Okay, now remember, I said this lens is for people . . .
Over
40
ONLY.
If you're younger than 40, and you get offended by anything I say, tough tutus, you weren't invited to this party anyway! ;-)
Now then...
What's here- I want to tell you what happened to me the other day!
- "Don't worry," she says. "We're going to start out sloooowwww."
- Holy @#$%&^*!
- What she teaches might be fine for people her age.
- So I went online and started searching...
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- I want to tell you what happened to me the other day...
- "Don't worry," she says. "We're going to start out sloooowwww."
- Holy @#$%&^*!
I want to tell you what happened to me the other day...
So I put on my old sweats, put on the dvd, and here was this barely 20 something girl in the shape of a toothpick, grinning menacingly (I swear!) at the camera like she was going to take a bite out it. Or me.
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"Don't worry," she says. "We're going to start out sloooowwww."
Grin grin grin.
Barely five minutes into her jumping/gyrating/vibrating routine, I collapsed on the couch, completely confused, frustrated and ANNOYED.Maybe, just maybe I could have kept up with her for awhile if something she did made SENSE.
But just when I was able to copy one of her moves, she was on to the next one like a frenzied rabid rabbit.
"Okay," she grins, "Put your right arm up and step with your left
foot and put your left arm out and hop with your right leg while
bending at the waist and touch your forehead to the floor and
snap back up and whirl your arms while moving your legs out and
in and then turn left and slide down and roll and back up and
bend and touch your head to your butt and..."
Holy @#$%&^*!
Who exercises like this???
What she teaches might be fine for people her age.
Now THAT'S someone who can teach me how to be fit and feel great...
...and I know you probably feel the same way.
So I went online and started searching...
43-Year-Old Dallas Man Uncovers A Step By Step System For Living Fit And Healthy At Any Age That Is Literally Reshaping Bodies
Okay, it sounds a little "sensational," but I think we're on the right-track.
"This Former Obese 'Old Guy' Ethically Bribed 52 Real-World Ageless Living Role Models and Talked Them Into Revealing All
Their 'Forever Young' Lifestyle Secrets To Him...And Now He's Sharing These Discoveries With Us!"
Wow.
Do you see the guy who lost over 300 pounds??
Yikes!
Thank goodness I don't need to lose anywhere near that much.
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...to hotties who frankly look BETTER than that barely 20 "stick" on that useless DVD I paid $19.95 for!
These are the people who can teach us.
And you know what?Looking at their "before" photos, I know one thing...
...if they can do it...
...you and I can do it!
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