nation and a spoof song.

Take a look, it is quite amusing.

MOLVANIA Elektronik Supersonik

MOLVANIA DISQUALIFIED FROM EUROVISION! The tiny Eastern European republic of Molvania was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest this year.

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Molvania (Jetlag Travel Guide)

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8. Daz Sampson, United Kingdom (2006) 

How could any nation that gave the world The Beatles enter this trash?

However, in a competition famous for trashy music, this really should have been outstandingly trashy and in with a chance of winning. It seems though, that Great Britain only discovered Eurotrash as the rest of the continent decided to move on.

This song is so bad that it borders on brilliance!

Learn more about UK in the Eurovision Song Contest here: United Kingdom.

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9. Alexander Rybak, Norway (2009) 

Surprise surprise, the Eurovision song contest actually produces some decent music these days. This song is quite catchy and invloves some enthralling fiddle playing with a bizarre but entertaining performance by some strange dancers - the choreography was done by Hallgrim Hansegård of the Frikar dance group.

Alexander scored 387 points which at the time of writing is a record total.

More about Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest: Norway.

Alexander Rybak - Fairytale (2009 Eurovision Song Contest Wi

Alexander Rybak's performance of Fairytale after having won the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest, held in Moscow. Watch the whole show again: http://www.eurovision.tv/esctv?program=2570

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10. Dustin the Turkey, Ireland (2008) 

Ireland have won the Eurovision song contest 7 times and with this entry they really excelled themselves. Once seen/heard, this is not a song you will easily forget.

With its lyrics that mock everything that is Eurovision, the singer being a puppet turkey and a backing track that seems to have combined the sounds of a fairground and a building site, this is possibly the most offensive song to the listeners eardrums that could be created.

This is everything Eurovision; a novelty act, bad music, ridiculous choreography and controversial - brilliant. How come it didn't get beyond the semi-final?

Dustin's entry was very divisive and many called for it to be disqualified, it wasn't but it didn't do well. You can read some background information on Dustin here: Dustin the Turkey.

Find out more about Ireland in the Eurovision Song Contest here: Ireland.

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