What's yer sayin?

She looked like 5 pounds of a bologna in a 1 pound sack

Her clothing was much too tight2 points

I'm dead from the neck up

This one comes from my son. (He made this comment more...1 point

This one comes from my son. (He made this comment while watching California's Gold with Huell Howser.) If you haven't watched this before it can be highly addicting but somehow my son's comment is fitting.1 point

Sharp as marbles

Another way to say somebody, is not the sharpest k more...1 point

Another way to say somebody, is not the sharpest knife in the drawer!1 point

Let's flip a marble

In response to sharp as a marble. This is another more...1 point

In response to sharp as a marble. This is another one from my son. I guess that watching TV does have it's advantages.1 point

You don't have enough sense to pound sand into a rat hole.

My grandmother said that all that time. I don't k more...1 point

My grandmother said that all that time. I don't know where it came from or what it means. I assume that she's just calling someone stupid. Why anyone would pound sand into a rathole is beyond me.1 point

It's the same only different.

I just started using this one for some reason. I'm more...1 point

I just started using this one for some reason. I'm not sure if I heard it from someone and picked it up or if I actually came up with it. I've been using it for a while.1 point

Contemplated spontaneity rarely amounts to creativity

This is one that I came up with. I don't remember more...0 points

This is one that I came up with. I don't remember the reason but I liked the way it sounded.0 points

He's so boring that he makes Mr. Rogers look like Little Richard

Another one from my son regarding Huell Howser. I more...0 points

Another one from my son regarding Huell Howser. I kind of enjoy the guy. It's one of those shows where you can't stop watching.0 points

Ditto, Cabbage Head

My Grandmother would say this and I never quite kn more...0 points

My Grandmother would say this and I never quite knew why0 points

I don't have a dog in that fight!

Sayin' from Margo. "It's a great old southern more...0 points

Sayin' from Margo. "It's a great old southern saying'0 points

I am stink!

I'm not sure why I came up with this one. I say it more...0 points

I'm not sure why I came up with this one. I say it when I'm having a bad day or when I plain old stink.0 points

Just another day... Happens about every day.

Just another day (My wife)
Happens about every day more...0 points

Just another day (My wife)
Happens about every day (Me in response)0 points

Don't get your knickers in a knot.

This one is courtesy of Annette. You can view her more...0 points

This one is courtesy of Annette. You can view her lenses at: squidoo.com/lensmasters/annetteghallowell. Thanks Annette.0 points

You s__t little green apples!

This one came from my step dad when I tried to lie more...0 points

This one came from my step dad when I tried to lie about leaving school early.0 points

Go piss up a rope!

I got this one from a co-worker. I'm not exactly s more...0 points

I got this one from a co-worker. I'm not exactly sure what it means or the origin but I'm sure she wasn't happy with me when she told me to do it.0 points

Shut... Up!

I got this working in North Omaha, it was a pretty more...0 points

I got this working in North Omaha, it was a pretty popular saying for a while. I still say it! (it is emphasized like (No WAY!)0 points

That's as dry as a popcorn fart!

A friend of mine always uses this one when referri more...0 points

A friend of mine always uses this one when referring to any dry food.0 points

Shakoy in the rain.

Twas one of the favorite sayings of the UP Mindana more...0 points

Twas one of the favorite sayings of the UP Mindanawans here in Los Ba%uFFFDos Philippines. Shakoy is bread twisted like braided hair and coated with sugar... how it came to be... man I just don't Know.0 points

That smells like sunshine on s__t

You fill in the blanks. This one came from my wife more...0 points

You fill in the blanks. This one came from my wife when we were driving past a dairy near our house.0 points

I brought you into this world, and I'll take you OUT

Bill Cosby, talking to his son and telling about i more...1 point

Bill Cosby, talking to his son and telling about it in his special: "Himself"1 point

You aren't very smart are you? I like that in a man.

Kathleen Turner to William Hurt in "Body Heat more...1 point

Kathleen Turner to William Hurt in "Body Heat" It is only good because the men thought she was dumb and she was setting them both up.1 point

Skill to do comes of doing.

Ralph Waldo Emerson1 point

Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

Paul Newman in "Cool Hand Luke" after wi more...1 point

Paul Newman in "Cool Hand Luke" after winning a poker hand by bluffing. I thought this would be a fitting quote in remembrance of Paul Newman.1 point

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

George Burns. His take on what it's like to get ol more...1 point

George Burns. His take on what it's like to get old.1 point

220 - 221 Whatever it takes

From Mr. Mom when Richardson asks Jack Butler (Mic more...0 points

From Mr. Mom when Richardson asks Jack Butler (Micheal Keaton) what voltage he's re-wiring the house to. By the way; One of the best damn movies out there.0 points

I don't think it's nice, you laughin'

This one comes from Clint Eastwood in... It's the more...0 points

This one comes from Clint Eastwood in... It's the movie where the picture comes from above.0 points

Son, You've got a panty on yer head.

From Raising Arizona when Hi knocked off a conveni more...0 points

From Raising Arizona when Hi knocked off a convenience store for some Huggies.0 points

"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed."

England's Prince Phillip at the height of the rece more...0 points

England's Prince Phillip at the height of the recession in 1981.0 points

That tastes so good in my pie hole!

Paula Deen explaining how good one of her creation more...0 points

Paula Deen explaining how good one of her creations were.0 points

Thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere.

Sarah Palin - Does anyone know what the heck this more...0 points

Sarah Palin - Does anyone know what the heck this means???0 points

Be fearful when others are greedy and be greedy when others are fearful.

Warren Buffet0 points

Moose

This is one that I got from my step dad. All of th more...0 points

This is one that I got from my step dad. All of the nicknames I got were based on how big and clumsy I was as a young man.0 points

Hat rack king

Another one from my step dad. See the intro for ex more...0 points

Another one from my step dad. See the intro for explanation.0 points

Lurch

This one I got from a college buddy when I first m more...0 points

This one I got from a college buddy when I first moved into the dorms at Cal Poly. I guess that when I was climbing the walls (literally) it reminded him of Lurch. I'm not exactly sure why though.0 points

flowski

Given to me by kind brothers and sisters at a gath more...0 points

Given to me by kind brothers and sisters at a gathering. It used to be just flow like the flow of time or the river. But obviously was taken as a handle online. So since my passion is skiing I added a ski and evolved online into flowski. The hippies still just call me flow, but online I'm "flowski".0 points

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

This one came from the Squidoo dashboard.0 points

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

One a college buddy used to say. I also think that more...0 points

One a college buddy used to say. I also think that this was one that Matt Dillon used in "Something About Mary"0 points

Baby did you fart? Because you blow me away!

Just a funny one that I heard a guy use in a bar. more...0 points

Just a funny one that I heard a guy use in a bar. The guy was really drunk in case you had any doubt.0 points

If looks could kill we'd all be dead.

Kind of a back handed insult and pickup line at th more...0 points

Kind of a back handed insult and pickup line at the same time if you ask me.0 points