Quiz: Are You A Fantasy Football Addict?
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Do You Suffer Fantasy Football Addiction?
How do you know for sure?
You're in luck, here's a simple 12 question quiz to determine if you (or someone you love) is a fantasy football addict.
Remember that the first step to a cure is identifying that you have a fantasy football addiction.
Are You A Fantasy Football Addict?
Answer these 12 short assessment questions...
Deciphering Your Results
What do they mean?
Your Score
Assessment
90-100%
You are a full blown fantasy football addict. Seek help and a life.
60-89%
Hardcore fantasy football fanatic with addictive tendencies.
30-59%
Normal with a healthy ability to keep fantasy and reality in balance.
20-29%
Casual fantasy football hobby. Nothing to worry about. Your team might even make playoffs once or twice a decade.
0-20%
Have you heard of fantasy football before?
What To Do If You're A Fantasy Football Addict
There is hope.
Here are a few cutting edge, holistic and scientifically unproven strategies to cure your fantasy football addiction.
- Reduce Your Number of Fantasy Teams - Instead of joining 10 leagues next season, only join 7 or 8. The next season drop it down to 5 and so on until you're left with only 1 or 2 teams. Each team you eliminate will save you significant time spent drafting, managing and working trade deals. You might find that you're managing your remaining teams better.
- Wean Yourself Off Fantasy Football With Other Fantasy Sports - Try switching to an easier, less time intensive fantasy sport like Fantasy NASCAR or Fantasy Golf.
- Go Cold Turkey - No, not a post Thanksgiving sandwich with stuffing and cranberry sauce. The other kind of cold turkey. Quit fantasy football. Find a new owner for your teams (someone as good as you...or at least as good as you think you are). Change your email address and never look back.
- Cancel Your Cable Subscription - Without access to ESPN and other cable sports channels, you won't have football thrown in your face 24/7. Use that extra time to reconnect with loved ones. Potential side effects include spending more time surfing the web for fantasy info but cutting out your cable bill will help you save money.
- Cancel Your Internet Connection - This is an extreme, yet effective, strategy for those completely lacking will power. Potential side effects include a ticked off family; difficulty paying bills online; and, in rare cases, resorting to old school methods of managing fantasy football leagues using pencil, paper and the box scores from the newspaper.
- Be Proud Of Your Fantasy Addiction - For those who accept that fantasy football isn't a game, it's a way of life and aren't afraid to show it.
You Might Be A Fantasy Football Addict If...
Sites For Fantasy Football Addicts
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Comments
Are you a fantasy football addict? How would you deal with fantasy football addiction?
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JoyfulReviewer
Oct 31, 2011 @ 8:44 pm | delete
- Thanks for the fun and informative lens. BTW, I did terrible.
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nsixx99
Oct 12, 2011 @ 2:58 pm | delete
- 17% and I am a league commissioner, that might not be a good sign. Love the lens, very entertaining!
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alexdl
Sep 5, 2011 @ 4:58 pm | delete
- I am going to be okay, not yet addicted.
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Tolovaj
Jul 24, 2011 @ 12:58 pm | delete
- 0%. Is this good?
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Fantasy Football Addict
Mar 16, 2011 @ 12:05 pm | delete
- I'm a Fantasy Football Addict! Check out my blog @ www.FantasyFootballAddict.com . Also see my twitter at FantasyFBaddict
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Disclaimer
Pseudo legal mumbo jumbo
I'm not a doctor and I've never played one on TV. I'm just a guy with some free time because my fantasy football team got knocked out of league playoffs already. If you're crazy, seek a qualified professional for help.
The information on this site is totally unscientific and did not undergo a peer review of any kind. It wasn't even spell checked.
This site uses the terms addict, addiction, etc. Therefore, you may see Google and/or other ads for addiction services. This site is not an endorsement of any addiction counseling or mental health service or practitioner.
Your results on this test should not be used as an excuse for your fantasy football team going 0-14 last season. That's all you.
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Credits
The Deciphering Your Results table was generated with help from the Squidutils Table Generator. Give it a try.
by Mac33
I've been playing fantasy football for eight years and have served 3 seasons as a league commissioner.
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