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Fart
Fart on your mind, or in your nose - maybe some other place?
Here's the deal - people are too stinking serious these days. We need things to laugh about. Farts are a great way to relieve stress (and gas)! So have a laugh - lose some stress and enjoy the humor of fartsb.
Check out some funny fart stories.
Also, you have got to purchase a fart machine (see below). Put one under the table at dinner. It's sure to be a hit!
Fart Table of Contents
Fart Fun
- Fart Fact
- Fart Machine
- Fart Profile
- Farts Gone Wild
- Fart Smell in a Bottle
- Fart Gift Cup
- Fart Machine - Buy Now
- Fart Challenge
- Fart Thoughts
- Fart Stink
- Twitter Search
- Fart Amazon Plexo
- Fart Stuff on eBay
- Farts & Sick Gas
- Farts on CafePress
- Fart News Posts from Google
- Farts Blog Posts from Google
- FartU Blog Feed
- Fart YouTube vids
- Fun Places to Find Fart Humor
- Fart Feedback
- Featured Lenses
Fart Fact
Did you know?
Did you know that women FART just as much and just as often as men? YES! Also, women's farts smell just as bad as men's farts!Women happen to be more sneaky (and modest) about their farts - while men are more "proud" of their farts.
Fart Machine
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Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2
Amazon Price: $10.95 (as of 11/10/2009)
Everyone needs a fart machine to get some awesome laughs and play some good jokes on fine folks. :)
Fart Profile
What kind of fart farter are you?
1) Assassin - You're very sneaky with your gas. You would never fart out loud in public. You let them ease out silently, then move along - smiling as someone walks helplessly into the stink. You take pride in the fact that you're never detected.
2) The Ripper - You'll fart anytime and anywhere. You take pride in your farts. The louder and stinkier the better. You have no inhibitions when it comes to releasing your gas.
3) Cinderella - You work hard to follow social graces. You're careful such that none of your farts are ever heard. You'll walk into another room, fart, then carefully return without the stink. You feel "dirty", just reading this lens. You prefer to hang out with other "Cinderellas."
Farts Gone Wild
Fart Smell in a Bottle
Farts
Having said that, I'm not suggesting that you buy this stuff and play jokes on people with it.
Liquid Ass Streaming Tip
Amazon Price: $6.50 (as of 11/10/2009)
Fart smell in a bottle. Or, as the product says, "booty smell" in a bottle. Yuck! Don't buy this stuff.
Fart Gift Cup
Fart
Funny Saying on Mug - Coffee Makes Me Fart
Amazon Price: $9.99 (as of 11/10/2009)
Great fart gift mug. Does coffee make you fart?
Fart Machine - Buy Now
Fart Machine
Was that fart real or was it the "fart machine"?
The Original Fart Macine #2 - Remote Fart Machine
Amazon Price: $10.83 (as of 11/10/2009)
Fart machines like this are awesome fun! Buy one for yourself and for all your friends and family members.
Fart Challenge
If you can do this - you're a master farter!
Can you be walking and talking with a friend/relative/spouse, in a public place and let loose a loud fart - and continue normally - as if you never farted?It's a challenge, but if you can fart like this and keep a straight face, you're a master farter. Congratulations!
Fart Thoughts
My Wife....
* I've noticed that my farts smell much worse than my wife's farts (most of the time).
* My wife can fart for a much longer duration than me, like four times as long!
* We have fun with our farts but I think she gets the short end of the stick. :)
* I'm a proud "farter", while my wife is a "sneaky" farter.
Fart Stink
Who's farts smell worse?
I've heard that men farts and women farts are equally stinky. Heck, I've even written that as fact. But the older I get, the more farts I smell, I'm beginning to think that men have the edge in "fart stink" over women.
What do you think?
Twitter Search
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- #worstfeeling, letting out a fart thinkin u by urself...lol
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- @EQComics like when you and the dog are the only ones in the room and you smell fart;)
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- AdrianMCeledon
- @JoJoistheway nooo jo! I thought girls didn't fart;) u just ruined it for me.
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- tigerinatube
- a sparrows fart has awoke me | ride to work | foot ultra sound | son of thub | roid | xml feeds | melt
Fart Amazon Plexo
AS SEEN ON TV The Original Fart Machine W/REMOTE 15 FARTS
The All New and Improved Fart Machine 2, this is t more...0 points
Remote-Controlled FART MACHINE
Works from up to 50ft. away... and it works throug more...0 points
Fart Stuff on eBay
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Farts & Sick Gas
First, there is the common, everyday "fart". We all know about those.
But what about those farts that I have come to call "sick gas" - you know, the kind of gas you get when you're obviously either already sick, or you're soon going to be sick.
Here's what I'm wondering:
Farts on CafePress
Warning: Noxious Fumes Black Tshirt
Price: 18.99
State Farting Champion 2005 Ash Grey T-Shirt
Price: 17.98
I LOVE FARTS Black T-Shirt
Price: 22.99
WHO FARTED? White T-Shirt
Price: 20.99
Fart News Posts from Google
- Give me the burpers
- Their life is chaotic but fun - all farting and burping and letting off rockets. "Kids should l...
- Apple rejects “Bobble Reps” app for “objectionable” political caricatures
- A host of fart soundboard applications exist relatively peacefully, while applications offering slid...
- Does the new Kindle have better contrast?
- The first gen one could only use Whispernet in America. by santaclaus2 November 10, 2009 9:44 AM PST...
- 'It's not the fart that kills...'
- Lustig also has a self-professed passion for farts. Fart means speed in Swedish, and the section of...
Farts Blog Posts from Google
- Aerobics Instructor Farts On Live TV | Best of YouTube
- An aerobics instructor farts on air in this funny YouTube video.
- Nom de plume: Rivrdog: Unicorn farts are real
- in the United Kingdom, according to this article at RNS.
- Environmental Economics: "You guys are interested in cow farts ...
- Well, I'm offended you even had to ask. The title comes from a message from David Zetland (at aguano...
- girl farts » Blog Archive » Twitter Updates for 2009-11-09
- About this entry. You're currently reading ?Twitter Updates for 2009-11-09,? an entry on girl fa...
FartU Blog Feed
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Fun Places to Find Fart Humor
- Fart @ Wikipedia
- See what the Wikipedia has to say about the fart.
- Fart @ dmoz.org
- You'll find a ton of fart resources in the dmoz.org directory.
Fart Feedback
Tell us what you think of our fart Squidoo.
definistrate1ster wrote
I'm a huge fan of farting myself. I'm the Michael Phelps of farting. Feel free to check out my website on how to light farts. It's fartastic!
http://www.squidoo.com/lighting-farts
Posted November 21, 2008
Pastiche wrote
My brother scared me half to death when he was a teenager and lit one of his stupendous farts in my home. It wasn't so funny to me then, but now we laugh heartily... DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Posted September 08, 2008
lisadh wrote
Not a single comment from a signed-in lensmaster with a photo? Guess no one wants to admit they looked at this lens!
Posted August 19, 2008
copelandc2002 wrote
This is the funniest thing I have read all day. Who knew there was so much out there on noxious body odors, definitely not something I was thinking about running across. Nice stars!
Posted August 06, 2008
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