The Infinitive Guide to Fake News

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This just in: Fake news sweeping the nation

Soaring gas prices! War in Iraq! War in Georgia! Exploding unemployment and inflation. Cancer, lung and heart disease, and AIDS! Let's face it, life can be pretty daunting sometimes.

It's no wonder I love 'The Daily Show' so much. We all deserve a break; a break from the constant stream of bad news. So in a world gone nuts, give me fake news any day. Part news, part comedy routine, fake news allows us to take the edge off of the news and hopefully bring a smile to our faces, or even better make us bust out in laughter.

This lens is my tribute to the world of fake news, from the classics to the modern day marvels like Jon Stewart and 'The Onion.' So if you're like me, I dedicate this lens to you, and remember, while you can fake the news, you can't fake laughter. Enjoy!

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The Fake News Nightly - Foto Report 

If you know Mike Ock, then you're intelligent enough to know that a picture is worth a 1,000 words. Since I'm such a smart ass and can never leave well enough alone, here is a newsworthy collection of photos. Go to The Fake News Nightly.

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These lenses got the "fake" stuff 

In my opinion, these shows are the cutting edge of fake news. Between the two, Jon and Stephen are blurring even further the line between fake and "real" news (whatever that is).

How to write a joke 


How to Write a Good Joke
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Jokes are good for most occasions. There are jokes about any subject you can imagine. However, writing a good joke takes time and creativity. Not many people have a creative and playful imagination, but with these few easy steps, you will have have people laughing for days.
Steps
  1. Think about an interesting topic - preferably one that is derived from a current event.
  2. Decide how you can turn something serious into something entertaining.
  3. Make sure to write a joke that is not too offensive to people, because you could be facing some serious lawsuits.
  4. Present it to an audience and see if they like it.
  5. Try imitating famous people. The more you practice (on different people) the funnier it gets!


Tips
  • A good topic would be a joke about a celebrity or someone who is in the public eye - for example, in the government. You can turn this topic into a joke by making fun of someone's accent or the way that they act.
  • Also a good topic is to take a group, celebrity, or public figure and look for something (hit yourself) hypocritical about that person or something they've done recently. Often public figures get caught compensating or acting contrary to their beliefs or other acts. If done carefully, you can be funny and make a point.


Warnings
  • Make sure your joke is not offensive, such as a joke that offends someone of a different race or a joke that degrades the opposite sex.
  • Also make sure that your joke takes into account the sensibilities of groups like PENI who, for example, don't want you to hurt the feelings of cows by playing "cow bingo" with them. And never-ever-ever tell a member of such a group that they themselves ARE a joke because the humor will be lost on them.
  • It is absolutely essential that your joke be funny. If it is not, people will think that there might be something wrong with your mind and you will be forced to laugh nervously and say "Come on guys, it's just a joke," until the moment is forgotten.


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Which of Comedy Central's late-night talk show hosts deserve a higher salary? 

Who's winning? Here's a hint: Never accept substitutes!

Late night heavyweights Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are slugging it out over their salaries in a survey by the American Payroll Association. The popular hosts are the subject of a nationwide argument over who deserves a higher salary.

Participants in the "Getting Paid In America" survey are asked, "Which of Comedy Central's late-night talk show hosts deserve a higher salary?" To see the current results head over to the special Comedy Central site of the National Payroll Week.

If you'd like to weigh in, you still have time to weigh in. The survey is live until September 5th at 5 p.m. ET. Real-time results of the contest and a link to the survey are online.

Fake News Directory 

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The Daily Show (and Jon Stewart) on Amazon 

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Stephen Colbert on Amazon 

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The Fake Nightly News 

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The Onion on Amazon 

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SNL Weekend Update Episodes 

No not THAT SNL Weekend Update

Parody squared. This is a collection of videos featuring a parody of SNL Weekend Update. Well, you have to appreciate the effort....

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SNL Weekend Update Anchor Smackdown 

Who was funnier?

The Best of Amy Poehler on Weekend Update 0 points

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Saturday Night Live on Amazon 



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Lewis Black on Amazon 

Me of Little Faith

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Anticipation

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