Funniest Quotes of the Year

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right."
- George W. Bush (Former U.S. President) [2]

"A proof is a proof. What kind of proof? It's a proof. Proof is proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven."
- Jean Chretien (Former Prime Minister Of Canada) [3]

"A true economist will tell you forecasting the currency is a random walk, which means you can't forecast it."
- Paul Bloxham (HSBC Chief Economist) [4]

"Continuing to own a currency that's going to be printed into oblivion - that's the official policy - is crazy."
- Robin Griffith (London Economic Strategist, on the US dollar) [5]

"In the end, we'll just ask the same questions. Where's the economy going, and what do various inflation indicator look like? We'll ask those questions."
- Ben Bernanke (Federal Reserve Chairman, on possibility of more economic recovery) [6]

"The Fed, like every other central bank, is powerless to prevent fluctuations in the cost of living and increases of individual prices. We do not produce oil. Nor do we grow food or provide health care."
- Dennis Lockhart (President of the Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta) [7]

"There is scope for reducing the unemployment through sensible monetary policy but that will leave probably a higher level of 'natural' unemployment than maybe we enjoyed before the recession."
- Dennis Lockhart (President of Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank) [8]

"It's gotta be weird stuffing money into a stripper's bikini when every bill has a photo of your grandmother on it."
- Jimmy Fallon (Comedian, on Prince William's bucks party) [9]

"When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME."
- Ashton Kutcher (Actor, on cheating behind Demi Moore's back) [10]

'I once married 10 women in one year."
- Ziona Chana (a 66-year-old man in India that currently has 39 wives) [11]

"I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I carry them so I can give them to other people who might want or need them, or who might want to have a conversation."
- Sharon Stone (Actress) [12]

"Our children have been manipulated by al Qaeda."
- Muammar Gaddafi (Former President of Libya) [15]

"We will fight until the last man, until the last woman, until the last bullet."
- Saif Al-Islam Gaddafi (Son of debunked Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi) [16]

"I am fed up. After 62 years in public service, I have had enough. I want to go."
- Hosni Mubarak (Debunked President of Egypt, after he has been forced to step down) [17]

"Get on, imbecile. All my life I've had to put up with your screw-ups."
- Leila Trabelsi (wife of deposed Tunisian president Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali, said to her husband as he hesitated to board the plane that would take them into exile) [18]

"I'm so smart now. Everyone is like "Take your top off." Sorry, No! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."
- Paris Hilton [21]

"Opening the Tax Act is like opening the door to a parallel universe."
- Patrick Keane (Chief Justice of the Federal Court of Australia) [22]

"The world would end on 21 May 2011, if not, then on 21 October 2011."
- Harold Camping (Preacher) [23]

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those files and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey (Singer) [25]