Funniest Facebook Status Messages

Funniest Facebook Status Messages

Funniest status ideas for your Facebook wall

• 1Mark is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper.
• 2Jane is riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters.
• 3Grant is writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others "status" is.
• 4Kim has been modified from her original version. She has been formatted to fit your Screen.
• 5Blake is wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about.
• 6Ashley is not doing what Simon says!
• 7Ron is throwing peanuts at old ladies.
• 8Melissa is eating mushrooms and chasing white rabbits.
• 9John is childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is.
• 10Kristen is clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.
• 11Nick almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left him before they met.
• 12Heather is just not that into you.
• 13Josh is eating the pages inside his books hoping that it will go straight to his brain.
• 14Savannah is the kid next door's, imaginary friend.
• 15Danny is here..now what are your other two wishes????
• 16Carla is just not the same since that house fell on my sister.
• 17Eric is making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose.
• 18Fiona is living on the magic island of awesome.
• 19Lance says very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes !!!
• 20Crystal is bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time.