The Flight of the Conchords Season One DVD is Out (and Season Two so Folk the Party Up!)

Flight Of The Conchords

Daves party, Most beautiful girl in the room

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Flight of the Conchords Ep 6 Bowie's In Space

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Flight of the Conchords - Bret, You Got It Going On

From the episode "Bowie". With closed captioning for the hearing impaired. I understand some people find the lyrics inaccurate, claiming that Jermaine says "mate" instead of "man." I claim it doesn't really make a difference. But if it is particularly upsetting to some of you, feel free to subtitle the video yourself with the correction and upload it. I don't mind.

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Flight of the Conchords Ep 10 'Ladies of the World'

J: Ooohhh....ooooh.... I just wanna, I just wanna B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World J: Oh yes (J) B: Just wanna do somethin' special J: Ah (J) B: For all the Ladies in the world J: Is that possible? (J) B: And the gir-rls Don't forget them girls J: Caribbean B: (Ladies) J: Parisian B: (Ladies) J: Bolivian B: (Ladies) J: Namibian B: (Ladies) J: Eastern Indochinian B: (Ladies) J: Republic of Dominican B: (Ladies) J: Amphibian B: (Ladies) J: Presbyterian B: (Ladies) J: Outta sight B: Amazin' ladies J: Late night B: Hard workin' ladies J: Erudite B: Brainy ladies J: Hermaphrodite B: Lady-man-ladies J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies With your sexy lady bits And your sexy man bits too Even you must be in to you ooo ooo B+J: All the ladies in the world I wanna get next to you Show you some gratitude By makin' love to you it's the least we can do... B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld Put down his weapon and picked up a woman What a peaceful world this world would be-eee... B+J: Redheads not warheads Blondes not bombs We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets J: Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies? B: I have a vision and all I can see Is all of you with 'a all of me In a world of peace and harmony Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y J: I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small I just wanna do a little something special for y'all... B + J:All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl... Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

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Flight of the Conchords Ep 7 'Albi the Racist Dragon'

In the Marmalade forest (forest), between the make believe trees, in a cottage cheese cottage! Lives Albie, (Albie,) Albie, (Albie,) Albie the Racist Dragon - Part Six... And so all of the villagers chased Albie the racist dragon, into a very cold and very scary cave. It was so dark and so scary there that Albie began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know turn into jellybeans! Just then, he felt a tiny hand on his tail, and he turned around and who should it be, but the badly burned Albanian boy from the day before. What are you doing? I thought I killed you! Grumbled Albie, quite racistly... No...no! Albie, you didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured... Laughed the boy. Why are you crying, Albie? Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm soooo racist...get your hand off my tail. You'll make it dirty. They didn't chase you here because of your racism. They chased me here too when I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us because... because we're different to them. And at that Albie cried a single tear which turned into a jellybean all the colors of the rainbow! And suddenly...Albie wasn't racist anymore!!! So they sat in the cave (the cave), and ate bubblegum pie (yum) Albie the racist, (Albie the racist,) Albie the racist (well, not anymore) dragon. Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net

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