Garden Gnomes Are Evil!
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They Should be Banned!
Garden Gnomes The bane of home owners associations everywhere...
I personally hate gnomes & usually the entire yard decor they are plopped in. They seem to be just like potato chips you can't just have one. No sir, you have to have at least 20 of these ill painted creatures with stupid pointy hats.
They sit there day after day taunting the neighbors with the pristine lawns & manicured bushes. Soon the neighbors don't mind them, then after a while they think they're cute, then BAM! Before you know it they have infiltrated every lawn in the neighborhood.
It's a epidemic!
YOUR TURN!
Garden Gnomes Are Evil & Scary!
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GNOMES ARE EVIL! says:
gnomes are evil!!! i have one at my school and he is on stilts in a human suit and he is trying to take over the school and then the world!!! He uses his lantern to try and seduce girls to kill them or poison them, he is trying to get one of my friends the evil b***ard!!!!!!
Posted November 20, 2011
Mr Banana says:
OMG! The Garden gnome zombies are comming!
http://www.break.com/pictures/rob-zombie-remakes-david-the-gnome-2058299
Posted May 14, 2011
Nephilim says:
Garden gnomes are psychotic little evil bengs of death and pain!
Posted March 31, 2011
JaguarJulie says:
Well, I never really thought too much about garden gnomes one way or another ... that is, until the garden gnome of travelocity "messed" with our return flights home from our Greece vacation ... evil.
Posted December 02, 2010
says:
They're one of the creepiest things in the world.
Posted November 08, 2010
lyuben88 says:
Despite the fact that the garden gnomes are used for decoration, I have to say that they look kind of creepy :)
Posted September 17, 2010
Roberex says:
My neighbor Steve has one on his front porch. So far, he hasn't done any damage, although Steve defied the homeowners association who wanted it removed... Hmmm, maybe Steve's mind and will have been taken over by the gnome....post your gnome opinion at http://eves-garden-site.com/blog
Posted June 14, 2010
Mike says:
i hate gnomes one just stole my pudding that little basterd
Posted June 09, 2010
Molliey says:
yes they are!!!!!!!
Posted May 16, 2010
HorseAndPony says:
Yes, Garden Gnomes are Evil & Scary! :) However, I wouldn't look poorly upon a single sports themed gnome even though I would never put one in my own garden.
Posted May 10, 2010
Maddy says:
Oh you think the Garden variety is evil--wait until you meet the arm stealing variety. Terrifying.
Posted March 23, 2010
Mac33 says:
I don't know about evil...but that Travelocity gnome is sure annoying...can't stand those commercials.
Posted June 21, 2009
curious0927 says:
I agree, a bit spooky!! I don't put them in my yard, but always look at the Yard's of the one's who do!! Just Have to Look I Guess!!
Posted June 21, 2009
No way, Monkeybrain!
Kabu. says:
I am writing a history of the gnome because Gnomes deserve to be honoured in this way. A much meligned personage is the Gnome.
I intend for all Gnome haters to change their minds.
Posted March 05, 2011
themaster438 says:
they are not evil yall are just wooses
Posted February 07, 2011
Rick says:
Why don't you people get a life, gnomes add a little humor to life, something some of you people have little of
Posted September 15, 2010
Priencess Kevin says:
you are WRONG about gardin gnomes! i once knew this gnome named gerome the christmas gnome and he always kept me company. then he died...
Posted January 29, 2010
gnomeluva says:
we need gnomes to protect our gardens from black magic!
Posted October 20, 2009
lawngnome96 says:
gnomes are the coolest garden accent ever. anyone who thinks otherwise has obviously been brainwashed by the yard flamingos! gnomes rock!
Posted August 23, 2009
lovegnomes4life says:
WTF??? gnomes are awesome, and are twice the man you'll ever be!!! they rule!...jerk!!!
Posted August 16, 2009
GNOME LOVER says:
LOl, you have lost your mind! GNOMES WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
Posted August 07, 2009
Evil Garden Gnome Gear
Combat the Evil!
Gnome Bearers Sugar Post Gnome Be Gone
Gnome Bearers Sugar Post Gnome Be Gone
Do you get tired of seeing those gnomes in everyone's garden? Well then this is the garden ornament for you. These paired up Gnome Be Gones bring their gnome with them that they'll carry away for you. This is truly a garden delight that will make you smile. Each piece is individually hand made and some variations may result.
measures 14"L x 7"W x 17"T, includes the detachable gnome.
Proof they are Evil!
Look, this guy has been brain washed!
Evil League of Evil: Garden Gnomes
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Gnome Traps
Recreate those old-fashioned bear traps with the Gnome Trap! With two rings of spikes opened wide, a small "trip lever" and a miniature watering can as "bait", this gnome trap is just waiting to snap up one of those creepy gnomes.
The trap measures: 2"T x 15 1/2"W, the Watering Can measures: 3 1/2"T x 3 3/4"W, and the Gnome measures: 12 1/4"T x 4 3/4"W.
Secrets of the Gnomes
Great book to stay ahead of their evil plots....
Secrets of the Gnomes
An account of the life and work of gnomes, based on first-hand observations by the author and artist, who, themselves turned into gnomes, visited with gnomes in Lapland and Siberia.
Clearly they have no respect for our culture!
The Mooning Garden Gnome
The Mooning Garden Gnome
Who needs those boring little frogs and turtles cluttering up your garden or yard? Spice up the place with a PrankPlace Garden Gnome. These funny little guys are made from high quality plastic, and are sure to bring some laughter to your life. The Mooning Gnome Our Mooning Gnome will definitely liven up your yard or garden! Measures 8 inches wide by 6 inches tall. Made of durable PVC plastic.
They Violate Our Lawns!
Squatting Gnome Lawn Garden Ornament
Squatting Gnome Lawn Garden Ornament
Is that gnome doing what I think he's doing? Let the Pooping Gnome attempt to relieve himself on your lawn. He just needs a little time, maybe 2-3 seasons. How about this spring and summer?
The Pooping Gnome is a perfect lawn gag to show your funny side to the casual passer-byer.
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$21.99
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