Fun and Funky Doormats

Love Our Vacuum Doormat

Door to Door

Nothing is more aggravating than getting up from a comfortable spot on the sofa to answer the doorbell, only to find a grinning salesman on your doorstep. But then maybe you want a purple flamingo for your front yard. Who could possibly pass up a deal like that?
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Doormat is 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with stitched edges and color fast ink.

Welcome…Don’t Expect Much Doormat

Pride

I'm proud of my abode, but some would think it's less than the best. I'm not really sure why. The stuffing's not coming out of the sofa and the bricks keep the coffee table level. The rug is a little bare but the beer is cold and the welcome genuine.
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Doormat is 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with stitched edges and color fast ink.

Nice Underwear

Careful!

Careful! You might get a flash of white cotton covering a two-hundred pound caboose rather than the silky reds you were hoping for...

Doormat is 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with stitched edges and color fast ink.

Cowboy Boots Doormat

Flip Flop Doormat

Ladybug Doormat

Funny Thing Doormat

Yum!

Of the two I think solicitors taste better than trespassers. But if you add a little catsup they both taste good. I try not to eat too many Cub Scouts selling popcorn. Popcorn is not as fattening as Girl Scout cookies but I had to draw the line somewhere.
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Doormat is 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with stitched edges and color fast ink.

No Trespassing Doormat

None of that wimpy "Have A Nice Day" stuff for your home! This mat lets visitors know not to mess around!
The doormat measures 27" by 17.25" and is made of machine washable neoprene.

The World has Gone to the Dogs!

I love my dog, but sometimes I wonder if he's smarter than I am. I know he's smarter than my husband, and the kids...well that's a no-brainer.
Doormat is 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with stitched edges and color fast ink.

Dog Definition Doormat

My husband thinks he's the King of the Castle, the dog acts like he is, but it's the cat that rules the roost. She gets the best treats, the most comfortable chair, and control of the remote.

Yum?

My cat has a generous soul. As I'm always dieting, she probably figures I'm not getting enough to eat. There's nothing quite like finding a mole on your front steps to start the day out right.
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Doormat is 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with stitched edges and color fast ink.

Uncontrollable Affection Doormat

Dignity

.Cats have dignity. They may even a little snooty at times. It's nothing personal. They just know they're better than any other four-legged beast around. For that matter, they're better than most two-legged ones as well. If you don't believe me, just ask my cat.
Doormat is 18" x 27" and made from 100% Olefin indoor/outdoor carpet with stitched edges and color fast ink.

Cats rule the world. If you don't believe that then you've never owned a cat. Correction: A cat has never claimed you. The definition of ownership is up for grabs. The human is in charge of procuring the cat treats. Beyond that...

Sue Hall Designer Doormat; Permanently dyed; Fade resistant; Non skid rubber backing; Measures 18 inches by 27 inches; Hand wash(hose off and air dry).

Kitty Cats