My Favorite Beer Ads. # 1 - 5

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Why Beer Ads?

Well, why not? They're usually made by the elite of the advertising industry, who are provided with colossal budgets to play with - resulting in a win-win situation for both viewer and advertiser.

Unfortunately (and sadly), U.S. companies still don't allow their commercials to be legally played on Youtube - a decision that I find hilarious. Unlike on TV, subsequent online viewings cost them nothing and provide a commercial with a potentially long run. Duh!

So, these beer ads. are "international", gathered from Australia, Ireland, Japan and Thailand - with the best being well-respected Advertising Industry prize-winners. I've deliberately chosen all the commercials on this lens to be "G" rated but My Favorite Beer Ads. # 6 - 10 houses some that are occasionally a little bit naughtier, though certainly not "R".

Beer Advertising As It Used To Look

and what it's now become

Back in the old days, beer advertisers obviously worked out that getting a wholesome, half-naked girl to grab the unwary beer-drinkers attention was the best way to go - and well, I guess that in some ways, things haven't changed so much.

Note the then-suggestive catch cry:


"For the Ride of Your Life"

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However, these days, beer commercials are more likely to be made for television and while the pretty girls still abound (and how!), the beer-drinker's fancy is often also grabbed by humor and / or the bizarre.

# 1: Australia's Carlton Draught Beer Ad

now quite well known around the world as "The Big Ad"

Set to the tune of O Fortuna from Carl Orff's Carmina Burana with new - and to me - hilarious, silly, Aussie lyrics:

'It's a big ad.
Very big ad.
It's a big ad we're in'


The Carlton Draught Big Ad. is a spectacular CGI triumph, winning over 30 national and international TV advertising awards, including the Gold Lion Award at the 53rd Cannes Lions International Advertising Festival in 2006.

"It took two days, we were in a location near Queenstown New Zealand, I'm one of the guys in red.The whole man-figure and stuff are graphic effects....." youtube member rickleite2008

"Love the lyrics!..." youtube member HubbaBubba776

"Holy f***. Possibly the most epic ad. I have seen in my life." youtube member Freemontgang
Aussie Beer Commercial - Best Ad Ever
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1,297 ratings | 446,981 views
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A Beer Joke

a gorilla goes into a bar

A gorilla walks into a bar, pulls up a stool, and orders a beer. The bartender duly pours him a tall, frothy mug of ice cold beer, saying:

"That'll be five bucks."

As the gorilla is paying for his beer, the bartender adds:

"You know, we don't get many gorillas in here."

To which the gorilla replies sardonically:

"At five bucks a beer, no wonder!"

300 Beers to Try Before You Die!

for the beer explorer

"This is a fine collection of great beers."
The Celebrator Beer News

"Each individual beer gets great coverage."
National BBQ News

300 Beers to Try Before You Die!

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"I have completed about 150+ of the book (about half). Love the journey so far!"
reader Mike Legend


"Pretty good book for people who like to try all different types or styles of beer.I have had 2500+ different beers so far and there are still a few in this book I haven't had.Buy this book and start checking off the list."
reader H.S. Hill

# 2: Ireland's Guinness Stout Ad

known as the Noitulove ad ("evolution" backwards) - a Creationist's nightmare!

This commercial for Guinness stout (it's kinda beer-like but definitely an acquired taste) is certainly thought-provoking and the production values are undoubtedly "out of this world", winning the Grand Prix at the Cannes Lions Advertising Festival in June 2006.

The BBC reports that Noitulove had a budget of close to $2 million and was directed by Danny Kleinman, the guy who does the James Bond title sequences.

"Ha-ha that must have been aired somewhere in Europe. In America that would cause a f***ing evangelical Christian jihad for the evolutionary themes in that video" youtube member arcanus55

"We all know humans were created by aliens [see my Squidoo lens: Do You Believe In Aliens?], so lets all smoke some pot." youtube member Iowaces

"Thank you little fishies for not liking water." youtube member gudandchilly

N.B.: The commercial's soundtrack song, The Rhythm Of Life, comes from the 1969 movie soundtrack of Sweet Charity, the musical starring Shirley MacLaine & Sammy Davis Jr.

+ the awesome Guinness Surfer + Horses ad - the narration is an excerpt from Herman Melville's Moby Dick, as the BBC explains.
Best Beer Commercial ever
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7,694 ratings | 3,735,241 views
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The Search For God And Guinness

booze & the Almighty - an intoxicating combination!

"It's a rare brew that takes faith, philanthropy and the frothy head of freshly-poured Guinness and combines them into such an inspiriting narrative. Cheers to brew-master Stephen Mansfield! And cheers to you, the reader! You're in for a treat."

R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr., Founder and editor-in-chief of The American Spectator

The Search for God and Guinness: A Biography of the Beer that Changed the World

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"The relationship between God and an alcoholic beverage might be a bit startling at first but the book The Search for God and Guinness by "If you like beer, especially stout, and history, you're going to like Stephen Mansfield's latest work, The Search for God and Guinness.

Mansfield tells the story of the Guinness family and how many of its foremost leaders took their Christian faith seriously - so serious that they not only made Guinness the #1 selling stout but also used their wealth to help the poor and needy. Moreover, they made the Guinness brewery an outstanding place to work, even by today's standards."
reviewer Reformed Renegade

"The relationship between God and an alcoholic beverage might be a bit startling at first but the book The Search for God and Guinness by Stephen Mansfield shows that the connection makes perfect sense in this instance."
reviewer Lisa Ahlstedt

Another Beer Joke

a snail goes into a bar

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says:

"Sorry we don't serve snails!"

and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and angrily says:

"What did you do that for?"

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# 3: Thailand's Cheers Beer Ads

a series of three, edited together

With a catch cry of the almost meaningless To Every Little Good Thing In Life, Thailand's Cheers beer (from Thai Asia Pacific Brewery - owned by Heineken) came up with these three epic commercials, proving that beer lovers are just as crazy in Asia as anywhere else.

N.B.: Check out the guy on the right at 1.44!

"This is indeed, the best commercial ever created for human enjoyment." youtube member LawyerAngels

"I cried a little..." youtube member xxShannaro

"Advertising has never been so funny." youtube member LykosLykos

Stop press: In 2009, the Cheers Beer Girls did an Oriental N.R.C. eye candy photo shoot for Maxim Magazine.

N.B.: Thailand is presently cracking down on all alcohol advertising, so this may be the last Thai TV beer commercials that we see for a while. [see also: cute Thai girls at the end of the post!]
Cheers Beer
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A Very Important Poll For Beer Drinkers

asking the questions that no-one else will

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Just Molly And Me And Baby Makes Three, We're Happy With My Beer Belly

"Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder." Anonymous

Big Belly Bill & friend

Jeez, that "Anonymous" dude is all over the net. He's really funny.

See also:

  1. January 2003: BBC News reports that researchers at the University of Naples, Italy, may have discovered the Beer Belly Gene.
  2. The Beer Belly Re-defined as: the Ovarian Protection Barrier

And Another Beer Joke

a patriotic neutron walks into a bar

A patriotic neutron walks into a bar waving the stars and stripes and says:

"I'd like a beer."

The bartender promptly serves up a beer.

"How much will that be?" asks the patriotic neutron, still waving his flag.

"For you?" replies the bartender, "No charge!"

Neon Bar Signs

to get you in that drinking mood

Broadway Bar by Wha'ppen
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The "Other" Bar in Casablanca by Tony the Misfit
Anchor Bar by amtrak_russ
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The Griffin Has Been Drinking...Not Me by Lomo-Cam
Molson on a Maple Leaf by Tony the Misfit
Harley Davidson Cafe by Håkan Dahlström
Vesuvio by Phillie Casablanca
49/365 Cheers! by Mykl Roventine
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# 4 Australia's Pure Blonde Beer Ad

with 70% less carbohydrates than regular beer

A dark-haired, beer-bellied truck driver enters the Eden-like Utopia full of blond-haired "untainted" folk, who produce "better" beer.

"I cried a little..." youtube member xxShannaro

"I don't know why but in all comercials of trucks...the drivers [are] fat and dirty but in real life not all trucker are like that." youtube member khalidoncrack

"Ha-ha, he grabbed the dove and opened the beer can with it." youtube member KillerNumberX
Pure Blonde beer ad
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Last Cup: Road To The World Series Of Beer Pong

documentary on the 2009 Beer Pong World Series

Beer Pong is a drinking game in which players throw a ping-pong ball across a table with the intent of landing the ball in a cup of beer / water on the other end and Last Cup: Road To The World Series Of Beer Pong is about people who take Beer Pong seriously - that's really, really seriously!

Last Cup: Road to the World Series of Beer Pong

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"Awesome documentary. The characters in the movie are all engaging and entertaining...I was pleasantly surprised by the story line created by following of the individuals in the movie that can truly be considered characters."
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" The documentary...totally sucked me in, mainly due to the competitors who are the focus of the movie. The filmmakers followed some engaging people, specifically one guy from Milwaukee who, I'd say, is one of the most likable characters/people I've ever seen in a movie. Without spoiling anything, I rooted for him desperately the entire movie all through the tournament... it even gets kind of emotional."
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# 5: Japan's Kodomo No Nomimono Beer Ad

a non-alcoholic beer for kids

Yikes! There are all sorts of ongoing social ramifications to a campaign that encourages kiddies to drink beer - even a fake one - but this ad for Kodomo No Nomimono (which translates as Children's Drink) Beer is so culturally unusual, I just had to include it in my favorites.

The brewers have recently expanded the kids range to also offer fake wine, champagne and cocktails. Bottoms up!

"I found this at a Japanese grocery store in Syracuse, NY. It's great tasting stuff and it looks EXACTLY like beer. It's amazing." youtube member champthom

"Culture shock eh?" youtube member akiratrooper

"This is horrible, they should be giving their kids sips of real beer, like responsible North American parents do!" youtube member Nakashii
Kodomo no nomimono - Japanese beer for kids
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Beerfest: The Movie

from the Broken Lizard comedy guys

"What you've got here is a dim-witted but energetic comedy called Beerfest...the kind of movie that thinks masturbating frogs are funny...while serving up a gang of guzzling Americans...who compete in an epic beer-drinking contest against the nefarious German challenger Baron Wolfgang Von Wolfhausen."
Amazon's Jeff Shannon

Special Features: 2 audio commentaries, features + 27 minutes of deleted scenes

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"A priest tries to extort money using violence....a man chugs three beers before killing himself by pulling the plug at his own funeral....women tear off other women's clothes while pouring beer on each other....a kid gets run over by a barrel and I can't really remember after having a few too many but I believe the meaning of life and the key to enlightenment are revealed...and that's all in the first five freakin' minutes."
reviewer the condescender

"Dim-witted, locker room humor. Check.
Gratuitous nudity. Check.
Ribald, sophomoric chicanery. Check.
A lame, utterly ridiculous plot. Check.
Yet put all of the above into an over-the-top knee-slapper like the audacious BEERFEST, and it's all good."
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Beer: Always On TapWhether it's an old-time drunk-at-the-bar joke, a witty one-liner, an outrageous photo of beer-fueled excess or just the image of a proudly home-grown beer-belly, there's no doubt that beer humor slays 'em in the aisles!

So, I've done my best to bring you some of my personal favorites, best read and / or viewed while er... drinking beer. In fact, make that several. Cheers.

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An Educational Song: Beer Is Good For You

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Well, I could quote Science Daily and say that "Beer is a rich source of silicon and may help prevent Osteoporosis," or I could make it a lot clearer and just state the obvious, that "Beer is good for you."

Even better, you could listen to Billy Fingers sing Beer Is Good For You, a cautionary tale about how much better beer is for you than various narcotics.

"Duh, I didn't need a catchy song to know THAT!"
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"It's funny because beer kills more people than crack, heroin and weed combined!"
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"i want this song played at my funeral."
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"George" sings a great Tim Wilson song, a lament about the growth of an unwanted but definitely home grown beer belly.

"10 - 4"
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"Kick ass!!!"
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"You should go on America's Got Talent!"
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Beer Drinker Builds His Own Beer Can Coffin

for when he's sent to that great recycling bin in the sky

Dedicated Pabst Blue Ribbon beer-drinker, Bill Bramanti, has decided that when he pushes off this mortal coil, he wants to go in a coffin, custom-designed to look like a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can.

Now, that's dedication!

"There goes my hero."
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"God Bless America!"
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"Well in that case, I want a Coca-cola coffin."
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Tipsy Lady Sues City After Cops Hospitalize Her Against Her Will
She was drunk. Never underestimate the stupidity of drunk people. Yeah I agree and it's weird how people are commenting here just against the cop, perspective is a funny thing in life. She clearly was not sober enough to calmly convince the officer ...
Sprawling Drunk to the WeHo Girls
And then there's his web show/site/parody Funny or Die. I've seen a couple Drunk History that were narrated by men and didn't really get why it was necessary or amusing. The video of celebs acting out historical events in silly costumes didn't really ...
Look, no hands! The driverless future of driving is here
Drunk driving just got a lot more fun. lol !!!!!!!!!!! but what if you get hammered , get in the car , something gos wrong and u half to take it over ? ok........... ive thought it over it cant be that bad , its still lessfun though !!! but it dose ...
Filmmaker Documents "Preston And Steve Experience," Studio Hijinks
The on-air personalities and creators of such loved events as Drunk Day and the Cardboard Classic are actually ?really down to earth,? said filmmaker Sean McKnight. McKnight, a Ridley Park-based filmmaker and former on-air personality himself, ...

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Mr. Beer Premium Gold Edition Home Brew Kit 

Mr. Beer 20635 Premium Gold Edition Home Brew Kit W/ 20026 3 Beer Mix International Variety Pack

Amazon Price: (as of 02/22/2012)Buy Now

"Mr. Beer is outstanding. I made my first batch by following the instructions exactly, and I have 2 gallons of very good beer. It was easy, didn't take long, and there was no smell while it was brewing."
Amazon reviewer Eric Ivers


"Set up and brewing was fun and easy. The end result is quite rewarding."
Amazon reviewer Rescue Skeptic


"The bottling process was not difficult at all and I am impressed with how well this beer came out - it is much better than I expected for a cheap home beer kit."
Amazon reviewer Eric Stoner

Beer Serving Wench Sexy Costume 

Roma Women's 1Pc. Serving Wench Costume

Amazon Price: (as of 02/22/2012)Buy Now

"I work at a bar and have worn this costume at work the past two Halloweens...It is cute and fun and made me some good tips behind the bar!"
Amazon reviewer A. Benesh


"I want the beer AND the wench!"
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BeerTender from Heineken + Krups B95 Home Beer-Tap System 

BeerTender from Heineken and Krups B95 Home Beer-Tap System

Amazon Price: $549.99 (as of 02/22/2012)Buy Now

"I like my beer ice cold poured in a SMALL frozen glass...with the Draughtkeg and Beertender you get a nice little fridge who's sole job is to keep that keg ice cold and easy to pour."
Amazon reviewer John Hillestad


"I can consistently pour 18 8-ounce Pilsner glasses from a 5L DraughtKeg with little waste."
Amazon reviewer M. McMahon


"...The Krugs/Heineken Beertender B95...is maintenance free and...I have no problem dispensing my beer, so long as I tilt my glass at the proper angle. I give it 5 stars."
Amazon reviewer Happy Buyer