My Favorite Beer Ads. # 6 - 10
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The Quest For The Best Beer Ad. Continues
Analyzing the commercials, the message is clear - the demographic of the average beer drinker is someone who thinks he's slim, 25, likes pretty girls and has a great sense of humor.
Well, I'll certainly drink to that.
Of course, whether that self-image has anything to do with Reality is another question, altogether.
A Beer Joke
a sophisticated German gentleman walks into a Hollywood bar
"Barman. I am Dr. Jurgen Warmhans, the world's most famous gynecologist. I have an hour to kill before I see the demanding movie-star, Angelina Jolie. Have you any specials today - I feel that I shall need some, as you say, Dutch courage?"
The bartender, who, like many in Hollywood, had slept with Ms. Jolie during her "wild" days but has retained enough chivalry to feel he should defend her - even if passive-aggressively - replies:
"As a matter of fact, Dr. Warmhans, we have a new drink,created only last week by yours truly. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer poured over warmed Smirnoff Vodka."
Warmhans replies:
"Beer and vodka? Good grief, man, that sounds ridiculous. That's a worse combination than Ms. Jolie and the sad Brad Pitt. Still, probieren geht über studieren! (the proof of the pudding is in the eating!) What are you calling zat monstrosity of yours?"
The bartender replies:
"As a gynecologist I thought it would be right up your alley. I've named it - a "Pabst Smir."
# 7: Bulgaria's Ariana Beer Ad
N.B.: The slogan at the end says "Ariana - For Every Thirst".
"I wish my boobs were that strong." Youtube member heartbreaker5
"My boobs ARE that strong." Youtube member effie lauptower
"I'd open it." Youtube member SLUM Records
The Second Important Poll For Beer Drinkers
the first is at my first Beer Ads page
Drink More Tin Sign
8 in. x 12 in.
Buy at AllPosters.com
Michael Jackson's Great Beer Guide
that's Michael Jackson, the world's best known beer writer, not the gloved, deceased one.
- First recipient of the US Achievement Award of the Institute for Fermentation Studies
- Columnist of the Year from the North American Guild of Beer Writers
- Winner of the Glenfiddich Trophy, a British prize for culinary writers
- The Gold Tankard of the British Guild of Beer Writers, given for his CD-Roms &
- Keeper of the Quaich; Master of the Quaich (Scotch Whisky industry award)
Michael Jackson's Great Beer Guide
Amazon Price: $14.91 (as of 02/16/2012)
"Michael Jackson has sacrificed his liver so that others might know what beers are around! This book covers just about every major beer there is. The only complaint I have is that I cannot taste them all. It covers the history of beer, different types of beers, different beer making techniques (you will be amazed!), in short - it covers everything about beer!"
Top 1000 reviewer Isala Fairbanks, Alaska
"The biggest draw of this book for me was the layout. Each of the 500+ pages is occupied by a single beer, which is pictured in both it's bottle incarnation and also as a draft, giving you not just an idea of what the beer looks like but also the official glassware it's intended to be served in. Some of the more unusual glassware includes a beer from Oregon that is served in a pint glass with a half-log as it's base!"
Jeremy Ulrey, Austin, Texas
"Hoist a glass, or many to this excellent book."
mikelocemusic Boston, MA
The Third Important Poll For Beer Drinkers
The Simpsons Poster
36 in. x 24 in.
Buy at AllPosters.com
Great Beer Quotes
well, sort of!
Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink.A sign at Whitstran Brewery, Prosser, Washington, USA
"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer."
Australian poet Henry Lawson
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
Comedian Dave Barry
Beer Costumes - Everybody's Got To Have One, Surely?
wenches' dresses, man-sized bottles, fake beer bellies - can you live without one?
Interesting Links About Beer & Women
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Top 15 Japanese Beer Girls
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How Women See Male Beer Drinkers
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Ambitious Brew: The Story Of American Beer
the story of how beer rapidly became America's #1 alcoholic beverage
Chicago Tribune
"From lager-making German immigrants to today's microbrew-meisters, a sudsy, briskly told survey of American beer."
Entertainment Weekly
Ambitious Brew: The Story of American Beer
Amazon Price: $8.62 (as of 02/16/2012)
"In the 1830s, few Americans had ever heard of, let alone tasted, beer. At that time, rum and whiskey were the favorite beverages of the American drinking public with English ale running a distant third.
Over the next half-century, however, thousands of enterprising German immigrants transformed American tastes so that, by 1880, beer had decisively supplanted all other liquors as the American national beverage. Ambitious Brew is an engaging account of that transformation. "
Evelyn I. Sears
"Ambitious Brew chronicles the history of American beer beginning with the first German American immigrants...The combination of immigration history and famous American brewery stories makes this book very entertaining...[&] the inclusion of more recent American Beer success stories gives the book a contemporary usefulness..."
Lisa Panetta-Sawaya MA, Michigan
And Another Beer Joke
a length of rope walks into a bar
"We don't serve ropes here."
Dismayed and disappointed, the rope goes out but then gets an idea. He stops a drunk and asks:
"Will you please grab both ends of my strands, pull them apart as much as you can and then tie a knot in me?"
The drunk obliges - it somehow makes sense to him - and the rope then strides back into the bar and again orders a beer, this time, in a very deep voice. The bartender looks him over and says:
"Say, aren't you the same rope who was in here before?"
"No," says the rope in his deep voice, shaking his head from side to side. "I'm a frayed knot."
Artie Lange's Beer League
the Mad TV & Howard Stern goofball stars in his own movie
Artie Lange's Beer League featuring Artie Lange & Ralph Macchio
Amazon Price: $2.00 (as of 02/16/2012)
"If you like Artie Lange and get his New Jersey humor you will love this. Very simple movie with no depth at all just funny lines, funny scenes but you need to understand the Jersey thing to get it. The styles, the attitudes, the dress code, the language, the atmosphere, the girls, their hair, a great NJ spoof."
S. L. Marshfield, MA
"Foul? Yes.
Rude? That's right.
Hilarious? Absolutely."
Ryan Lewis Bay Area, CA.
"I laughed so much that I was in tears and my face and stomach hurt. This movie's not for everyone but if you love raunchy, politically incorrect, nothing-is-sacred comedy, then you'll love this movie."
Nicole Turner Claymont, DE
The Amazing Beertender Beer-Tap System
it's like having a pub in your own home
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The Book of Beer Pong: The Official Guide to the Sport of Champions
by Dan DiSorbo & Ben Applebaum
The Book of Beer Pong: The Official Guide to the Sport of Champions
Amazon Price: $4.71 (as of 02/16/2012)
"The Book of Beer Pong details:
the history of Beer Pong
the rules (in official-looking outline form)
strategy & tactics (ball grips, throwing styles, cup hierarchy, and more) +
it even throws in suggestions on how to "talk smack," distract opponents, employ defensive moves & celebrate victory."
Amazon reviewer A. Whitney
"Humorous throughout - [a] great guide for the novice to even the experienced player!"
Amazon reviewer C. Seal
"The Beer Pong Bible! A must-have for any Beer Pong connoisseur. Nice faux-leather cover and a great read!"
Amazon reviewer Mike C.
Two Racks Beer Pong Poster
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Amazon Price: $2.99 (as of 02/16/2012)
"i bought this and my boyfriend has tried a bunch of times to steal it from me."
Amazon reviewer Dayna M. Friend
Last Cup: Road To The World Series Of Beer Pong
Last Cup: Road to the World Series of Beer Pong
Amazon Price: $13.16 (as of 02/16/2012)
"The movie is really about the challenging transition from college to the 'real world', as several of the film's subjects appear paralyzed at the thought of having to shift into a reality that demands more from them than the ability to sink a ball into a half filled cup...One young man sums it up very well when he is sitting in a Philadelphia park and states that he is 'not yet ready for life 2.0'."
Amazon reviewer A. J. Tuttle
"While getting drunk is often the bottom line for most, Last Cup does a great job of caputuring the competitiveness and pressure that [usually] goes into a game of beer pong. The comedy is absolutely top notch too. "
Amazon reviewer PS Mazzola
"As an avid beer pong player and general game enthusiast, Last Cup supplied me with enough fiery motivation to play a game of Beer Pong before, during and after, as it invoked my competitive emotions and fired me up!"
Amazon reviewer J. S. Hendrick
