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As far as Squidoo lensmasters go, I'm just a little guy with my two puny lenses. Even though my activity at this site has been minimal, it's led me to a lot of other internet activities that are starting to come together. Still, it seemed like a good idea to come on back to Squidoo once more for old times' sake.

The question was what to do a lens about. How could I POSSIBLY top a lens about goofy monster stickers and one about awful horror comics? I turned to Squidoo itself for suggestions. My answer was given to me in Megan Casey's lens Ideas for Awesome Lenses.

Megan's first suggestion is "A lens about you. When someone Googles you, what do they find?"

Heck, why not? I'll start with:

"CAN A TOOTHLESS, GREEN-SKINNED OLD MAN FIND FAME AND FORTUNE ON THE INTERNET?"

THE ORIGIN OF MY USERNAME 

After reading and enjoying several Google blogs (most notably Kirk Demerais' SECRET FUN BLOG, I reached a point a couple of years ago when it seemed like a good idea to start one of my own. Anybody who has done this knows that Google requires all new bloggers to come up with a unique username.

My first choice was "That Guy," but it had already been taken. This was no big deal. I just came up with another one.

It had been taken too.

So I thought up a third one and then a fourth one.

They had both been taken.

Slightly annoyed by this point, I stopped to think for a minute.

 

At the time I was working at an animation studio making animated cartoons for TV using Macromedia (now Adobe) Flash and I've been a longtime admirer of the hot rodding cartoon characters created by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth and his associates. Roth's characters often had names that ended with "fink" (like Surfink, Scuzfink, Angelfink, and his most famous creation, Rat Fink).

So, as an acknowledgment of my occupation and a tribute to "Big Daddy," I combined these two pieces of my psyche and came up with Flashfink. Google accepted it. In fact, I couldn't find the "name" anywhere on the internet, so Flashfink was "born."

Just Who Is Flashfink, Anyway? 

But at this juncture I'm trying to make some money on the net and it doesn't seem professional to hide behind a nickname.

My real name is Bill Schwarz and I live in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.

I've worked in the local animation industry since the 1980s. My first work in cartoons was as a cel inker (an occupation that has since practically disappeared) for several different studios, over a number of years.

When I was finally able to convince my employers that I was capable of doing more than tracing over other people's drawings, I held a number of positions which included: cel painter, checker, layout artist, character poser, character designer, assistant animator and animator.

It wasn't a smooth progression in one direction. The constant changes in the animation business during the past two decades made it necessary for me to ping pong back and forth between job descriptions depending on the nature of the production. The importance of being able to adapt to change in this fast modern world was made very clear to me by all of this and was the reason I managed to survive in the industry for so long.

 

Then came the biggest change so far. 

Cartoon studios started getting rid of their drawing tables and replacing them with computers. After a lot of frustrating attempts to be given a chance in the new frontier of digital animation, I finally got a shot at it.

It was scary for the first couple of weeks, but I took to animating with Flash very quickly and found it to be the easiest and most interesting work I had done in a long time. More importantly, the computer I was assigned to had been equipped with a lot of graphics and website-building software to experiment with.

When the workday ended, and most of my older (i.e. my age) colleagues would go home to grumble about how the old ways of animation were better, I stayed late to learn more about Photoshop,Illustrator and Dreamweaver. While my friends saw animating with computers to be an annoyance, to me it was an opportunity - especially for the "little guy."

Nowadays, anybody with an idea and a willingness to do some work can make a movie - be it live action or animated - and get it seen by a worldwide audience via the internet. Most of the cartoons I've worked on over the years have been junk regardless of the technology used in their production. I can't see any harm in making junk as efficiently as possible.

 

But I'm Getting Off Topic 

What I'm trying to communicate here is that suddenly having access to a software-stuffed computer as well as a connection to the internet completely changed my way of thinking (I hate to use the overused and misused term "paradigm shift," so I won't). I no longer had to own a lot of expensive equipment, or live in the right location, or wait for some big shot to "let me" before getting things done!

My increasing dissatisfaction practically since my first day in the business) with the animation industry, as well as a burning desire to be my own boss and the web skills I've developed, has been pushing me in the direction of starting some kind of online money-making venture.

But website building and graphic design work still involve taking orders from other people. As an entrepreneur once told me:

"When you have a job you have a boss. When you own a business you have a hundred bosses."

NO THANKS! 

It seemed like a tall order but what I was looking for was a way to sit down at my computer all by myself every day and make a decent living. I wanted my success or failure to rest entirely on my skills, creativity and hard work without office politics or butt-kissing (sorry for the crude expression) playing any part in it.

The most sensible option for making an online income that I've discovered so far has been in the field of affiliate marketing, so that's what I've set my sights on.

It seemed that gaining a better understanding of how to build a presence on the internet was a good place to start.

First, I built my two Squidoo lenses. Since this was meant as a learning experience, I chose subject matter that I thought would be fun. The positive response to these two lenses from the kind Squidoo community was startling, but very gratifying and encouraging, especially considering the trivial nature of their subject matter.

To add to the content of my two lenses, I included some links to Amazon. Much to my surprise, a few dollars were generated by this small action. My first online income!

I'LL RETURN TO MY STORY AFTER THIS TEENY WEENY LITTLE AD FOR MY AMAZON STORE: 

(I hope it isn't TOO small)


On To MySpace 

Next on my agenda was to learn something about MySpace, so I got to work building a profile page and inviting some friends. Once again I based the design and content of this project on my interests. I also chose friends who seemed like kindred spirits rather than people who would help me to "get ahead" or whatever.

Once again, the response has been very encouraging and the skills I've gained are invaluable. Still, I started wondering what my niche should be when I actually got down to business. It's very important in internet marketing to focus on a group with a common interest or (better still) need.

One thing that a LOT of people are looking for online is a way to make more money, so my first "real" website provided reviews on downloadable products explaining how to earn an income through affiliate marketing.

Once the site was up and running, I sought feedback to it through a few online marketing forums. The general response was that it was a decent looking site, but that I had chosen a niche that was much too overcrowded for a novice like me to have any success with. This may have been correct. I can't say for sure right now because I've shut down the site for the time being, but I've learned some useful website-building skills from the experience.

After "bursting my bubble" the people on the forums suggested that I find a niche that had something to do with my own interests.

 


My Lightbulb Moment 

Just Like The Ones Oprah Has!

Meanwhile, my friends on MySpace were sending me messages saying things like "your page is the one I feel most at home in" and "I wish I could live in your page." Could what I was looking for be found within these statements?

Maybe cartoonists, punk rockers, hot rodders, tattoo artists, burlesque dancers, surf musicians and monster fans (all my kind of people) are my ideal market. I wonder how many of them own credit cards.

So I've set up another website, FLASHFINK'S FAVORITES (flashfinksfavorites.com) and am making my initial efforts to build traffic to it (like writing this Squidoo lens). It's dedicated to all of the crazy offbeat stuff that my closest friends and I like in the areas of film, art, animation, comics, music and everything else I can think of.

I've included my own Amazon store to the site to help visitors locate the stuff I write about and to put a few dollars in my pocket. As things develop, I'll be hooking my readers up with music and movie download sites as well as other resources that I think will be of interest to them.

New ideas are constantly bubbling up in my head and I can see that I have a lot of work (and a big adventure!) ahead of me.

During the next couple of weeks I'll be putting my animation experience to use by designing an official FLASHFINK'S FAVORITES mascot to put in the site's header. This character is sure to start showing up in my other internet locations (and possibly on T shirts and lunch boxes) in the near future.

 


A Gentle Warning 



There will be occasional posts where adult topics will be discussed, but the visual aspect will be more or less PG 14 rated. If you managed to make it through my EERIE PUBLICATIONS lens you should have no trouble with FLASHFINK'S FAVORITES.

In Conclusion 

I hope all of this has given you an idea of who I am and what I'm up to. I thank all of you who have read this far and invite you to visit my site.
Comments, criticisms and suggestions are all invited and appreciated, either at FLASHFINK'S FAVORITES or at the bottom of this lens. You can even Email me if you like.

Jeepers! How About a Banner For This Site Of Yours? 

Good idea!


Some YouTube Videos That I Like 

There are a couple of suggestive titles herein, but the content seems unlikely to offend.

Just to give you all some kind of idea of the kind of guy I am and the stuff that my site will be covering, I've included these clips for you to watch.

Kermit the Frog Bites Vincent Price

Runtime: 1:00
26798 views
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George of the Jungle - The Secret Weapon

Runtime: 6:00
37875 views
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Ode to Ed Wood - Martian Hop

Runtime: 2:10
506 views
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Pee Wee's Playhouse In Outer Space Part 1

Runtime: 9:08
16002 views
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Groovy dance clip from "Village Of The Giants" [1965]

Runtime: 4:40
62271 views
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The brain that wouldn't die [[ 1962 trailer ]]

Runtime: 1:45
2084 views
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Tex Avery Chilly Willy The Legend Of Rockabye Point 1955

Runtime: 6:12
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Something Weird Bat Pussy

Runtime: 4:13
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    MY LINKS 

    Here's where you can find all the sites I've been going on (and on) about.

    FLASHFINK'S FAVORITES
    My BIG website. Contains a blog that I post to almost every day!
    My Amazon Store
    Lots and lots of Flashfink-approved DVDs, books,and music!
    WHO REMEMBERS EERIE PUBLICATIONS?
    My first Squidoo lens which is about a line of gruesome gory comics that were published in the 1960s and 70s. Tasteless junk for the whole family!
    UGLY STICKERS(and RUBBER UGLIES)!
    My second Squidoo lens. This one is about some cool collectors' monster cards and the wiggly rubber toys they inspired.
    CAPTURED MONSTERS
    Screen captures from old monster movies, science fiction films and cartoons. I've been letting this site slide for a while, but will be getting back to it soon.
    FLASHFINK'S MYSPACE PAGE
    It's pretty weird, but the kids seem to like it.

    New Guestbook 

    Spook

    I think that you have a fantastic sense of humour and also despite trying to be disparaging, you are a talented man. Best of luck and keep them rolling

    Posted June 28, 2008

    chefkeem

    You've got an interesting story, Bill. And your lens is almost fantastic (the Amazon Store ad is a little puny). 5*s

    Posted June 20, 2008

    clouda9

    You amaze me and had me reading this whole lens from start to finish. Everyone must read 'No Thanks'...it is exactly where so many of us want to be! Thanks from the bottom of my pea-pickin' heart for sharing yours.

    Posted June 19, 2008

    SherryHolderHunt

    Love this lens!! I'm seeing stars, 5 of them. Favorited and fan club and rolled to my lens, too.

    Posted June 19, 2008

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    Flashfink

    About Flashfink

    I'm a weird guy who likes weird things!
    There's plenty of stuff that I'd like to share and I greatly appreciate any and all visitors to my pages. I know there are zillions of other places you could be (both in the real world and on the web)so I'll be doing my very best to make my lenses the best they can be.

    If you read one of them and like it, please come back and look again in the future as I'm constantly adding to them.

    And if that's still not enough for you, how about checking out my MySpace page, and CAPTURED MONSTERS, my Blogger blog which features a constantly expanding gallery of scenes from classic horror movies!

    And take a look at my BIG site: FLASHFINK'S FAVORITES!

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