Evil Penguin's Family is Expanding - NEW Characters!

My Evil Penguin is lonely. I think he needs a friend. My son has suggested "Yelda". Let me explain. Yelda started his Sophomore year in high school. Yelda was a small stuffed penguin who was abducted from a girl in class (she didn't seem to mind). My son and his friends named the penguin Yelda and took her everywhere! She sat in every seat in the Pepsi Center in Denver, CO. She went to Texas on a class trip. She was tormented where ever she went. We washed her and her little penguin feet fell off. So naturally, being the strange mom I am I sewed her feet back on - her head. She had her orange feet sewn onto her widdle head - both sides like mutant ears. The boys loved it! Yelda had many trips to exotic places and at last hopped away in Australia. The last the boy saw of her was the little orange feet bobbing above the outback bush. She was never seen again.

I haven't decided if I want to make a mutant Penguin. I wonder if it would actually sell? Yelda the Mutant Penguin? It's kinda catchy.

I just lowered the prices on shirts, hoodies and even coffee mugs! Go shopping now because this sale won't last forever!

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1. Evil Penguin shirts will cover up your naked body so you don't get arrested.

2. They aren't Happy Bunny.

3. They look cool and everyone will want to know where you got it!

4. They will get you noticed.

5. They are just so darn cute!

6. If you don't have Evil Penguin, you don't have a clue.

7. Help support sarcastic people and penguins.

8. You look HOT in Evil Penguin shirts.

9. Evil Penguins Rock!

10. Not everyone has them yet, so you can be unique!

11. Stand out from the crowd.

12. Annoy and insult people around you without saying a word.

13. Let people know just how much you love you!

14. Great to give as a gift to your Grandma.

15. Won't make you gain weight.

16. Let everyone know your a trend setter.

17. Show your friends just how cool you really are.

18. Evil Penguin t-shirts will make you look skinny.

19. Celebrities will want you to be on their shows.

20. The opposite sex will desire you!

21. Directors and Photographers will want to make you famous!

22. Look like a million dollars.

23. The best reason why Evil Penguin gear is important - you'll love the little guy and he won't think You Suck!