Funniest Ambiguous Headlines

Police Alert on Stolen Drugs

- Newcastle Chronicle 22 September 20063 points

Lord to Decide Future Next Month

- Calgary Sun 19 November 20063 points

Rare Flower Found On Site A Plant, Says Developer

- Guardian 10 July 20063 points

Lloyds Sell Goldfish to Morgan Stanley For £1bn

- Independent 21 December 20053 points

Report Shows Need For Paper Cuts

North Wales Weekly News 30 December 053 points

Girl Hit By Car In Hospital

- Edinburgh Evening News 21 March 20062 points

Green Light Given to Nuke Waste Dump

- N.W. Evening Mail 3 June 20062 points

French Youths Speaking Their Own Language

USA Today 5 January 20062 points

MP's To Take A Close Look At Pornography

- Edinburgh Evening News 6 Feb 20071 point

Glass Centre Visitors Go Through The Roof

- Sunderland Echo 28 August 20061 point

Man in Court Over St. Pauls Death

- Independent 24 June 20061 point

Police Grill Murder Suspect

- Queensland Times 26 April 20061 point

Bride To Be Killed By Boy Racers

- Southampton Daily Echo, 31 May 2071 point

Robber Jailed for Shooting Dead Witness

Daily Telegraph, 9 November 20071 point

Men Planned to Sell Skunk at World Cup

- Accrington Observer 30 March 20070 points

Strikes to Paralyse Travellers

- Daily Mirror 17 August 20060 points

Teenager Held Over Shredder

- Edinburgh Evening News 13 December 20060 points

Footballer on the Mend After Fatal Car Crash

- Hendon and Finchley Times 26 October 20060 points

Crash Test Dummy Arm Sold For £50 Million

- Guardian 30 March 20060 points

RSPCA Hit By Guinea Pig Explosion

- Bucks Examiner 30 March 20060 points

KGB Grills Bishop in Belarus

- Church Times 31 March 20060 points

Mayor Attacks Police Watchdog

- Edinburgh Evening News 14 June 20060 points

Council Finds Bin Laden

Not strictly speaking a headline, and not unintent more...0 points

Not strictly speaking a headline, and not unintentional, but I had to add this because it really made me laugh. This was the runner at the bottom of the screen on a Channel 4 (UK) new item about a local council who had given someone a fine for overfilling their rubbish bin (that's what we call a trash can, by the way) on 22 April 20080 points

Ugley

You have to feel sorry for the Ugley Women's Insti more...2 points

You have to feel sorry for the Ugley Women's Institute who recently voted to change their name after a few too many people suggested that it might be accurate. The village itself, in Essex, is actually quite picturesque.2 points

Pratts Bottom

A valley village in Kent2 points

Twatt

On the island of Orkney1 point

Penistone

Ouch that sounds painful, but its actually a place more...1 point

Ouch that sounds painful, but its actually a place in South Yorkshire1 point

Slutshole Lane

A surprisingly popular street name - there is one more...1 point

A surprisingly popular street name - there is one in Birmingham and another in Norfolk, and maybe more that don't know about.1 point

Shitterton

A village in Dorset, I guess the people that live more...0 points

A village in Dorset, I guess the people that live there must be called shitters!0 points

Cockington

A villge in Torbay0 points

Nob End

This one is near Bolton in Lancashire0 points

Wetwang

This village in the Yorkshire wolds just sounds ru more...0 points

This village in the Yorkshire wolds just sounds rude, though don't really know why.0 points

Balls Green

In surrey, I think they should see a doctor about more...0 points

In surrey, I think they should see a doctor about that0 points

Bitchfield

In Lincolnshire, this is where I keep my ex-girlfr more...0 points

In Lincolnshire, this is where I keep my ex-girlfriends.0 points

Prick Willow

Cambridgshire0 points

Crapstone

Well shit a brick, a comedy village in Devon.0 points

Bell End

This would have to be one o the best on it's own, more...0 points

This would have to be one o the best on it's own, but if I tell you it's just 5 miles from Lickey End Near Birmingham it may sound even more fun.0 points

Cockermouth

Probably named after the regional dialect of Cumbr more...0 points

Probably named after the regional dialect of Cumbria0 points

Spital in the Street

I though tobacco chewing was an American thing, bu more...0 points

I though tobacco chewing was an American thing, but apparently it's been adopted by the people of the Lincolnshire village0 points

Titlington

I like the sound of this place, I'm off to Northum more...0 points

I like the sound of this place, I'm off to Northumberland0 points

Muff

I had to add this even though its actually in Irel more...0 points

I had to add this even though its actually in Ireland rather than the UK. Ever heard the expression 'muff diver' to describe a lesbian? Well scuba diving is a popular hobby, and yes, there is actually an official Muff Diving Club.0 points

Fanny Hands Lane

Funny enough in US English, but remember that in E more...0 points

Funny enough in US English, but remember that in English English a fanny is a ladies front bottom, or snugglebum as I like to call it.0 points

Butthole Road

A prime example of how changing language creates c more...0 points

A prime example of how changing language creates comedy. This name orignally wasn't rude at all, as a butt was a water container, and the butthole in question was a large borehole.0 points

A New Kind of Crazy

I once worked going door to door for a charity. On more...0 points

I once worked going door to door for a charity. Once a week we would meet and talk about what had happened that week. One time a new guy told us about a house he had gone to and rung the doorbell, and then he had seen a sign by the door saying that the man who lived there was "some kind of certified madman" and becuase of this he had run away before anyone answered. We all thought this sounded a bit strange and asked him what the sign had said, and he told us: 'Mr R Jones: Registered Homeopath'0 points

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