Funny exercise quotes

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humorous exercise quotes.Here are the best of the best!

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I don't care about being big and strong, I just want to look good naked 

Cartwheels are more fuel efficient way to travel 

Exercise... the poor person's plastic surgery 

I love being surrounded by dumb bells 

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I don't sweat I glisten 

I Exercise - run my mouth,push my luck, & jump to conclusions 

Runners make the best girlfriends, catch me if you can 

If it were easy then everyone will look like this 

I run like a girl , so try to keep up! 

.Imagine wearing this while jogging. cheeky quote *grin*
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Put some fun between your legs 

I'm bringing sexy back (in a couple of months) 

I'm in no shape to exercise 

I may be fat but I'm slow 

you know 3 months later you are not eligible to wear this t-shirt anymore.

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God must love calories, because he made so many 

Under Construction 

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck 

Okay , this isn't exactly the best exercise quote but you still are going to work out right?
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I keep Trying to lose weight , but it keeps finding me 

Does this shirt makes me look thin? 

Of course I'm in shape . Isn't Round a Shape? 

Move over skinny 

I'm sweaty and naked under this shirt  

This shirt makes my butt look big 

Ask your doctor if Getting Off your ass is Right for You 

I'd hit the gym more if it had a smoking section 

Live 2 lift 

Training isn't a matter of life and death, It is more than that 

Don't let the Tshirt fool you, I look awesome naked 

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Running is a mental sport and we are all insane 

I DONUT workout to look this good 

I would just exercise, but it makes me spill my drinks 

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Pain is weakness leaving the body 

Sit on your butt and do something 

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