Funniest Secret Santa Gifts under 20 Dollars

18" Squawkin Rubber Chicken Novelty GAG Joke Toy

Amazon Price: $7.95 (as of 05/31/2012)

Squawkin Chicken! EAAKKK! Give the 18 inch chicken a little squeeze and he'll shriek with surprise! The squawkin Chicken comes with a comical look on its face ready to make some noise!

Charming Large Earl Rooster

Amazon Price: $9.29 (as of 06/01/2012)

Earl%uFFFD was conceived in the back of an old pickup truck in Memphis. A legend in his own mind, he overcame his humble beginnings to bask in the glory of his alter ego "Earlvis". Now semi-retired from his nightclub gigs, he runs a small honky-tonk joint in Florida where "Earlvis" sightings are occasionally reported.

Slingshot Superfly Monkey

Amazon Price: $1.84 (as of 05/31/2012)

This years hottest toy. Superfly Monkey launches into the air with flexible elastic arms. It makes fun monkey sounds and no batteries are needed. Come in assorted colored capes.

Accoutrements Inflatable Turkey

Amazon Price: $6.98 (as of 06/01/2012)

This Inflatable Turkey looks so delicious you can almost smell the stuffing. But keep the carving knives away, because this bird is strictly for show!

Control Your Man Remote Controller

Amazon Price: $5.25 (as of 05/31/2012)

The Control Your Man Remote Controller allows you to silently get your own back on your partner...
Simply point your remote control at the subject, push any button and hope for the best!

Nose Gel Dispenser

Amazon Price: $11.75 (as of 06/01/2012)

The nose . . . blows! Just squeeze or press it and green shower gel oozes out of the right nostril. Gross and funny at the same time! Rubber nose attaches to flat surface with suction cups. Easy to fill; includes 5.3 oz. green shower gel and instructions. 9" high

Hamburger Cheeseburger Burger Phone Telephone IN JUNO(Telephone)

Amazon Price: $4.86 (as of 05/31/2012)

Technically, this is a cheeseburger phone, not a hamburger phone. But you'll just call it your new best friend. The burger phone has the following functions:
Redial a call function
Tone/Pulse Switchable
Molded plastic: bun, cheese, ground chuck patty
LED In-use indicator

Hog Wild Robo Vacuum

Amazon Price: $10.94 (as of 06/01/2012)

The desk top robot that never gets tired of cleaning up your messes. Simply push the top button to activate surprisingly powerful suction and slide over dry crumbs, pencil shavings and other debris. Kids will want to clean up after homework with this bad boy. Powered by two AA batteries (not included).

Polly The Insulting Parrot (Not for Children)

Amazon Price: $6.86 (as of 05/31/2012)

Good Mooning to You Digital Farting Alarm Clock

Amazon Price: $22.98 (as of 05/31/2012)

Nyokki-Chick

Amazon Price: $19.95 (as of 05/31/2012)

Nyokki means "grow, grow, and grow" and that's what a Nyokki does. An adorable cast of original characters, Nyokkis are hand-made in Japan from glazed ceramic, shaped like an egg with little fabric legs. Nyokki are all filled with a growing media and rye grass seed. Nyokki are easy to grow - seeds germinate and grass grows to full height in less than three weeks. Style Nyokki's "hair" or cut it and watch it grow again! Each Nyokki is nicely packaged in a clear tube...

Backward Clock 10

Amazon Price: $8.99 (as of 06/01/2012)

This Backwards Clock puzzles people as it runs backwards! Watch everyone do a double take when they look at this clock to check the time. Everything is backwards on this Backwards Clock. The hour, minute, and second hands move counter clockwise.

Billy Bob Teethe Thumb Sucker Pacifier

Amazon Price: $1.56 (as of 05/31/2012)

Thumb Sucker Teeth Pacifier From the maker of the Billy-Bob teeth, comes a pacifier with a new twist. You are sure to get a few double takes whenever this fun little piece is in use...

Money Toilet Paper $100 Bill Toilet Paper

Amazon Price: $3.45 (as of 05/31/2012)

The question is: is he going to use it??? Lol

Desktop Ping Pong

Amazon Price: $6.99 (as of 06/01/2012)

Desktop Ping Pong comes complete with two wood rubber-sided paddles, a regulation Ping Pong ball and a cloth net with wood posts and suction cups so you can set up to play in the dining room, at the office, or just about anywhere.

Mini Desktop Darts

Amazon Price: $3.00 (as of 05/31/2012)

Darts you can play darts anywhere!

BANDAGE - PICKLE

Amazon Price: $0.01 (as of 06/01/2012)

Voodoo Doll (pen not included) Party Accessory (1 count) (1/Pkg)

Amazon Price: $7.59 (as of 05/31/2012)

Whenever you feel your ex-husband needs to be punished, use one of the pins to get your way....

Giant Womens Panties

Amazon Price: $16.95 (as of 05/31/2012)

This one is pretty self-explanatory......

Accoutrements World's Largest Underpants

Amazon Price: $16.85 (as of 05/31/2012)

Humungous size 100 undershorts are an ideal gag gift for prospective bridegroom, dad-to-be, or retiring co-worker. Made from soft, comfy 100% cotton just like the ones you're probably wearing right this minute.

Big Mouth Toys The Toilet Monster - Green

Amazon Price: $10.42 (as of 06/01/2012)

Scare the crap out of your family and friends with the Toilet Monster! Halloween isn't the only time for scary fun! Painted, rubberized Toilet Monster easily attaches or detaches to your toilet seat in seconds with 8 built-in suction cups. It's nearly impossible to tell it's there under the lid, waiting to shock your unsuspecting victim! 13 x 15 and washes clean with mild detergent. You'll scream with laughter as the Toilet Monster scares the crap out of one person after another. Order yours today!

No Flush Toilet Mug

Amazon Price: $6.50 (as of 05/31/2012)

Why should dogs be the only ones who get ot drink out of the toilet?

Fanny Bank Funny Farting Coin Drop Bank

Amazon Price: $6.00 (as of 05/31/2012)

Just drop a coin through the strategically located slot and listen as the bank lets out a big, juicy one.

MagNif Money maze Puzzle

Amazon Price: $2.99 (as of 06/01/2012)

The Money Maze bank is a great combination of a challenging puzzle and an intriguing bank. It's easy to make a deposit ... but try to make a withdrawal! Drop coins or bills through the slot. In order to access your cash, you must SOLVE THE PUZZLE!

Hellraiser Mystery Box

Amazon Price: (as of 06/01/2012)

You'll never forget the terrifying consequences of playing with this puzzle....

Forum Novelties 61225 Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game

Amazon Price: $19.35 (as of 05/31/2012)

Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while going to the bathroom!

Laughing Mirror

Amazon Price: $4.25 (as of 06/01/2012)

The Laughing Mirror gives those ego-maniacs an attack of laughter when they see their own reflection. Imagine their reaction when the mirror laughs hysterically the minute they pick it up.

Beer Belly Buddy Adult Costume

Amazon Price: $31.49 (as of 05/31/2012)

You can be a pregnant woman!

Money to Burn Candle

Amazon Price: $4.75 (as of 06/01/2012)

(Works best if you use 100 dollar bills!)

Fridge Patrol

Amazon Price: $15.95 (as of 06/01/2012)

Will keep you away from the fridge!!

Mad Movie Fake Foam Rock

Amazon Price: $0.01 (as of 06/01/2012)

Why give someone a real rock if you can give them a fake rock?

Accoutrements Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

by: Accou 11377

Amazon Price: $3.95 (as of 05/31/2012)

Racing Grandads

Amazon Price: $14.50 (as of 05/31/2012)

Funny racing granddads prank gift idea for grandfathers!

Voodoo Lou's Office Voodoo Kit: Take Charge Voodoo Doll And Executive Spellbook!

by: Lou Harry

Amazon Price: $12.87 (as of 05/31/2012)

Office politics got you down? Don't get mad; get even!