Famous Wedding Quotes for Wedding Toasts
Here's my collection of some of the most famous wedding quotes and proverbs, marriage sayings, love quotes, wedding humor and even more cool wedding related stuff. Feel free to use any of those for your memorable wedding toast!
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Albert Einstein:
"The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig"
The Top 51 Famous Wedding & Marriage Quotes
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot ~ author unknown
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards -- Benjamin Franklin
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The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding ~ Oscar Wilde
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There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved ~ George Sands
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. ~Mickey Rooney
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One should never know too precisely whom one has married ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years ~ Sam Kinison
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why ~ Author Unknown
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Marriage is like a pair of shears Oft times working in opposite directions, but punishing anyone that comes between them ~ Sydney Smith
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A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy ~Nietzsche
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Marrying means doing whatever possible to become repulsed of each other ~Arthur Schopenhauer
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Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman ~Joseph Joubert
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Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers ~Richard Pryor
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Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins ~Langdon Mitchell
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Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect behind her ~Ambrose Bierce, 1911
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Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who wants to live in an institution? ~Groucho Marx
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He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of ~Mae West
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit ~Billy Connolly
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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest ~Irwin Corey
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No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married ~Benjamin Disraeli
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Marriage is the institution where the woman loses her the name and the man his solvency ~ Anonymous
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I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck ~W. C. Fields
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I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage -Mohandas Gandhi
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Marrying is all about just obtaining a piece of paper. Divorcing is just obtaining another ~Celeste Tan
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A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself ~Du Bois
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Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two ~Ambrose Bierce
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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together ~James H. Boren
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All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble ~Raymond Hull
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent ~Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury ~Groucho Marx
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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day ~Gene Perret
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Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same ~Oscar Wilde
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A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers ~Author Unknown
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In all of the wedding cake, hope is the sweetest of plums -- Douglas Jerrold
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Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry ~ Tom Mullen
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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive ~ Oscar Wilde
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Ambrose Bierce:
"Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two"
Love Quotes that Can Be Used in Toasts
Say, you want to go with the "mushy" side, as my young daughter would call it. That's fine, in fact, a bride often melts at the thought. I tried to gather up some popular quotes that could perhaps be used. I tried to remember the ones and list only ones that are easily understood, as this is important for the audience and the person you are toasting.
"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind"
By: William Shakespeare
"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
By: Author Unknown
"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."
By: Author Unknown
"Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting."
By: Mother Theresa
"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
By: Francois de La Rochefoucauld
"If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest."
By: Author Unknown
"There is no remedy for love than to love more"
By: Henry David Thoreau
"Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?"
By: Christopher Marlowe
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Irwin Corey:
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- Wedding Cake Gallery
- The best place to find ideas about your wedding cake is by looking at your wedding cake designers online wedding cake gallery. The is the place where you will find many pictures of wedding cakes that were designed in the past. When looking at the wedding cake gallery, try to find things you like and dislike about each wedding cake and take notes for each wedding cake. From the list of all the wedding cake pictures that you have reviewed, put together a top 10 list and write down why that specific wedding cake or design earned a top spot on your list. Sharing this information with your wedding cake designer will help them to better understand your needs and at the end will make you happy with the final product which will hopefully be the wedding cake of your dreams!
- Diamond Wedding Ring Sets
In every religion there is a different meaning for marriage but what about the wedding bands that are always exchanged between the husband and wife? Diamond wedding ring sets are popular options for husband and wives who want symbolic diamond jewelry for their marriage. People view things differently therefore the meanings can always be different. The designers of these wedding bands always have some type of meaning behind them. For those who purchase Artisan wedding rings will find the definitions behind the rings they have purchased as special and meaningful. Below is one special example of a designers description on his ring.
Celtic Wedding Rings
The Celtic arches diamond wedding ring shows two interwoven lives, definite and creative. The strands of the knot arches up to the heavens and down to the earth, gathering energy and inspiration from both. The individuals have broad sweeps, and strong expression, as the patterns shows. Like ocean waves, cresting before they meet; then gathering up from above and below to do it again. There is an element of joy in this process, and surrender to the mystery of life. This description is given by the designer himself. When you are ready to purchase a wedding band look into the meaning behind the ring. It really will give an added new shine to the wedding day.
- Unique Wedding Favor Ideas
The wedding favor is one of the most important items in your wedding. In fact, you have virtually unlimited choice on it. So, how you select the most suitable one becomes an essential question here. You will certainly have your own unique wedding favor ideas in your mind. You have to match your ideas with your budget and theme so that the wedding favor will be the most suitable and also the most special one. Another essential item in your wedding is the wedding invitation. Couples tend to allocate fewer budgets to it but the fact is that the cost of a really unique wedding invitation can be as expensive as your wedding dress! Again, you may match the style your wedding invitations to your wedding theme. For example, if you are going to have an Asian theme, modern Chinese wedding invitations will be excellent for you.
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- Designer cufflinks
- These stylish novelty blue level cufflinks are a great way to add a touch of class to your favorite French cuffs shirt whilst at the same time maintaining a sense of individual charm. Each cufflink is a miniature working carpenter's level, and can be used during boring business meetings to see how straight the boardroom desk is! It is always beneficial to have a beautiful fashion accessory that is practical too, so treat yourself to these gorgeous blue level designer cufflinks and never be without your favorite carpenter's tool. Each level is set in rhodium silver mounting to provide a long lasting shine that never fades.
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- Diamond Engagement Rings
- ZS Diamonds provide high quality bespoke diamond jewellery, including custom made engagement rings, wedding rings, diamond bracelets and eternity rings via the fully secure website. Based in Cheshire, the company also has a boutique in the prestigious area of Hale where customers can visit and take their time to select the perfect piece of jewellery. The company has over fifty years in the diamond business.
- Buying Wedding Bands Online
- Can you buy a wedding band online? Some online diamond stores allow you to customize your wedding bands or engagement ring with on online ring design tool, and at the same time get expert advice from their jewellery experts using online chat or over the phone. DiamondGeezer.com, the UK's leading online diamond website, recently sold a diamond ring online for over £149,000 with the click of a mouse. Buying online has many advantages. You can compare rings in your own time and you don;t get any sales pressure to make a decision.
Floral Wedding Decoration Ideas
Floral Wedding Decoration Ideas
Decorating the huge space you rent for your reception or ceremony or both poses a problem of sorts. A great idea is to mix and match large and small decorations. Combine large decorations like floral arches with smaller decorations like floral centerpieces, pew décor, urns filled with flowers etc. You can find many wedding decorating ideas along with full color pictures to browse and get inspired, at http://www.dotcombride.com/decor/.
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There are many things that you need to consider before you take that walk down the isle. Of course, it is very easy to wrapped up in all the excitement. The ring, the planning, the dress, the place. So many things to think about and to dive into, but what about the marriage? Don't you think that you should maybe spend at least a few minutes in giving thought to how different your life will be from that day forward? A lifetime commitment to another human being is a huge step. It is not just about being in love with them, but it is something more, something bigger. When asked about how to have a successful marriage, married couples who have been married for 20 years or more will tell you this: The key is loving the other person, even when you don't feel like it anymore or Hanging on through the touch times, the good times will resurface soon enough.
The key to a successful marriage is the commitment. Listen to the average wedding vows and read them for meaning: to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part. This in no way should mean that you leave when the times get tough. This is a lifetime commitment, but somehow people have missed the boat on this one and seem to think that when things get tough, it is time to hit the road.
Well, now your pending nuptials on the horizon, you are probably panicking. There is no need to panic I assure you. I will tell you that if you are at all looking toward the future, now is a good time to seek some marriage counseling. I know that many people think that marriage therapy is just for people who are saying wow, maybe I should save my marriage, but the truth is the most effective time to seek marriage counseling is prior to marriage. A marriage counselor will provide marriage help for you to iron out some hot button issues that tear apart most marriages. Things like family, finances, boundaries and friends can become serious issues for couples, both new and old, and learning how to deal effectively with the issues and your spouse can be some valuable information when you are just starting out.
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- DavidLove DavidLove Nov 18, 2009 @ 12:33 pm
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- California_Dreamin California_Dreamin Apr 11, 2009 @ 12:36 pm
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