FamilyGuy

Oh! sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag!

I'd look good on you!

Should I call you in the morning, or just nudge you?

Beauty is only a light switch away!

Hi, my name is chance. Do I have one?

Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night!

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good,

Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you!

Your place or mine?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

You look like my next girlfriend.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I'm an organ doner, need anything?

If I were you, I'd do me!

Peter was born in Mexico, his real father was Irish, is certified retarded and is inexplicably married to a billionaire heiress and former beauty queen.

Quagmire is sixty one years old airline pilot, was born 1947, and says carrots inserted into his body through any and all orifices is his secret to longevity.

Scholastically speaking of all the characters Brian the dog is the most well read and educated.

Stewie's middle name is Gilligan.

Cleveland was born in Virginia and has his own spinoff show.

A quahog is a type of clam.

Brian drives a Toyota Prius.

The family almost always wears the same clothes. Lois, for example, has a closet full of green shirts and tan pants.

Lois's father offered her ten million dollars as a wedding present and she turned him down. Peter was offered one million not to marry Lois.

Peter Griffin (voiced by Seth MacFarlane): The father
Lois Griffin (voiced by Alex Borstein): The mother
Meg Griffin (voiced by Lacey Chabert in Season 1, Mila Kunis in Season 2-present): The outcast daughter
Chris Griffin (voiced by Seth Green): The son
Stewie Griffin (voiced by Seth MacFarlane): The baby
Brian Griffin (voiced by Seth MacFarlane): The talking dog
Francis Griffin: Peter's Father
Thelma Griffin: Peter's Mum
Mickey Finnigan: Peter's real Irish dad (the town drunk)
Carter Pewterschmidt: Lois's dad
Barbara Pewterscmidt: Lois's dad
Jasper: Brian's gay cousin

The neighbours:
Cleveland Brown
Loretta Brown

Mort Goldman
Muriel Goldman

Glenn Quagmire - sex addicted neighbour

Joe Swanson - Wheel chair bound ex-cop
Bonnie Swanson - always pregnant

Tom Tucker - news reader with Diane Simmons
Jake Tucker - upsidedown face

Other Qahog citizens

Mayor Adam West
Herbert - The elderley peadophile
Shamus - The fisherman with wooden arms and legs
Death
Evil Monkey - lives in Chris's closet
Ernie the giant chicken - who fights with Peter

Lois: It seems today,
That all you see,
Is violence in movies,
and sex on T.V.

Peter: But where are those good old fashion values....

All: On which we used to rely?!
Lucky theres a family guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
positively can do,
all the things that make us...

Stewie: laugh and cry!

All: He's a Fam-ily Guy!