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I wanted to put in the picture of the eight lions attacking my car but I was a bit busy at the time ... more of that later.
The Cheetahs were in a Wildlife and Cheetah breeding park on the Garden Route in South Africa and they were very friendly and hand-reared.
I am Keith and I'm a travel and Stock Photographer and have done that for a long,long time. (I won't tell you how long as you will then be able to guess my age.)
I was born In Birmingham England at a very early age.I wanted to be near my mother...
In 1945 I was part of a cunning plot to defeat Adolf Hitler.
I posed as a baby (I was only 1 at the time..cunning or what ?)and waited in my pram until a Messerschmidt machine-gunned my pram.
I then Stood up and threw my secret weapon (aka Teddy Bear) Straight at the pilot who was obviously horrified by the expression on his face - He flew straight back to Germany and reported that even the babies in England were prepared to do battle without fear or favour.
They promptly capitulated.
I'm still waiting for my medal.
That is (apart from the cunning plot) quite true... the machine gun incident really happened. Years passed until I eventually discovered Girls... that was fun and has been a lifelong fascination ever since.
I was rudely forced to leave school and seek honest emplyment. As a Bank Teller job only offered the opportunity of being a bank robber without the danger,I sought emplyment elsewhere.Failing that I went to work for the Government about which I cannot mumble
or tell anyone about the Official Secretive Act save only for the fact that I was shot twice (thankfully by appalling marksmen who were supposed to be protecting me.)
I then entered my Commercial life where I became a photographer photographing beautiful women,tropical beaches and weimeraners ( not all at once). I had a good time doing this.
I visited lots of different countries,met some really great people and a very few miserable **** (most of whom worked for Government departments).
I have been banned from Tahiti (for telling an imigration man how ugly he is in French),
Among my less well known achievenments are getting stuck on top of a Mexican Pyramid, flying helicopters over the Iguassu Falls,Hawaii,Tahiti,Ayers Rock and the Great Barrier Reef- all truly unforgettable and fun things to do.Also I've piloted a Nile Ferry, Spent 2 weeks as a beach Photographer in Jersey, learnt to paint watercolours and oils and finally settled down with a truly amazing Lady named Ann ( really she is Patricia but ..didn't like it !) She puts up with an astounding amount from me and hardly complains. I'm really lucky. Except in gambling every since I had 47 grand on an accumulator at 12 to 1 on a horse that limped in 3rd. I have not gambled much since.