Fun and Amusing T-shirts and Gifts for Anybody

If you haven't experienced the joy of a backseat driver yet, you haven't really experienced driving. Those who have know what I'm talking about. It's that person who sits in the backseat and proceeds to tell you that every turn you make, every time you step on the gas, every time you step on the brake and every time you even breathe is wrong. Turn left! Turn right! You're going too fast! You just ran over five trashcans! Or my favorite, the one that grates on the nerves the most: Are you sure you want to do that?

If you've had this fun, give yourself a wicked smirk. You can't really kill these people and you might even kind of love them, but that shouldn't stop you from enjoying their wariness when you wear this design. Most likely they have no clue they are a backseat driver, so you can enjoy yourself while they are totally oblivious.

To see all of the choices you've got, visit the I Killed My Backseat Driver page at The Confused Shop.

We've all known one. A person so annoying, so obnoxious, so irritating that you wish they'd just run off and form a community of alpaca farmers in Greenland somewhere. Because after all, they know how. They are always right. Even when they're wrong. If you said the grass was green, they would say it's purple and YOU would be wrong. Not because you actually were wrong - just because they're never wrong.

Once you've known one of these obnoxious twits, you wish you never had. This design is meant for you. Wear it for your own personal amusement. Wear it to aggravate that special person. Or wear it to be ironic. Either way, enjoy.

To see all of your choices, see the You Are NOT Always Right page at The Confused Shop.

It's hard to be a kid. Not only are your parents telling you different things, but your teachers say something else, politicians lie to you constantly, celebrities say incredibly stupid things and your friends tell you everything their parents say. Then you've got forty after school activities, playtime three times a week, soccer fourteen times a month, and all of your relatives to deal with.

What's a kid to do?

This design is meant to say that sometimes, kids just need some quiet and imagination time. Save their brains!

To see all the choices, visit the Save My Brain! Please Shut Up! page at The Confused Shop.

There's always a reason to ignore someone. Maybe they're a coworker who butts into you conversations and won't let you get a word in edgewise, or perhaps she just starts blabbing for no reason and drives you crazy. Maybe he's one of those people that thinks he's always right and espouses that over and over and over and over again.

Whatever the situation, this will either get their attention or annoy them. Granted, the most annoying people never think your messages are for them, but at least you can get a kick out of it.

For all the choices, visit the Of Course I'm Ignoring You page at The Confused Shop.

This is designed for all the women who want to remind those around them who's boss. My mother in particular loves this. Of course that's to my disadvantage, because if I want to argue, she just points to the shirt.

Perfect for moms, bosses, teachers, aunts, big sisters and any other gal who knows she's tops.

For all the options, visit the I Am She Who Must Be Obeyed page at The Confused Shop

At some point you've come across someone so annoying that being around them is tantamount to self-inflicted torture. They whine, they complain, they show off, they butt into conversations with quips that make no sense at all in relation to anything that was just said. They drive you nuts.

They are human torture devices.

Now you can give them a not-so-subtle hint and let them know just how aggravating they are.

For all the options, visit the You Are A Human Torture Device page at The Confused Shop

We are routinely bombarded with information - from work, home, school, billboards, television, movies, video games, books, music - even milk cartons try to inform us about something. Quite a bit of that information is completely worthless, but we get it anyway. It's like we're supposed to be human supercomputers, scooping up every byte and gripe with glee.

Sometimes you just can't!

When you've had just a little too much of the constant gabfest, come here. Scream along with us that you have too much information and not enough RAM!

For all the options, visit the Too Much Information Not Enough RAM page at The Confused Shop.

Some people love babies. I know I do. And some find them to be rather unfortunate looking (RIP George Carlin). I have a friend who loves to talk about babies with me because I'll spend several minutes gushing, and when she is asked if she loves babies too, she says, "Of course. They go great with barbeque sauce."

It's all in great fun.

If you know someone or you are someone who isn't a big fan of the little ones, this is for you. If you just enjoy getting a conversation started, this will definitely do that too.

For all the options, visit the I Love Babies page at The Confused Shop.

You've met them. They're just a little off. They give you the heebie jeebies. They're everywhere. They're at your job, down your street, on the road...even in your house! They march along all day long in every city in the world!

They're just plain freakin' creepy.

We feel people need to know when they're creepy. Knowledge is the first step to...well...they'll always be creepy, but at least you can have fun with it. See how many get the hint.

For all the options, visit the I'm Sorry But You're Just Creepy page at The Confused Shop.

This was designed for an older friend of mine who went through chemo and got what she calls "Chemo Brain." One day she forgot something, stopped in the middle of the room, turned to look at me and said, "You know, I don't HAVE senior moments anymore. I AM a senior moment. Hey you should make a shirt!" So I did.

This is just meant to have a little fun, for those who take amusement at what they call "senior moments." Why frustrate yourself when you can have some fun? We've also noticed that when 20 year olds wear these shirts, they inspire great confusion, and we love confusion at the Confused Shop.

For all the options, visit the I AM A Senior Moment page at The Confused Shop.

I've worn several shirts that appear on this page. This one always gets me the most reaction, usually laughter and a high five. Sometimes, on rare instances, someone will look at me strangely and flee, but I wouldn't want to hang with them anyway (and besides, it amuses me tremendously).

This design is for those who enjoy making people look twice. There's nothing quite like claiming to be one of America's most wanted to get a conversation started. And the people with no sense of humor will leave you alone, and that's worth just about anything!

For all the options, visit the SIYMYCFMPOTPOW (try saying that three times fast) page at The Confused Shop.

Some of us are just too good for our own good. This design is for us. If you're perfect and you know how much work it is, let everyone know. Regular people just don't understand how difficult it can be to stay so wonderful.

It's time to educate them. We deserve props for our perfection.

You can also give it to someone as an ironic gesture, because you know they're not as perfect as they think they are.

For all the options, visit the Daunting To Be This Perfect page at The Confused Shop.

This one is for those of us who are a little less than perfect and are ok with it. It's also for you to give to any friend who thinks they're perfect and aren't...see if they get the joke.

It's especially for those who are very high on themselves and don't realize these words are spelled wrong. You know you've met them. They say they know how to write novels better than Jackie Collins but can't put together a simple declarative sentence.

It's also good for people who know that in reality, no one is perfect. We're pretty prefect though.

For all the options, visit the Dawnting Prefection page at The Confused Shop

This design was inspired by a man who once told me he had an afro so large, he was surprised it didn't eat more than he did. He actually lost his keys in his afro once.

So, since "my dog ate my homework" is so old, why not really confuse people and say your afro ate it? This is especially hilarious if you don't even have an afro.

Your teacher and friends will think you've lost your mind and may even forget you don't have your homework. Of course you could really confuse them if there wasn't a homework assignment to begin with.

For all the options, visit the My Afro Ate My Homework page at The Confused Shop.

There isn't a person on the planet who hasn't had a moment like this. In fact at my former job, I brought in a teddy bear with the design on it and it became a mascot. Anytime someone forgot to print something or didn't realize they could scroll through a list, they would grab the bear and hold it in the air.

We've got this thing on shirts, bears, stickers and bags so you can have it in just about every form. It actually makes people feel better because they know that you know that sometimes, everybody feels stupid.

So let it go and just hug the darn bear. Even geniuses sometimes feel a bit daft.

For all the options, visit the Sometimes You Just Feel Stupid page at The Confused Shop.

Some of us just enjoy annoying the crap out of people. I know I do. I'm ornery, and you probably are a little too. It's fun, keeping life interesting.

Some can't handle it so well though so now you can warn them ahead of time. That gives them the chance to run like a swarm of bees are after them.

And if they don't, oh well. At least you warned them.

For all the options, visit the Warning: You Are About To Be Aggravated page at The Confused Shop.

This might apply to more people than you'd initially think. Some aren't necessarily stupid, they just have no common sense. The majority of freshman college students I've met have no common sense. You could say we're raising whole segments of kids who will have no common sense.

Someone's got to tell them, right? Someone has to tell them you can't live in a $1200 a month apartment if you only work part time at McDonald's, correct? (Yes, I knew a freshman who thought she only needed to work part time at McDonald's to live on her own. She simply forgot to budget for things like utilities, gas and FOOD.)

For all the options, visit the You Have Absolutely NO Common Sense page at The Confused Shop.

This design is for people with a weird sense of humor who have significant others that appreciate that sense of humor.

A lot of shirts say I Love You, but how many admit that the love comes in potentially strange and ironic ways?

For all the options, see the I Love You page at The Confused Shop.

These people are everywhere. The ones that talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and yet have absolutely nothing to say. They rant about how bad others are and then do exactly what those bad people do. They go on tirades about how something should be done, but aren't even talking about the original subject at hand.

You talk to a coworker about a missing file and this person pops in and says, "I think I saw that show on ABC, it's really good." You know, THOSE people.

This design is for you. Those who get annoyed by these verbal dribblers. Since you have to put up with them, you might as well have some fun with it.

For all the options, see the Your Mouth Is In Overdrive But Your Brain Is In Park page at The Confused Shop.

We've got a lot more stuff for you to enjoy, including stuff on Anarchy, December 21, 2012, breast cancer, patriotism, peace, cowboys, and a whole lot more crap. Really, crap. As in "You, My Friend, are Completely Full of Crap." You can get that on a shirt too.

So enjoy and visit The Confused Shop!