Why do YOU Fart?
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Come On, Pull My Finger
What do you do?
Do you pretend that nothing happened and it wasn't you or do you admit to it.
Over drinks with a couple of friends, the topic of fart came up after someone let a sneaky and smelly one out. The jokes lasted for hours and I promised the guys I would create a page about "farts".
This page is a collection of funny pictures and facts about human gas and aims to be humorous. I hope no one gets disgusted by it cause after all "It's Only Natural".
Did he just let one out? He sure looks relieved.
So that even a deaf person can enjoy it."
Do you know why you fart?
Let me tell you
We fart because our body produces gas when the food we eat is being digested in our stomach and intestines. We also swallow air and the air in our blood also seeps into the intestine. These gases when passed out through the intestine from the anus into the air are called farts.
The gases that make farts smell bad contain ammonia and hydrogen sulfide which are made in the intestine.
Certain foods we eat produces more gas in the intestine and thus makes more farts. Beans and sodas are major fart creators.
Let There Be Fart
Space Farts
If you were in space without a suit, would a fart have the energy to propel you forward?Yes, a fart should propel you forward, since there is virtually no opposing force in the form of friction or gravity to counteract with the force of the fart.
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Farty Stuff
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What do you do?
You are in a crowd and you slip one out. What do you do?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byIt wasn't me. You point to someone else.
bri-radd says:
I would say eww dude why did u let the gas out in frnt of peeps dude ( lol)
Posted January 29, 2012
Anastasia says:
who farted? who shit themselves?
Posted September 02, 2011
abc says:
i just have to say 'cover for me' to my bf and he knows that i let one go loool :p
Posted June 13, 2011
Emily says:
say nope i would blame it on my friends
Posted January 03, 2011
RACHEEL says:
i actully dnt fartt on frntt of the famzz but iff ii dOOO ONEE daYYYY I WILL BE LIKE NIGGA ITT WUSSS NOT MIII
Posted September 23, 2010
Honesty is the best policy. I admit to it.
ElizabethJeanAllen says:
One slipped out when I was teaching. The kids thought it was helierous. I couldn't pretend it didn't happen so we talked about why we produce gas and the chemical formula of the "average" fart.
Posted February 15, 2009
maxwil says:
oops!pollution is so dangerous!
Posted January 26, 2009
mulberry says:
Hang my head and quietly admit to it. Well, unless my husband or dog is there that I can blame it on...
Posted October 12, 2008
BattleShits!
Women Fart too!
Who Dun It? Take Your Pick
Fart Producing Foods
Certain foods can produce excess gas in the intestine.These include: beans, bran, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower, onions, beer, carbonated beverages and milk.
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Sources of Gas in our body
"Fried foods and sodas I cannot part
And so I eat and so I fart"
Average fart per day
Why do farts come out of the Butt?
Need some alone time?
OOOOOOOOOOOPS!
Telling It Ass It Is. You Go Girl!
You know what she is trying to do. I am giving her an A for effort.
Now.... That is just taking it too far!
Farty Links
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Links can be to pictures, articles, blogs or medication related to flatulence.
Natural Remedies for the Treatment of Excessive Flatulence
Information on the Causes and Symptoms of Excessive Flatulence. Natural Remedies for the Treatment of Excessive Flatulence.1 point
Facts on Farts
Everything you wanted to know about farts in one place.0 points
CreateFarts.com - Create A Fart
Create a fart online. Choose exactly how you want your fart to sound.0 points
Are Farts Funny?
I definitely think so. Here is a fun farty story.0 points
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PaulaSquidoo
Feb 3, 2012 @ 10:00 am | delete
- Fun lens. I can't wait to share it with my nephew. He's really going to love it. Thanks for the laughs :-)
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JeremiahStanghini Mar 28, 2011 @ 4:10 am | delete
- Great lens! :-)
With Love and Gratitude,
Jeremiah
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Pukeko
Mar 25, 2011 @ 5:29 pm | delete
- OMG- this is so funny! Do you know there is now a humor category under entertainment. Blessed by the humor angel (please add this lens to the best fit plexos on my humor angel lens)
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skiesgreen
Mar 1, 2011 @ 5:22 am | delete
- Very enjoyable and well put together lens. Wish I had one of mine to feature it on. Its amazing how much we cover nature up and pretend it doesn't exist. Laughed til there were tears running here. Well done.
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raphaelo
Dec 27, 2010 @ 5:23 am | delete
- It's so enjoyable here :)
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by Rajays
Farting in public can be quite embarrassing for the farter. Let's take a look as to why we fart and try to make this awkward situation funny.
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