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Excuse of the Day

1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic (by 0 people)   Your rating: 1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic

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Just a Bit of Fun

My students often point out funny things to me, and I think it's kind of selfish of me to keep them to myself, so here they are - the clean ones at least! Have a go at putting your own caption to them if you'd like.

Caffeine Hasn't Done Me Any Harm 

Excuse of the day - My mum forgot to wake me up

Caffeine Hasn't Done Me Any Harm 

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Of course I'm your mother...dear

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Gnnn-nnn 

Excuse of the day - Sore throat

Gnnn-nnn 

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The Dutch limbo team practicing

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Gnnn-nnn

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Free Parking You Say? 

Excuse of the day - Missed the bus and didn't think it was worth catching the next one

Free Parking You Say? 

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Free Parking You Say?

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Good Job I Put My Rubber Pants On 

Excuse of the day - My jeans got so wet in the rain that I went home

Good Job I Put My Rubber Pants On 

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Go on, dunk 'er agin

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Good Job I Put My Rubber Pants On

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When I Asked You to Give Me My Machete... 

Excuse of the day - I gave blood and didn't feel too good

When I Asked You to Give Me My Machete... 

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Do you think this nail polish matches my gash?

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When I Asked You to Give Me My Machete...

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No, Fisheye Lens! 

Excuse of the day - I had eye strain

No, Fisheye Lens! 

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No, Fisheye Lens!

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Hook Me!

Louise Raddy1 point

Eye, Eye Captin

Thats gotta hurt
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A New Excuse Every Day 

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ChrisGray

About ChrisGray

OK so this is what I'm about...

I'm a web developer specialising in ASP to Flash applications, but mostly I like to write games for fun.

I also create contemporary digital artworks that embrace the latest available software.

And I've got two young children, so I have to do a mortgagey type of thing too. This is the full-time job as a college lecturer running an Interactive Media course in Leeds, UK. It's great fun to do as I've got fantastic students, great colleagues and a course that pushes not just their boundaries.

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