Funny One Liners 13 - Funniest One Liners

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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?

By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.

The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.

Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!

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