Secret Squidoo Testing & Experiment Laboratory
Ranked #1,716 in Squidoo Community, #153,820 overall
Its Alive! Its Alive! Patched Together!!
This is my scientific squidoo test lens, the one where I test out all kinds of stuff to improve squidoo, the world and the human race.
Since government funding has decreased, and Bill Gates is unconvinced of the ongoing value of my experiments; and I can't leave my mess around the house, I'm doing my dirty work here at Squidoo- its free!
Patching Together the Secret Lab: Squidoo's Back 40
Frankenstein Lab Reference Manual
A Little After-Dark Divertissment!
Vampires and Grave-Robbers: Amazing Excerpts From the Literature of a Hideous Phase of Human Behavior
Amazon Price: (as of 02/16/2012)
Building your scientific skills, gathering proper 'samples' and biological material, all necessary for the furtherance of scientific knowledge.
Any good scientist knows that previous experiments are of no value unless they can be replicated!
Dear Igor,
We are dissatisfied with the lead content level of our 'acquisition' from our previous import supplier. Once lead poisoning degradation has set in, 're-booting' function is untenable.
As you have agreed to come out of retirement, we are delighted to rely on your experience and expertise as our primary supplier.
Of course, the benefits package is the same as ours, which you will find below.
Welcome aboard.
Our Secret Squidoo Lab Assistant Igor
Rare Documentation from the Original Dr. Frankenstein
Put us ahead of all competitors!
The Secret Laboratory Journals of Dr. Victor Frankenstein
Amazon Price: $10.19 (as of 02/16/2012)
History and reputable documentation is critical for corroborating perfected scientific techniques. We are special and we have the best!
FrankenFlickr
Frankenstein!
He's been seen all over the place- and you thought he was dead!
Igor Hard at Work on our next test
Igor's To Do Squid List
1. Needed replacement parts are on Lab guerney- ASAP!
2. Examine shipment from China. Replace as needed.
3. Clone brain stem in petrie. (DON'T use Gil's- we still need him the way he is!)
4. Get widget generator from Gil for Frank's neck posts. He gets loads of extra functionality in a small space!
A Classic of Scientific Improvements!
Look the Part! (Until We Get to You!)
Frankenstein Practice Mask
Finally! The Secret Squidoo Lab is in Order!
Necessary Accoutrements
The Most Relaxing Violin Album in the World ... Ever!
Amazon Price: $79.66 (as of 02/16/2012)
Igor is a little aggressive with our 'patients' and so a relaxing environment is critical to keep harmony.
Who couldn't use a bit of relaxing background music?
Decorating the Secret Frankenstein Lab!
Elegance at a Glance.
Remember:
For the Evening Squidoo Soiree
We recognize true love when we create it!
Adult Bride of Frankenstein Halloween Costume Wig
Amazon Price: $24.99 (as of 02/16/2012)
Fabulous for:
YouTube Ranting
Bad hair days
Everyday Glamming it up
Throwing your parents into despair
The Frankenstein's Wedding Cortege
Mr. & Mrs. Frankenstein say "I Do"
Frankenstein's Bride Is Thrilled!
The Happy Couple's Honeymoon Send-Off
Understanding Poor Frankenstein: The Modern Prometheus
Prometheus Bound and Other Plays: Prometheus Bound, The Suppliants, Seven Against Thebes, ThePersian (Penguin Classics)
Amazon Price: $7.17 (as of 02/16/2012)
Isn't it time you tried to understand poor Frank?
Motivation is EVERYTHING, isn't it?
Or, You can ask Sean Hannity!
We told him: NO FACELIFT! But he wouldn't listen...
Moonlighting at Squidoo is a Joy to Us!!!
See Us At Work!
Wedding Party, Friends and Family Vids
Universal Studios Classic Monster Collection (Dracula/Frankenstein/The Mummy/The Invisible Man/The Bride of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Phantom of the Opera/Creature from the Black Lagoon)
Amazon Price: $86.39 (as of 02/16/2012)
See what our secret lab is up against! Who our friends are! What we do on our days off!
The Most Famous Moonlighter in His Own Frankenstein Lab!
Thomas Edison was Inspired
Trials, Tribulations of Moonlighting!
Get the WHOLE story here!
Young Frankenstein (Special Edition)
Amazon Price: $3.99 (as of 02/16/2012)
As generations of scientists are inspired to push the envelope begun by our forebears, documentaries of the great accomplishments are critically important!
Scientific Progress: NOT all Work- Its FUN too!
Our Frankensquid Rugby Team!
Ah, this is the life!
And the Retirement Benefits Package!
I know you wish You were ME!
Tell Us YOUR Moonlighting Squidoo Endeavors!
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Michey
Nov 15, 2011 @ 10:14 pm | delete
- Fun... and thinking outside the box.
Regards, I enjoy immensely this lens
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OhMe
Oct 28, 2011 @ 2:51 am | delete
- How very clever you are to recycle your test lens. Really neat and enjoyable.
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fanfreluche
Oct 28, 2011 @ 2:20 am | delete
- Lots of fun! I enjoyed this
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boutiqueshops
Oct 28, 2011 @ 12:56 am | delete
- LMAO! But...why are you glowing? :> Loved it!
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Heather426
Oct 27, 2011 @ 10:00 pm | delete
- ROFLMAO! so funny!
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Robertlaw
Oct 6, 2011 @ 8:10 am | delete
- So creepy pictures and videos. I like Frankenstein.
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PopCultureFan
Sep 29, 2011 @ 12:15 pm | delete
- Very funny, and a clever way to test out all the bells and whistles! Good job! :)
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Ruben
Jun 14, 2011 @ 8:16 pm | delete
- This is such a funny lens hahaha
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JoelBanks
Jul 21, 2011 @ 12:15 am | delete
- I agree. This Frankenstein lens was a great little read. http://www.extenzereviewsx.com
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tomwjr
Apr 17, 2011 @ 7:36 pm | delete
- Very cool lens, thanks for sharing with us newbies!
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Brandon
Feb 23, 2011 @ 7:32 am | delete
- A great example for all us new ones to follow. Exciting, informative and colorful..even though most of it had black and white pictures.how to win the lottery
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windygig
Feb 7, 2011 @ 6:21 am | delete
- shhh. I wasn't here, but I had a ball.
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janjanpost
Jan 20, 2011 @ 11:17 am | delete
- Great lens... i really enjoyed reading it..thanks
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Momsbusy247 Dec 11, 2010 @ 2:00 pm | delete
- This was so funny! I am always amazed at the extent of lenses here on Squidoo!!
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hotbrain
Dec 7, 2010 @ 12:12 pm | delete
- I really enjoyed this lens! Squidoo angel blessed :)
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Dec 7, 2010 @ 8:10 am | delete
- Nice post! im quite entertained! specially on the pictures! :)
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Dec 7, 2010 @ 8:10 am | delete
- Nice post! im quite entertained! specially on the pictures! :)
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good4us_all
Dec 4, 2010 @ 5:11 pm | delete
- This one had me laughing all the way to the lab! mmmbwahahahahahaaaa
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Einsteinium
Nov 15, 2010 @ 1:45 pm | delete
- I enjoyed it, thanks. It's also nice to see how everything looks when used.
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CardLady
Nov 3, 2010 @ 9:23 pm | delete
- This might get my vote for "Most Clever Lens"!
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rwoman
Nov 3, 2010 @ 12:25 pm | delete
- Great fun! I agree that this isn't what I expected so now I'm planning to steal that idea...
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Heather426
Nov 3, 2010 @ 11:15 am | delete
- wow, great stuff about frankenstein!
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Tipi
Nov 3, 2010 @ 10:34 am | delete
- Awesome lens. Didn't expect this when I saw the SquidCast.
You got me. Very good depictions.
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TheWhistler
Nov 3, 2010 @ 10:25 am | delete
- Great lens. I will lensroll it to my Frankenstein lens. Well done.
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Smart
Nov 10, 2009 @ 12:54 am | delete
- Yea good lens.... Frankenstain is horrible creature.
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davidhobson
Oct 19, 2009 @ 7:11 am | delete
- "Secret Frankenstein Testing & Experiment Laboratory". this lens is as good as any of the "Secret Frankenstein's dracula movie, great work.
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Rewards4life
Apr 14, 2009 @ 7:14 am | delete
- I'm a big fan of the Frankenstein's story. So fascinating! Very comprehensive info here. Loved the photos as well! =)
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roysumit
Feb 18, 2009 @ 10:28 am | delete
- I would love to create a Frankenstein of my own but don't want to get 'Frankensteined'. Can you share the secret? Great info here and great lens. But I want more; you know it. 5*****s. Looking forward to my request. Thanks.
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Dec 31, 2008 @ 8:11 am | delete
- Thanks for the smile :o) 5 stars
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bgamall Nov 18, 2008 @ 8:35 pm | delete
- Frankensquid. I think someone should create a Frankensquid.
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dc64
Nov 8, 2008 @ 10:39 pm | delete
- This is cool, love how you wove Squidoo and Frankenstein together. Brilliant. I'm still smiling because of it...
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GypsyMiracle
Aug 29, 2008 @ 11:54 am | delete
- Loved your lens on "Secret Frankenstein Testing & Experiment Laboratory". Very informative and interesting. Learned things that I did not know
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SamVan
Aug 5, 2008 @ 12:18 pm | delete
- Fantastic lens on Secret Frankenstein Testing & Experiment Laboratory! I am working on a series of lenses about Hair Regrowth. Feel free to check it out.
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Jul 31, 2008 @ 9:59 pm | delete
- Thanks for sharing! 5/5
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Jul 30, 2008 @ 12:16 am | delete
- Thank you for useful information. Great lens!
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Stephene Jul 18, 2008 @ 1:14 am | delete
- Hi, thanks for useful information. A 5-star!
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VegeSoup
Jul 17, 2008 @ 10:02 am | delete
- Excellent lens. 5-star for you.
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beeobrien
Jun 20, 2008 @ 10:01 pm | delete
- How fun! Frankenfunny!
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David_Bueno_Martin
May 25, 2008 @ 12:22 am | delete
- Great work!
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trainingachihuahua
Apr 20, 2008 @ 6:26 am | delete
- thank you for the nice intro to squidoo. It sexcellent.
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blue22d
Apr 19, 2008 @ 12:29 am | delete
- Love you lens Margaret. Enjoy your selection of photos. I am a new lenscrafter and If you have a moment, stop by an critique. You will find me as: Blue22d. Thanks, Sandy
and stars to ya.
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animal_lover79 Mar 23, 2008 @ 3:42 pm | delete
- You find just the right balance. A Squidoo master!
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LaraineRose
Mar 22, 2008 @ 5:56 am | delete
- I'm so happy I took the time to look at your lens. A great example for all us new ones to follow. Exciting, informative and colorful..even though most of it had black and white pictures.LOL
5 stars!!!!
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BartonMurray
Feb 21, 2008 @ 1:31 pm | delete
- IT'S ALIVE!!!YOUR LENS IS ALIVE! Great job once again Ms. Schaut...you have really out done yourself. Gene Wilder would be very proud. SO am I. Ilove the Sean Hanity clip....
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JanaMurray
Feb 21, 2008 @ 1:24 pm | delete
- Poor Sean Hannity. I am glad you made a disclaimer for Gil, protect his brain stem, it will be needed in the future.
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poddys
Feb 4, 2008 @ 2:06 pm | delete
- What a wonderful lens. I came in expecting to see all sorts of secret tricks and experiments on how to make a lens better, after all it's the secret lab. But I was taken into a fantastic place with lots of Frankenstein (or is that Fronk-n-steen) pictures and clips. Great job - 5 stars.
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KimGiancaterino Feb 1, 2008 @ 1:09 am | delete
- Hilarious!! I do miss Peter Boyle, though...
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Oosquid
Jan 27, 2008 @ 4:30 pm | delete
- Marvelous, simply marvelous! A well deserved five Frankenstars for you.
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GypsyPirate
Jan 19, 2008 @ 12:45 pm | delete
- Oh, but I do so love this lens! Thank you for the very large grin I am now wearing!!
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boredofeducation
Jan 18, 2008 @ 12:17 am | delete
- I'm always jealous. You have such creative ideas for lenses.
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rms
Jan 17, 2008 @ 5:49 pm | delete
- Love the photos and your captions. Wonderfully fun lens.
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flicker
Jan 16, 2008 @ 10:19 am | delete
- Nicely done! Wonderful photos. Esp. liked "Frankenstein's Bride Is Thrilled!"
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matt vega
Jan 15, 2008 @ 7:30 pm | delete
- unbelievable ! how about including info on the actual frankenstein ( that's frankensteeen ! ) labs in ann arbor mi ?
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msplensmaker
Jun 7, 2011 @ 4:29 pm | delete
- Fun fun fun!
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