Funny Exercise Quotes

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We have cheeky quotes like ~ "Why dont you Put some fun between your legs by exercising?"
"That's not sweat , It's my body crying"...

We have funny denials like "Of course I'm in shape . Isn't Round a Shape?"
and the classy "Don't let the Tshirt fool you, I look awesome naked" would look real good after a few months of gym dont you think?

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The cure for everything is saltwater- sweat, tears, or the sea

Isak Dineson

I don't care about being big and strong, I just want to look good naked

Cartwheels are more fuel efficient way to travel

Exercise... the poor person's plastic surgery

I don't sweat I glisten

I Exercise - run my mouth,push my luck, & jump to conclusions

Runners make the best girlfriends, catch me if you can

If it were easy then everyone will look like this

I run like a girl , so try to keep up!

.Imagine wearing this while jogging. cheeky quote *grin*
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I'm in no shape to exercise

I may be fat but I'm slow

you know 3 months later you are not eligible to wear this t-shirt anymore.

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God must love calories, because he made so many

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Sweat is Fat Crying

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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck

Okay , this isn't exactly the best exercise quote but you still are going to work out right?
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I keep Trying to lose weight , but it keeps finding me

Does this shirt makes me look thin?

Failure is not an option. Everyone has to succeed. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Of course I'm in shape . Isn't Round a Shape?

I'm sweaty and naked under this shirt

This shirt makes my butt look big

Ask your doctor if Getting Off your ass is Right for You

I'd hit the gym more if it had a smoking section

Live 2 lift

Training isn't a matter of life and death, It is more than that

Running is a mental sport and we are all insane

I DONUT workout to look this good

I just join gym for the mirrors

I would just exercise, but it makes me spill my drinks

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Pain is weakness leaving the body

Sit on your butt and do something

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  • KieranChapman Apr 22, 2012 @ 1:18 pm | delete
    A welcome little chuckle, nice lens
  • TheLifestyleChanger Mar 16, 2012 @ 3:40 am | delete
    Some good ones here.
  • nekoneko Mar 16, 2012 @ 4:53 am | delete
    thanks :) apreciate it!
  • Iain84 Feb 18, 2012 @ 9:49 am | delete
    Haha great lens. Can't beat a bit of humour
  • RecordLady Dec 20, 2011 @ 12:24 pm | delete
    What a great sense of humor. Love the lens.
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