Why do YOU Fart?
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Come On, Pull My Finger
What do you do?
Do you pretend that nothing happened and it wasn't you or do you admit to it.
Over drinks with a couple of friends, the topic of fart came up after someone let a sneaky and smelly one out. The jokes lasted for hours and I promised the guys I would create a page about "farts".
This page is a collection of funny pictures and facts about human gas and aims to be humorous. I hope no one gets disgusted by it cause after all "It's Only Natural".
Did he just let one out? He sure looks relieved.
So that even a deaf person can enjoy it."
Do you know why you fart?
Let me tell you
We fart because our body produces gas when the food we eat is being digested in our stomach and intestines. We also swallow air and the air in our blood also seeps into the intestine. These gases when passed out through the intestine from the anus into the air are called farts.
The gases that make farts smell bad contain ammonia and hydrogen sulfide which are made in the intestine.
Certain foods we eat produces more gas in the intestine and thus makes more farts. Beans and sodas are major fart creators.
Let There Be Fart
Space Farts
If you were in space without a suit, would a fart have the energy to propel you forward?Yes, a fart should propel you forward, since there is virtually no opposing force in the form of friction or gravity to counteract with the force of the fart.
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What do you do?
You are in a crowd and you slip one out. What do you do?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byIt wasn't me. You point to someone else.
sittonbull says:
It's hard for me to fool my friends and family, but I usually do blame it on one of them or the dog! What can I say? I eat a lot of beans!
Posted February 20, 2009
Rajays says:
No, I am serious. It wasn't me. It's that guy with a funny mustache.
Posted October 11, 2008
Honesty is the best policy. I admit to it.
ElizabethJeanAllen says:
One slipped out when I was teaching. The kids thought it was helierous. I couldn't pretend it didn't happen so we talked about why we produce gas and the chemical formula of the "average" fart.
Posted February 15, 2009
maxwil says:
oops!pollution is so dangerous!
Posted January 26, 2009
mulberry says:
Hang my head and quietly admit to it. Well, unless my husband or dog is there that I can blame it on...
Posted October 12, 2008
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Women Fart too!
women do fart!
top stuff here it might shock you.excite you,thrill you. worth a look and oh yeah women do fart hehehe!
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Who Dun It? Take Your Pick
Fart Producing Foods
Certain foods can produce excess gas in the intestine.These include: beans, bran, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, onions, beer, carbonated beverages and milk.
The Matrix Fart
Find your fart within
matrix fart
"You think that's air you're breathing?" Think again. Welcome to the Matrix Fart. Come sit down and sniff it all in. Enjoy. "Smell good, don't they?" xD Edit: I didn't make this video, I just found it and thought it'd be a great addition to YouTube. Thanks for all the comments guys! Edit 2: Wow, over 500,000 views. I love how much attention this video got. :)
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eBay Farts Too!
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eBay has got tons of farty products for you.
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Sources of Gas in our body
"Fried foods and sodas I cannot part
And so I eat and so I fart"
If there ever was a wrong time to fart..... this would be it.
Average fart per day
Why do farts come out of the Butt?
The Fart Match
Guess who won?
Fart Match
This hottie can fart! A tennis match of noxious fumes. (BTW, if anyone's tried this after watching this video, please let me know- pareboy@gmail.com)
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Need some alone time?
YouTubers Fart a Lot
OOOOOOOOOOOPS!
Telling It Ass It Is. You Go Girl!
You know what she is trying to do. I am giving her an A for effort.
Now.... That is just taking it too far!
Farty Links
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Links can be to pictures, articles, blogs or medication related to flatulence.
Natural Remedies for the Treatment of Excessive Flatulence
Information on the Causes and Symptoms of Excessive Flatulence. Natural Remedies for the Treatment of Excessive Flatulence.2 points
Facts on Farts
Everything you wanted to know about farts in one place.1 point
CreateFarts.com - Create A Fart
Create a fart online. Choose exactly how you want your fart to sound.0 points
Are Farts Funny?
I definitely think so. Here is a fun farty story.0 points
Flatulence
wiki
Flatulence is the expulsion through the rectum of a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process of mammals and other animals. The mixture of gases is known as flatus, (informally) fart, or simply gas, and is expelled from the rectum in a process colloquially referred to as "passing gas" or "farting". Flatus is brought to the rectum by the same peristaltic process which causes feces to descend from the large intestine. The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks.
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