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Fart
Fart on your mind, or in your nose - maybe some other place?
Here's the deal - people are too stinking serious these days. We need things to laugh about. Farts are a great way to relieve stress (and gas)! So have a laugh - lose some stress and enjoy the humor of fartsb.
Check out some funny fart stories.
Also, you have got to purchase a fart machine (see below). Put one under the table at dinner. It's sure to be a hit!
Fart Table of Contents
Fart Fun
- Fart Fact
- Fart Profile
- Farts Gone Wild
- Fart Thoughts
- Fart Stink
- Fart Amazon Plexo
- Fart Stuff on eBay
- Farts & Sick Gas
- Farts on CafePress
- Fart News Posts from Google
- Farts Blog Posts from Google
- FartU Blog Feed
- Fart YouTube vids
- Fun Places to Find Fart Humor
- Fart Feedback
- Featured Lenses
- Twitter Search
Fart Fact
Did you know?
Did you know that women FART just as much and just as often as men? YES! Also, women's farts smell just as bad as men's farts!Women happen to be more sneaky (and modest) about their farts - while men are more "proud" of their farts.
Fart Profile
What kind of fart farter are you?
1) Assassin - You're very sneaky with your gas. You would never fart out loud in public. You let them ease out silently, then move along - smiling as someone walks helplessly into the stink. You take pride in the fact that you're never detected.
2) The Ripper - You'll fart anytime and anywhere. You take pride in your farts. The louder and stinkier the better. You have no inhibitions when it comes to releasing your gas.
3) Cinderella - You work hard to follow social graces. You're careful such that none of your farts are ever heard. You'll walk into another room, fart, then carefully return without the stink. You feel "dirty", just reading this lens. You prefer to hang out with other "Cinderellas."
Farts Gone Wild
Fart Thoughts
My Wife....
* I've noticed that my farts smell much worse than my wife's farts (most of the time).
* My wife can fart for a much longer duration than me, like four times as long!
* We have fun with our farts but I think she gets the short end of the stick. :)
* I'm a proud "farter", while my wife is a "sneaky" farter.
Fart Stink
Who's farts smell worse?
I've heard that men farts and women farts are equally stinky. Heck, I've even written that as fact. But the older I get, the more farts I smell, I'm beginning to think that men have the edge in "fart stink" over women.
What do you think?
Fart Amazon Plexo
AS SEEN ON TV The Original Fart Machine W/REMOTE 15 FARTS
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Remote-Controlled FART MACHINE
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Fart Stuff on eBay
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Farts & Sick Gas
First, there is the common, everyday "fart". We all know about those.
But what about those farts that I have come to call "sick gas" - you know, the kind of gas you get when you're obviously either already sick, or you're soon going to be sick.
Here's what I'm wondering:
Farts on CafePress
Warning: Noxious Fumes Black Tshirt
Price: 18.99 
State Farting Champion 2005 Ash Grey T-Shirt
Price: 17.98
I LOVE FARTS Black T-Shirt
Price: 22.99
WHO FARTED? White T-Shirt
Price: 20.99
Fart News Posts from Google
- Awkward office moments #2: Urinal gas incident
- Whistle while you work, fart as you walk. Colleagues will just think they are hearing things if you...
- Will the Real iPhone Apps Please Stand Up?
- "Make sweet fart sounds by tapping anywhere on the screen. Choose from different fart sounds in...
- David Byrne's Bike Ride
- "This very out of place structure somehow lingers, like a fart left by someone no longer in an...
- 'Deadliest Catch': Captain Phil's must-hear 'fart bubbles' theory
- But it was really Captain Phil who came through with his "fart bubbles" theory. Crabs are...
Farts Blog Posts from Google
- Of Mogul Hookups and Yoga Farts - Gawker « Yoga Bin Blog
- Of Mogul Hookups and Yoga Farts - Gawker. Of Mogul Hookups and Yoga Farts Gawker ? by the pond at...
- Of Mogul Hookups and Yoga Farts - Technology, iPhone, Mobiles ...
- Two executives enjoyed an intimate moment by the pond at Sun Valley; Scott Rosenberg made peace with...
- girl farts » Blog Archive » Twitter Updates for 2009-07-09
- About this entry. You're currently reading ?Twitter Updates for 2009-07-09,? an entry on girl fa...
- liberals suk my farts (right from my hole) | TheFourFacedLiar.com
- obama LIED -- people DIED ! obama LIED-- people DIED !! HUSSEIN'S WAR IN AFGHANISTAN.--- OBAMA LIED...
FartU Blog Feed
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Farts
Fun Places to Find Fart Humor
- Fart @ Wikipedia
- See what the Wikipedia has to say about the fart.
- Fart @ dmoz.org
- You'll find a ton of fart resources in the dmoz.org directory.
Fart Feedback
Tell us what you think of our fart Squidoo.
definistrate1ster wrote
I'm a huge fan of farting myself. I'm the Michael Phelps of farting. Feel free to check out my website on how to light farts. It's fartastic!
http://www.squidoo.com/lighting-farts
Posted November 21, 2008
Pastiche wrote
My brother scared me half to death when he was a teenager and lit one of his stupendous farts in my home. It wasn't so funny to me then, but now we laugh heartily... DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Posted September 08, 2008
lisadh wrote
Not a single comment from a signed-in lensmaster with a photo? Guess no one wants to admit they looked at this lens!
Posted August 19, 2008
RufusQuail wrote
My vote: leave the title as is. One of my pet peeves is those farts that sneak out unexpectedly, like when you have granola for breakfast and one sneaks out at work. 5*
Posted August 15, 2008
copelandc2002 wrote
This is the funniest thing I have read all day. Who knew there was so much out there on noxious body odors, definitely not something I was thinking about running across. Nice stars!
Posted August 06, 2008
Featured Lenses
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Fart In The Line At Blockbuster Video: The Worst Fart Ever
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I thought it would be a 3.0 on the F scale but it was more like an 8.7. At first there was nobody behind me but then...... it was a nightmare.... I can barely write about it. If you have a good "clean" fart story that's worse than this send...
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Post C Section Fart: The Best Fart Ever
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This woman had a lot riding on this post C Section fart. In fact, if she had not found a way to let this fart loose - the doctor would not have let her go home from the hospital. She calls this fart her best fart ever! Sometimes a good FART can get...
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FartU
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Twitter Search
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- I want to laugh so hard that i fart. Bruno brought me close, I'm hoping Vegas will bring some clarity to my bowels :)
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