Stewie Griffin Adult Costume

Stewie Griffin knows many things, but love can sometimes turn his world upside down, much like anyone else. When Stewie falls in love with Suzy Swanson he wants to let her know by writing her a love song, you can follow the same format in your own love life, if you dare to be like Stewie!

"By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins."

Stewie is always full of advice for his good pal Brian. He encourages him in so many ways, and always provides constructive criticism about his life. Here is one of my favorite quotes, from Stewie to Brian about writing his novel!

Stewie:
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh?
Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there?
Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there?
Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh?
Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist?
Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh?
Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh?
(voice getting higher pitched)
Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time?
Nice little narrative?
Beginning, middle, and end?
Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends?
At the end your main character is richer from the experience?
Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal)
No, no, you deserve some time off.

Stewie Continues in a different episode:

Stewie (his voice getting progressively higher): Oh I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side: you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know...the novel you've been workin' on?
You know the the one, uh, you've been workin on for three years?
You know the novel. Got somethin' new to write about now. You know?
Maybe a, maybe a main character gets into a relationship and suffers a little heartbreak?
Somethin' like what... what you've just been through?
Draw from real life experience?
Little, little heartbreak?
You know? Work it into the story?
Make the characters a little more three dimensional?
Little, uh, richer experience for the reader?
Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing what's going to happen?
Some twists and turns?
A little epilogue?
Everybody learns that the hero's journey isn't always a happy one?
(Voice returns to normal.)
Oh, I look forward to reading it.

Stewie Griffin has an unhealthy desire to get rid of his mother, Lois. To quote him:
"There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore."

In another episode Stewie tries to explain his wrath a little further, be assured there has always been tension.
" It wasn't even about the eggs, really. Frankly, I like the yolks. I have no problem. There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' "

"Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb. "

Those that produce the comic delight known as Family Guy, have been constantly censored and bothered by their "questionable" material. Here are the words to their The Freakin' FCC Song, which pretty much sums up the lack of common sense in that organization.

The Fellas At The Freakin' FCC Song
Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a matter such as this
Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups%u2026
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by messin'
Peter: With the fellas at the freakin' FCC

And if you find yourself with some you sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
Cause you can't say penis!

So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do the worst
Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced
Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!

Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic
Or possible psychotic
They're the fellas at the freakin FCC!