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All About Flatulent Cows

 

Believe it or not but flatulent cows are being blamed for global warming. They are considered such a threat that millions of dollars are being spent by various governments around the world to fight this evil scourge, to try to prevent the certain devastation that will be caused by the cow's noxious emissions.
There are approximately 1.5 billion farting and belching cows (and 6 billion farting & belching humans, hmmmm, I don't see anyone blaming THEM) in the world. Some experts consider them to be the world's biggest single source of methane. In 2005 a scientific report published in California claimed that each dairy cow in the area was producing almost 20 pounds of gas every year (They learned this by putting cows in a bio bubble that measured emissions for two days). The claim by the UN is that cows produce more greenhouse gasses than all the SUVs, airplanes, trucks and cars combined. The figures on what percent of all greenhouse emissions they account for range from (depending on which source you read) 5 per cent up to one third.
All this methane gas is produced when the bacteria in their stomachs breaks down plant fibers, the gas then comes out one end when they chew their cud, and the other end when they fart.

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What Is Being Done About This Dire Threat? 

Millions of dollars are being given to scientists to solve the problem of farting cows. The US alone has given nearly $20 million (yes your tax dollars) in Conservation Innovation Grants to 51 research projects across the country.

Here are some of the solutions to the problem of farting cows that scientists are working on:

In Australia scientists are spending millions of dollars on a project to reduce flatulence in cows, by breeding more efficient cows that convert their food into more milk and less methane. To quote Dieter Adam, a manager at New Zealand's Livestock Improvement Corporation, "We want fuel-efficient cows."

Also in Australia scientists are trying to neutralize the methane produced by cows by transferring bacteria found in kangaroo stomachs to cattle. It seems kangaroo farts are methane free thanks to a particular bacteria in their stomachs.

The Australian company CSIRO has developed a vaccine that tricks the animals' immune systems into producing antibodies to methane causing bacteria in their stomachs. They claim that it also somehow boosted animal growth.

Scientists in Wales are conducting a three-year study to show that feed containing garlic could cut the amount of gas produced by cows by up to 50%.

In Japan Professor Takahashi discovered a blend of nitrates and the amino acid cysteine that act as a powerful suppressant of methane production inside the cow's stomach but has no effect on milk quality.

German scientists have invented a anti-burping/anti-gas pill. The fist-sized plant-based pill, called a bolus, combined with a special diet and strict feeding times, is suppose to reduce the methane produced by cows. The pill works by trapping some of the energy from the methane. The cows would then use the methane to produce glucose instead of passing it as wind. They say the pill would slowly dissolve in the cow's stomach over several months.

Scientists at the Rowett Research Institute in Aberdeen say they have developed a diet based on fumaric acid that has helped to reduce the amount of methane produced by cows by as much as 70%. The diet consists of a food additive, a mixture of organic sugars and a bacterium developed at the institute.

Cow Fart Study 

Argentine researchers collected gas produced by cows in an effort to figure out their impact on global warming. They collected gas from their stomachs in plastic tanks attached to their backs.
They discovered methane from cows accounts for more than 30 per cent of the country's total greenhouse emissions.
Scientists are now carrying out trials of new diets designed to reduce their emissions.
Cow farts collected in plastic tank for global warming study

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Fart Tax 

In 2003, the New Zealand government attempted to impose a methane tax on farmers. But the "fart tax" was dropped after protests from farmers.

Future Fuel Source? 

Flatulent cows could be a future fuel source!
How Stinky Gas Can Save the Earth
Ohio company Velocys touts its novel method for making methane useful for powering heating systems or transportation.

Pull My Finger

Cow Fart Challenge 

The cows speak out
Statement from Cows Tired of Being Blamed for Global Warming.

Mechanical Farting Cow

The Mechanical Farting Cow 

The photo above is of the mechanical farting cow that is attached to the side of the Rowan Tree pub in Edinburgh. It lifts its tail and shoots out a cloud of white smoke (powered by dry ice) at passers-by.
BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Edinburgh, East and Fife | Flatulent cow puts wind up locals
A mechanical cow that breaks wind on the hour becomes Edinburgh's latest tourist attraction.

It's The Sheep!

"Cow Fart" Diving Alarm 

Alarm - Diving - Cow Fart.ogg - Wikimedia Commons
Hear a 640-class submarine's "cow fart" diving alarm.

Cow Fart Flame Bingo 

Halfbakery: Cow Fart Flame Bingo
Turning farts into fun and profits.

Wasn't Me

Farting Cow YouTube Vids 


Mrs Cow and The Wind Pill

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Cow Fart!

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Cowfarts, Gas Prices, Greenhouse Gases, and You

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cow fart

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The Cow

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Fart Machines On Amazon 

'Remote Controlled Fart Machine' - Practical Joke by T. J. Wiseman

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Sources And Links 

BBC NEWS | UK | Wales | Mid Wales | Garlic 'may cut cow flatulence'
Scientists say putting garlic in animal feed may cut flatulence in cattle and sheep.
Saving The World From Flatulent Cows
Saving The World From Flatulent Cows
Cow 'emissions' more damaging to planet than CO2 from cars - Climate Change, Environment - Independent.co.uk
Cow 'emissions' more damaging to planet than CO2 from cars
Scientists sniffing out methane emissions from cows sniffing at the wrong end
Scientists sniffing out methane emissions from cows sniffing at the wrong end
Are Cows More Damaging To The Environment Than Cars (from The Argus)
Are cows more damaging to the environment than cars?
Pill stops cow burps and helps save the planet | Environment | The Guardian
Cut down on flying, sell the car and recycle your bottles. But if you really want to tackle global warming, you should stop your cow from burping.
Breeding is bottom line to cut methane
Breeding is bottom line to cut methane
Inhabitat ? Scientists to Make Cows Fart Like Kangaroos to Cool the Planet
Scientists to Make Cows Fart Like Kangaroos to Cool the Planet
Cows Get Fart Charts | SwampBubbles - News, Politics, Reports
Cows Get Fart Charts
Cow emissions not just fart science
Cow emissions not just fart science
Pardon me, but I've found a way to save the world from flatulent cows - Times Online
A team of Japanese boffins may have accidentally struck gold in the fight against global warming: they believe they have devised a way to neutralise the perilous belches of cows.

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An interesting if slightly strange lens. You might be interested in my Methane is a Greenhouse Gas lens for more sources of methane.

Posted July 02, 2008

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