Clowns: Scary or Funny?

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Clowns: Scary or Funny?

Some people love clowns. They think clowns are just funny, happy-go-lucky entertainers with a penchant for wearing silly clothes and making balloon critters.

The rest of us can't sleep, because we know the truth: The clowns will eat us!

Do You Suffer from Coulrophobia?

What is coulrophobia? It's just a nice scientific name for clown phobia, or the intense fear of clowns. But why do so many people fear clowns?

Some people blame media for casting clowns in a horrific light. There are movies and novels that portray clowns as downright ghastly, such as Stephen King's "It."

Sometimes people just have a bad experience with clowns. Maybe a clown scared them when they were children, or maybe they were just frightened by the face makeup. You know, the big red lips, the giant red nose, the unnaturally white skin.

Another factor is that clown makeup can obscure or even conceal the real facial expressions. Not being able to see the clown's true face could inspire some instinctual distrust. Some children are afraid of costumed people in general, even if they're at Disney World.

"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight."
- Lon Chaney, Sr.

Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me

We actually have the Simpsons to thank for this catchphrase: "Can't sleep, clown will eat me."

It happened in an episode called "Lisa's First Word," where we learn more about the Simpson family's past. When Marge becomes pregnant with Lisa, a very young Bart is forced to give up his crib for the baby. To make Bart feel better about it, Homer builds a special bed just for Bart--a clown bed that looks rather evil. It looks even more scary at night! It's not a leap for Bart to imagine that the frightening clown bed will devour him as soon as he falls asleep.

The next morning finds Bart curled up on the floor downstairs, muttering to himself over and over, "Can't sleep, clown'll eat me."

Your Opinion on Clowns...

Clowns: Scary or Funny?

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Can't sleep, clowns will eat me.

i says:

clowns have always scared me. its the fact they could be anyone I think

luka says:

horor of clowns is sou scary

brenton says:

SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sometimes...

Sharon says:

WORT THINGS EVER. Son many true clown murder stories. w/ clowns... search on google "The Clown Statue"

clown phobia says:

Clowns have terrified me all my life!
They are very scary....

cj says:

Im freaked out by clowns. but heres the most scary clown story MUST READ:

A boy goes to camp and is regular and playing and all, and then its time to go to bed. he cant sleep and wakes up at 2 am. he looks out the window and sees a clown. he blinks once and the clown disapears. he doesnt tell anyone and same thing happens the next day, he wakes up, sees the clown, blinks and he disapears.Third day the boy tells the camp counselor and he doesnt believe him. the boy wakes up again and sees the clown. but this time he kept blinking and the clown wouldnt leave. the boy runs to the counselor,wakes him up, and he leaves. the counselor doesnt come back. the people at the camp wake up in the morning and the boy was gone. they called the police and they found him in the woods. they say he ate or killed them. they put him in jail AND HE ESCAPES. no one knows where hes at. my friends say it true and it was on the news in 2009 but i couldnt find it on the internet. if u find it tell me. thanks

JoJo says:

scary

Fernando says:

They're some scary people who look at you and you can't see what they have over all that makeup he may be happy but a dead scary person

Shee says:

FUCK THEM !!!!!!! THEY'RE SO SCARY :'(

andrew says:

I am scared of C-L-O-W-N-S

Coulrophobic says:

I watched the movie It when I was surprisingly young, and have never felt the same way again. I wonder how clowns really are- what they really feel like. There make up is disgusting and I find them repugnant.

hate clowns says:

SCAAAARRRYYYY

kill basks says:

scary

jack says:

clowns ar freakin scary i hate em...

PJ says:

i say clowns are nice once in a blue moon. btu yet i get nasty dreams about clowns like in a jack in the box, box poping out and swaying back and forth

iluvvampirz says:

clowns are just so sinister i hate them i definatley have coulrophobia!

NoClowns says:

You have nothing to fear but fear itself... and clowns!!

Diabla_Jane says:

I once had a homeless guy dressed as a clown follow me for three blocks before I ran into my favourite bookstore and the shopkeeper sent him away.

GroovyFinds says:

Clowns are just wrong...and I'm pretty sure evil too.

Panda says:

I hate clowns, my boyfriend posted the thing over there --> about the birthday "suprise". How mean is that. Get scared shitless of clowns, it's asweful =[

I like clowns!

Dan Zachary says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MPWDUXixS8

Liliana says:

Oh gods I love clowns. My mom hired one for my party when I was 3 and I was instantly fascinated with them. They get such bad press but all my lil cousins love clowns too! I can certainly understand why people are afraid but still I feel they're pretty awesome especially the acrobatic ones.

Niehls says:

Am I the only person left on earth who actualy likes clowns??!!

emily says:

Clowns are awesome especially scary clowns!

Rodrigo says:

Search for Dr.Rockxo hes a character on Metaloapocalypse, watch a few episodes of the series and you'll love it

meanwhile I DO C C COCAINE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM3XJI_HUEk&feature=related

JenOfChicago says:

I love clowns! I hate that people think they are scary!

Namehere says:

Im not scared of clowns in general but some movies do scare the shit out of you just because they are portrayed in the wrong way. eg (being a ruthless child killier).

Katlynn says:

I like clowns I meen why do some people think their bad? I jest
want to say to the people who don't like clowns or think their
scary dont be.

Carl says:

My Girlfriend hates clowns, So on her Birthday, I'm going to dress up as a clown and sit on the end of her bed, will be a nice birthday suprise =D

bingotheclown says:

clowns get a bad rep it not fare

Slick(shipwreak) says:

Klowns are scary as hell. They will eat you while you sleep. Everything is a big joke. Nothing is ever serious with them. And if you meet a klown in real life there normally a drunk and can be really mean..... Satan knows I love being a klown :-D

I love them. and you should love us all

VADIM says:

clowns are awsome their just cool I liked clowns from the first time i saw them when i was like 3 or 5 i always made my parents take me to the circuos in orher words clowns are tooooootaly awsome and theres no reason to be scared of them and all the movies they make about evil clowns and all that Shit is FAAAAAAAAAKE duh.

mr x says:

clowns are so funny its funny the stuff they do such as play pranks on people and sometimes even scare them they are cool

kayla says:

that clowns are the cools thing you will ever see i love clowns
they are the best!!!!!!

cannedguds says:

they're both scary and funny, at the same time or not! and i like 'em! I wanna even want to be like 'em!

E.I. says:

Clowns are funny
People being scared of clowns is even funnier

cannedguds says:

I like clowns and why not? I want to be one of them!!!!

Bugsley says:

Clowns taste funny ..er.. I mean they, have funny taste's .... ya know, in tiny cars, big shoes, clothes, hair styles etc. Sometimes we are afraid of kids too!

I don't Know says:

I like clowns }????

Maybe

spaz says:

I only like clowns under the following circumstances:
1/ they are in a situation where there is a great potential for the clown to get hurt (E.G: blindfolded and barefoot in a room full of mousetraps and rakes)
2/ when they aren't bothering me
3/ If they aren't weird european clowns, or mimes

 
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