Funny calendars 2012, humor desk and fun wall calendars

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Welcome to my Cartoon Calendars Holiday Gift Guide!

Nothing like a funny calendar to brighten up your day- day after day, week after week, month after month. I've found you day-to-day desk calendars as well as monthly wall calendars.

Pictured here is the funny man himself, Dilbert, along with his work pals, in the Dilbert: 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar

WTF? 2012 Desk Calendar

WTF? 2012 Desk CalendarWTF? 2012 Desk Calendar

You overdraft your bank account by 25 cents and get charged $25... You realize you're out of condoms right before you're about to do it... And all you can think is, WTF? Luckily for you, this calendar fills in the blanks and gives you humorous ideas for what to do when life makes you say...what the f*#!??

All year long, this calendar takes you through inventively therapeutic, sometimes illegal, always hilarious solutions to life's many problematic situations. Whether it happens at the office or at home, out on the town or in the bedroom, life's most f*#!?ed up situations are covered in this entertaining calendar.

Daily Bitch 2012 Desk Calendar

Daily Bitch 2012 Desk CalendarDaily Bitch 2012 Desk Calendar

Packed with attitude, The Daily Bitch Calendar contains a smart remark on every page. Savor alone, or pass along to share-all in good fun, of course! No cute and perky aphorisms here. Even the crabbiest curmudgeon will enjoy these sassy declarations and witty sayings.



        

Funny Nurses Desk Calendar 2012

Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes: 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar

Nurses: Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes: 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar

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The day-to-day chaos that these medical professionals face and tame is highlighted in the Nurses: Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar, which features true nursing tales, profiles on famous nurses, funny jokes, and much more. At the end of a long shift, nurses know that laughter is still the best medicine.

A Laugh a Minute With Maxine Calendars

Maxine 2012 Wall Calendar

Maxine 2012 Wall Calendar

Maxine 2012 Wall CalendarMaxine 2012 Wall Calendar
Maxine is the lean, mean griping machine who says all those things that we wish we could! With her canine sidekick, Floyd, she takes a stab at most everything, pausing only long enough to straighten her blue hair! This calendar collection will keep you snickering through the year.

Maxine 2012 Pocket PlannerMaxine 2012 Pocket Planner
Maxine's 2-year pocket-sized planners make light work of scheduling. No more and no less than exactly what you need to plan your life wherever you need. You will be drawn into this step toward simplicity.

Maxine 2012 Desk CalendarMaxine 2012 Desk Calendar
Maxine never gives up, does she? Her isms will have you laughing out loud at each turn of the page!

Dilbert: 2012 Desk Calendar

Office humor that never looses it's edge. The realism of it is sad, but then - the best humor shows us the absurdities of life as it is.

Dilbert: 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar

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Signspotting 2012 Desk Calendar

Signspotting 2012 Desk CalendarSignspotting 2012 Desk Calendar

The ultimate collection of accidentally entertaining signs spotted around the world, including the Pennsylvania sign that warns: CAUTION PULLING ACTIVATES DOOR to the Chinese sign that helpfully notes: STEP TO THE MOON. BE CAREFUL!. Each day of Signspotting presents a color photograph of an ironic, suggestive, bizarre, mislabeled, misspelled, or otherwise amusing sign.

As US Today says, "Danger: These signs may cause excessive laughter."

Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If 2012 Desk Calendar

Jeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If 2012 Desk CalendarJeff Foxworthy You Might Be a Redneck If 2012 Desk Calendar

They have grease under their toenails and bumper stickers on their coffee tables. They use ranch dressing more than three times a day, and their belt buckles are bigger than their heads. And the funny thing? They're probably a neighbor, a relative, a coworker, or even a close buddy.

The daily You Might Be a Redneck If Calendar...filled with Jeff Foxworthy's best redneck jokes will make spotting those around you who think that a lavatory is a breed of dog or that a perfect day involves NASCAR, nachos, and napping a no-brainer even if the only book in your house is a matchbook.

Basic Instructions 2012 Desk Calendar

Basic Instructions 2012 Desk CalendarBasic Instructions 2012 Desk Calendar

This calendar spoofs and satirizes the absurdities of life by providing hilarious, easy-to-follow steps on how to navigate the rapids in the river of life, be they at the office, among your friends and enemies, or in your significant relationships. Surgeon General's Warning: Contains edgy, occasionally politically-incorrect, PG-13-type humor. May cause riotous laughter.


    

Argyle Sweater 2012 Desk Calendar

Argyle Sweater 2012 Desk CalendarArgyle Sweater 2012 Desk Calendar

This daily calendar gives readers The Argyle Sweater in all its strange, hilarious glory. Unholy mackerel, the Bluetooth fairy (though, trust us, you don't want a visit from her), elephant Smurf, really evil pigeons, and many other odd inhabitants are all stuffed inside. A chicken séance, a gastropod wedding shower, and many other unusual but funny happenings also abound as readers roll on the floor laughing through the year.

Duh! The Dumbest Things Ever Said or Done: 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar

Duh! The Dumbest Things Ever Said or Done: 2012 Day-to-Day Calendar

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Stupidity seems to be everywhere--government, prisons, schools, Hollywood, business--and, truth be told, most of us even have a questionable neighbor or two. Presenting a daily example of the dumbest things ever said or done.

Outrageously Funny 2012 Wall Calendars!

  • Hungover Owls 2012 Wall CalendarHungover Owls 2012 Wall Calendar
    What do you get when you mix an owl and a bucket of sunshine? A whole lot of hilariousness, that's what.

  • Office Antics 2012 Wall CalendarOffice Antics 2012 Wall Calendar
    In the latest Gary Patterson calendar all the challenges and frustrations of working 9 to 5 are delightfully brought to life.

  • Who Farted? 2012 Wall CalendarWho Farted? 2012 Wall Calendar
    Press the button at the bottom of the page, and one of fifteen different fart noises adds a whole new dimension to the seemingly innocent image.

  • Kid Quotes 2012 Wall CalendarKid Quotes 2012 Wall Calendar
    Kids say the most amazing things: honest, amusing and altogether entertaining.

  • Crap at My Parents' House 2012 Wall CalendarCrap at My Parents' House 2012 Wall Calendar
    Laugh, cry, tear your hair out-we've all had that moment when confronted with the crap stored at our parents' houses: tacky tchotkes and bizarre pieces of furniture hoarded for decades.

  • Give Up Weekly 2012 Wall CalendarGive Up Weekly 2012 Wall Calendar
    Do sugar-coated lies and cliché photos actually motivate you to do better? Of course not! If you want to get ahead in life, you need to know how things really work.

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