Its Alive! Its Alive! Patched Together!!
This is my scientific squidoo test lens, the one where I test out all kinds of stuff to improve squidoo, the world and the human race.
Since government funding has decreased, and Bill Gates is unconvinced of the ongoing value of my experiments; and I can't leave my mess around the house, I'm doing my dirty work here at Squidoo- its free!
Patching Together the Secret Lab: Squidoo's Back 40
Frankenstein Lab Reference Manual
A Little After-Dark Divertissment!
Vampires and Grave-Robbers: Amazing Excerpts From the Literature of a Hideous Phase of Human Behavior
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Building your scientific skills, gathering proper 'samples' and biological material, all necessary for the furtherance of scientific knowledge.
Any good scientist knows that previous experiments are of no value unless they can be replicated!
Dear Igor,
We are dissatisfied with the lead content level of our 'acquisition' from our previous import supplier. Once lead poisoning degradation has set in, 're-booting' function is untenable.
As you have agreed to come out of retirement, we are delighted to rely on your experience and expertise as our primary supplier.
Of course, the benefits package is the same as ours, which you will find below.
Welcome aboard.
Our Lab Assistant Igor
Rare Documentation from the Original Dr. Frankenstein
Put us ahead of all competitors!
The Secret Laboratory Journals of Dr. Victor Frankenstein
Amazon Price: $17.95 (as of 07/11/2009)
History and reputable documentation is critical for corroborating perfected scientific techniques. We are special and we have the best!
FrankenFlickr
Frankenstein!
He's been seen all over the place- and you thought he was dead!
Igor Hard at Work
Igor's To Do List
1. Needed replacement parts are on Lab guerney- ASAP!
2. Examine shipment from China. Replace as needed.
3. Clone brain stem in petrie. (DON'T use Gil's- we still need him the way he is!)
4. Get widget generator from Gil for Frank's neck posts. He gets loads of extra functionality in a small space!
A Classic of Scientific Improvements!
Look the Part! (Until We Get to You!)
Frankenstein Practice Mask
Transylmaniac Costume Mask
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Perfectly suitable for social engagements, political rallies and for videotaping yourself on your computer.
Spice up your YouTube rants- Make a STATEMENT!
Timeless and Classic Look!
Anonymity guaranteed (unless you blow that part yourself!)
Frankenstein Vids
Who can get enough!!!
Finally! The Lab is in Order!
Necessary Accoutrements
The Most Relaxing Violin Album in the World ... Ever!
Amazon Price: $11.97 (as of 07/11/2009)
Igor is a little aggressive with our 'patients' and so a relaxing environment is critical to keep harmony.
Who couldn't use a bit of relaxing background music?
Decorating the Secret Frankenstein Lab!
Elegance at a Glance.
Any decent secret test lab looks GOOD.
Fetching new data from eBay now... please stand by
Remember:
This is a SECRET lab. You were never here.
For the Evening Soiree
We recognize true love when we create it!
Adult Bride of Frankenstein Halloween Costume Wig
Amazon Price: $24.99 (as of 07/11/2009)
Fabulous for:
YouTube Ranting
Bad hair days
Everyday Glamming it up
Throwing your parents into despair
The Frankenstein's Wedding Cortege
Mr. & Mrs. Frankenstein say "I Do"
Frankenstein's Bride Is Thrilled!
The Happy Couple's Honeymoon Send-Off
Understanding Poor Frankenstein: The Modern Prometheus
Prometheus Bound and Other Plays: Prometheus Bound, The Suppliants, Seven Against Thebes, The Persian (Penguin Classics)
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Isn't it time you tried to understand poor Frank?
Motivation is EVERYTHING, isn't it?
Or, You can ask Sean Hannity!
We told him: NO FACELIFT! But he wouldn't listen...
Keith Olbermann: Sean Hannity chased down
#1 Story of Monday, January 7, 2008: Ron Paul Supporters chasing Sean
Moonlighting is a Joy to Us
See Us At Work!
Wedding Party, Friends and Family Vids
Universal's Classic Monster Collection (Dracula/Frankenstein/The Mummy/The Invisible Man/The Bride of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/The Phantom of the Opera/The Creature from the Black Lagoon)
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See what our secret lab is up against! Who our friends are! What we do on our days off!
The Most Famous Moonlighter in His Own Frankenstein Lab!
Thomas Edison was Inspired
Frankenstein (Edison Studios, 1910) - Part One
Creepiest "Frankenstein" ever. Based on the novel by Mary Shelley. Directed by J. Searle Dawley.
Edison's Frankenstein Lab, Part 2
Frankenstein (Edison Studios, 1910) - Part Two
This is not the clumsy, lumbering oaf that you know and love. Based on the novel by Mary Shelley. Directed by J. Searle Dawley.
Trials, Tribulations of Moonlighting!
Get the WHOLE story here!
Young Frankenstein (Special Edition)
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As generations of scientists are inspired to push the envelope begun by our forebears, documentaries of the great accomplishments are critically important!
Scientific Progress: NOT all Work- Its FUN too!
Our Frankensquid Rugby Team!
Ah, this is the life!
And the Retirement Benefits Package!
I know you wish You were ME!
Tell Us YOUR Moonlighting Endeavors!
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Posted April 14, 2009
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Posted February 18, 2009
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Posted December 31, 2008
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Posted November 18, 2008
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