Everybody Loves Ralphy - I'm Ralph The Staffordshire Bull Terrier!
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The First Ever Lens By A Staffordshire Bull Terrier - Ralphy has arrived on Squidoo!!
Just like my bed, my house, and my car, and my gardens - this is my lens.
I'm going to keep this updated as often as I can and let you know what my humans have been up to, my other doggie mates (Big Up for Douglas the Springer)!!! and to let you know what life is like only one foot off the ground.
Keep coming back every now and then, because this is the only Squidoo lens ever put together by a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, and I'm going to fill it with loads of good stuff like photos and videos!
BTW, I don't want to sound vain or anything, but be honest, is my coat really shiney in this photo or what !!
Table of Contents
- This Week I Am Mostly Barking At........
- What Weather Do I Like Best?
- Things That Really Annoy Me - Part One
- Buy a Book and Help Dogs Less Lucky Than Me
- Things That Really Annoy Me - Part Two
- Things That Turn Up In My Garden
- Big Up For Douglas
- My Photographs
- Picture Gallery 2
- YOU HAVE TO VISIT THIS LENS NEXT - PLEASE!
- Call Me Old Fashioned But......
- Tell Me What You Think
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- Weather
This Week I Am Mostly Barking At........
THE CAT NEXT DOOR !!!!!I know, I know, he's ugly, and totally lacks charisma, but try telling my neighbours that.
Somehow they just can't see it. C'mon....could you bring yourself to stroke that???
What Weather Do I Like Best?
I know it looks obvious but it's........
VERY DEEP SNOW
And Nope - I'm not lying down - I'm trying to find my pully rope
Things That Really Annoy Me - Part One

It annoys me when somebody plants trees and things in my garden without permission.
No Ralphpermission, no tree, that's the rule. Get used to it.
Try planting something without permission and you'll come home to this every time...........Never underestimate the Jaws of Ralph.
Buy a Book and Help Dogs Less Lucky Than Me
Every cent and penny earned I give straight to charity.
My buddy Douglas likewise.
But we both know there are brothers and sisters out there nowhere near as lucky as we are.
Some of them don't even have their own humans.
These are all great books, and if you're looking to purchase a book on how to get us to do nice things, buying one of these ensures all the profit goes to dogs less lucky than Douglas and me.
Buy a book and help make their life great, and I won't come round and chew your car tires.
How's that for a deal?
Things That Really Annoy Me - Part Two
Troublesome Bushes and Shrubs - They REALLY Annoy Me!
Every now and then, certain plants in the garden look at me the wrong way.
I can't let them get away with it.
Things That Turn Up In My Garden
Lost Racing Pigeons!

Five or six of them, every morning, come down and sit on the garage roof staring at me, all the time making silly 'vroo vroo' noises.
Or worse still, they actually land on the grass and start WALKING ABOUT!
They might think they've got the edge with those wing things, but I'm working on it.
Big Up For Douglas
English Springer Spaniels - So Lah di Dah Posh
Here's my walking partner Douglas. He's well mannered, well trained, well behaved and although he's only a kid, he's good company.
Ok, I'll be honest, I don't really do well trained as a behaviour pattern, and I think I'm nearly well behaved, but you can't get away from the fact that I'm good looking, and I think that carries me forward.
Big muscles, strong jaws, really good looking - come on girls, who needs well trained?
The great thing about Douglas is he's always up for a good couple of miles running and sniffing once a week when we meet up, none of this locked in a yard thing for me and him, oh no - it's got to be two or three miles a day or else.
The two Humans we own, and that come out with us every day, seem to be good friends also, which helps keep them amused whilst we get on with checking things out.
My Photographs
I take all my own snaps - Welcome to the world of the cameraman one foot off the ground
This is the guy who sometimes goes with me for a walk. He also lives in the same house, and drives me from place to place.
Believe me, every dog needs a driver.
Picture Gallery 2
This is the lady, (using the latestdog restraint techniques on Douglas), that Douglas employs as housekeeper. She drives Douglas about, provides food on demand (as it should be) and who's also allowed to take him for walks.
Crazy socks.
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Call Me Old Fashioned But......
I Think Staffordshire Bull Terriers Are The Perfect Dog

No Way Ralph! Check Out My Dog.......
Ralphy Boy, You Are Right On The Money. Wanna Know Why?.......
KathyT says:
Beautiful!
blondebecky says:
I must say my dog first as i love him to bits! But hes a staffy also, all staffies are such lovely dogs, people just dont know them. they see there wee muscles and big teeth and get scared when infact they would never hurt you. Great Lens, Ralphy looka lovely hehe
darciefrench says:
How could I disagree with Ralph?
renstar says:
Nice Lens Ralph, Im a Rottweiler crossed with Staffordshire bull terrier called Kingston and am a gentle giant
You can see me on my squidoo lens
http://www.squidoo.com/the-trials-and-tribulations-a-dog-called-kingston
Stimulus says:
Send him over to pull up some bushes and weeds here. He could also have some fun chasing our bear as seen on my jacuzzibear lens. This is a great lens. I love it.
says:
i have a Staffordshire bull terrier and they are wonderful pets and great companions thanks for sharing snow picks and my staffie loves the snow too he would eat it all if i let him
notimetoulouse says:
I agree with Ralph totally.
Why?
Because he has one of my slippers and won't give it back until I vote for him. That's why.
Tell Me What You Think
I promise I won't bite
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notimetoulouse
Apr 3, 2012 @ 10:38 am | delete
- Little Ralph has been overflown by another Angel!
Fantastic....except his eyes are glued on the skies now Kathy, trying to catch a glimpse of you!
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KathyT
Apr 3, 2012 @ 10:18 am | delete
- Wonderful lens, and for a wonderful cause. Blessed! :)
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blondebecky
Jan 29, 2012 @ 6:26 pm | delete
- Really Really Really... great lens :)
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Wordwinder Dec 14, 2011 @ 9:52 pm | delete
- Interesting view of life from "one foot off the ground".
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JoshK47
Oct 22, 2011 @ 9:06 am | delete
- What a loveable dog! Great lens. :)
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darciefrench
Sep 25, 2011 @ 2:45 pm | delete
- Loved every moment on this funny and fantastic page - and Ralphy won my heart. He sure is the perfect doggy! :)
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notimetoulouse
Sep 26, 2011 @ 5:43 pm | delete
- Overflown by an Angel! Fantastic!!!!!
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Weather
Current weather conditions in Sheffield, United Kingdom
Local Pollen Reports
15°C (Feels like 15°C)
Last update: 5/31/12 12:50 PM Local Time
Humidity: 94%Visibility: 9.0 km
Dew Point: 14°C
UV Index: 3 (Lawn and Garden Weather)
Barometer: 1016.9mm steady
Moon: Rush Hour Traffic
Wind: 21km/h From: Airport Conditions

Today
Light Rain
High: 15°C
Low: 12°C
Sunrise: 4:45 AM
Sunset: 9:23 PM

Friday
Jun 1
Light Rain
High: 13°C
Low: 8°C
Sunrise: 4:44 AM
Sunset: 9:25 PM

Saturday
Jun 2
AM Drizzle
High: 16°C
Low: 8°C
Sunrise: 4:43 AM
Sunset: 9:26 PM

Sunday
Jun 3
Partly Cloudy
High: 13°C
Low: 8°C
Sunrise: 4:42 AM
Sunset: 9:27 PM
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