Unique, Funny Christmas Greeting Cards - Find Something Hilarious to Express Yourself this Holiday Season!
Greeting card stores have all the same old junk. Luckily, you can find some of the most unique funny Christmas cards on the web on this page! Whether you're looking for a funny reindeer card, an XMAS recession card, or something to give that bah hambug Christmas hater, you can find a great selection of funny Christmas greeting cards here. Scroll on down to view the cards, and click through any card to view more and start your own search!
Santa Makes Some Cutbacks...
A funny Christmas card poking a little fun at the recession (and tough times!)
Funny Christmas Recession CardYes, even Santa has had to make some big layoffs this year. Dancer, Prancer, Donner, they all had to be let go without severance pay. After all of those hard years of work! At least Santa doesn't have to lug around as much this year, so one reindeer just might cut it.
Funny Snowman Greeting Card
Stick 'em up! Funny Christmas greeting card - snowman style!
Funny Snowman Greeting CardStick 'em up! Apparently it's pretty easy to rob a snowman. Any hair dryer will do... as long as its battery powered (or you have an infinite extension cord). Get this unique funny card as a festive replacement for the ordinary blah Christmas cards this year!
Energy Efficient Reindeer Greeting Card
Reindeer gone green funny greeting card
Funny Rudolph Greeting Card
We all need to think about the environment more. Even reindeer. That's why Rudolph has kindly switched over to an energy efficient curly light bulb to help save the planet (though the other reindeer can't stop gawking).
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Griswold Family Christmas Card
America's favorite disfunctional family on this funny Christmas card
Griswold Family Christmas Card
Pay homage to everyone's favorite 80's disfunctional family with this funny Griswold Family Christmas card! Imagine the glee of your recipient opening this funny old school card.
Santa is my Homeboy Greeting Card
Give something original for Christmas this year!
Santa is my Homeboy Card
Presents, milk, cookies, flying reindeer, sleighs, Santa is my homeboy! Give props to your homeboy S. Claus with this funny greeting card, available in sets to give to your whole list of friends and family!
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Bottoms Up Santa Moon Greeting Card
Give people a laugh this Christmas with this raunchy Christmas card!
Bottoms Up Santa Card
Bottoms Up! This funny Christmas card features Santa dropping trow to give a special festive message for the holiday season. Again, imagine the glee when your friends and family open this slightly raunchy Christmas card!
Bah Humbug Christmas Lights Greeting Card
For those of you not so into the Christmas spirit, you can still make it funny with this card!
Bah! Humbug! Christmas Lights Card
Bah Humbug. Feel like that little gray Christmas bulb around the holiday season? This funny card is a great way to poke fun at your own lack of Christmas spirit, or give it to that grumpy couple to cheer them up!
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Funny Santa Greeting Card
Santa Outsources Elf Work overaseas - some necessary cutbacks!
Funny Christmas Outsourcing Card
Another funny card for the recession and tough times we're facing, this card reads: "Don't look at me like that. You knew the elf labor was cutting into our profit margin... moving overseas was just a matter of time."
Five Funny Things You Can Do This Christmas
Liven up Christmas with some funny gags, jokes, and ideas!
Christmas doesn't have to be all heartwarming family time by the fireplace, wine sipping, baking, and gift giving. This can be your time to shine - try out any of these funny XMAS pranks and ideas to change it up!
1. Have kids? Giving them coal is a must. Yes, they will be disappointed, but it makes for a lifelong tale... and besides, they get enough presents under the tree anyway. Or, you can hide their real stocking somewhere else if they might not take it well.
2. Put a tiny box inside of a gigantic box, and wrap that. Give it to the recipient, and watch them dig around for their flat panel TV screen... while the real treasure lies at the bottom... brand new underwear, yay!
3. Make Santa's visit incredibly convincing. Nibble the cookies, leave reindeer prints in the snow, have Santa "forget" his hat, make the chimney messy... kids will love it.
4. Before you put those Halloween decorations away, keep that realistic looking fake spider and put it on the Christmas tree. Watch everyone jump a mile!
5. If you give money as a gift in one of those moneyholders, cut the edge of a dollar bill off (don't cut the serial numbers, or the bill is officially useless!). Tape the corner into the card, so it sticks out, so it's visible when closed. Then, when they open it.... haha! No cash for you!
Funny Nutcracker XMAS Greeting Card
Hysterical Christmas greeting card - the Nutcracker
Funny Nutcracker Greeting Card
Soon to be the most famous holiday nutcracker is this hysterical XMAS card. Kids have to learn at some point, and the nutcracker will certainly teach them that the banister is no toy.
Funny Santa Robbery Greeting Card
Santa comes face to face with a chimney burglar on this funny Christmas card!
Christmas Robber Funny Card
This robber might have picked the wrong day to climb down the chimney. What was he thinking? It's Christmas Eve, the worst day of the year to be a chimney robber. Take the day off next year, buddy.
Funny Jesus Birthday Christmas Greeting Card
A funny card pointing out how much Christmas has changed over the years!
Jesus Birthday Christmas Card
If Jesus were here today... would he feel ripped off that everyone was giving presents to each other instead of to him? Get this funny Christmas card for something new and different this year!
Funny Christmas T-Shirts
Funny XMAS tees and gifts for kids, babies, and adults!
Here are some funny and classic holiday tees for people of all ages. Wear it to the next holiday party, or give it as a festive gift for kids!
Creepy Santa Claus Greeting Card
Santa makes some provocative statements on the interior of this creepy (yet funny) Christmas card!
Creepy Santa Claus Christmas Card
Suitable for your wife, girlfriend, or mistress, this funny Christmas card has to be read to be believed.
Funny Santa Christmas Greeting Card
Rock out with Your Sock Out!
Rock Out WIth Your Sock Out!
Don't forget to rock out with your sock out this holiday season so Santa will fill it up! Guaranteed to get some belly laughs from anyone who is lucky enough to get this card.
Christmas in Summer Funny Greeting Card
Why Santa doesn't drop his gifts off in July...
Christmas in Summer Greeting Card
When the warm weather rolls around, some of those jolly old rolls are covered up by baggy sweatshirts and fur lined pants. Santa as we know it would have a much different image if he stopped by with this gifts in July, so be glad!
Funny Cat Owner Christmas Greeting Card
A funny card cat owners can sympathize with....
Merry Christmas Funny Cat Greeting Card
To non-cat owners, this card might not appear all that funny.... but to anyone that has a cat, you know where that bulb is going to wind up that he/she is swatting at. Get out the dustpan and broom, and maybe the vacuum, because that Christmas tree bulb ornament is toast. It's their world, you're just the people that wait on them... now hurry up and replace that bulb with another one so they can smash it again.
Funny Reindeer Joke Greeting Card
Prancer keeps kids from being too nosy on this funny card
Funny Reindeer Card
Ever wonder how kids don't find out about Santa, even the nosiest ones that stay up all night trying to find out? Well, this card explains all that.
Funny Christmas Blogs
Updated every 30 minutes with new funny stuff for XMAS!
- When Lakers have fun, it shows
- It was early December and the Lakers had an upcoming rematch with the Celtics on Christmas Day to try to exact some revenge for the 39-point drubbing they received in Game 6 of the 2008 Finals. The Celtics pulled the game out to defeat the Pacers, ...
- Blu-Ray Review: A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas
- And on the whole, it's a very funny flick, but as with any movie in this freewheeling genre it has hits and misses. A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas is at its best when it goes completely nuts, with lesbian nun shower scenes, ultraviolent Claymation ...
- China and New Jersey: Perfect together
- With the most malls per square mile out of all 50 states, that's a lotta clothing, toys, refrigerators, luggage, Christmas decorations, dog food, and laptops. Like we're hungry for Chinese food, we crave for more stuff. Funny thing though, for a ...
- The insider's guide to 'Simpsons' favorite episodes
- The Simpson kids, all grown up at a future Christmas. "We thought maybe if we were going to call it a day, that might have been the last episode." - At Long Last Leave, Feb. 19, 2012 (Season 23, 500th episode). This Sunday's episode, in which the ...
Funny Reindeer Christmas Card
We're all a little like reindeer, don't you think??
Even Reindeer Poop Funny Christmas Greeting Card
Yes my friend, even reindeer do make doodie. Sure Santa's reindeer can fly, but they're just like any other reindeer. So, if you know someone that's having a crumby holiday season, cheer them up and remind them to not take life so seriously...because even reindeer having to poop.
Funny Atheist Snowman Christmas Card
A snowman becomes enlightened on this hilarious XMAS greeting card!
Funny Atheist Snowman Christmas Card
This funny holiday card is a great way to poke fun at religion and atheism at the same time. A skeptical snowman meets his creator and suddenly has a change of thought!
More Christmas Gift Ideas, Recipes and Information for the Holiday Season
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eliz1
Dec 30, 2010 @ 7:22 pm | delete
- So funny and loved your lens. elizabeth
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Big_Joe
Dec 25, 2010 @ 1:37 pm | delete
- Great lens and cool cards... Merry Christmas To All And To All A good Night.
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budwalker
Dec 17, 2010 @ 9:38 am | delete
- LOL these cards really are funny :D
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NaturalMindset
Dec 11, 2010 @ 6:42 pm | delete
- Love it ,Lensrolled to Funny Birthday Quotes.
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gravityx9
Nov 22, 2010 @ 8:45 pm | delete
- I love funny Christmas cards! Fun lens you have here, I have featured it on my Christmas Card lens.......thumbs up and thx for the ' angle blessings'! :D
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seashell2
Jan 9, 2010 @ 7:42 pm | delete
- Some great funny artwork, fun lens! :-)
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allthatiscute
Dec 30, 2009 @ 4:00 pm | delete
- Good idea, wish I had thought of it first! ;)
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KimGiancaterino Dec 23, 2009 @ 5:54 pm | delete
- Great laughs! You know, I think we only got one funny Christmas card this year. A reflection of the times, I suppose. Merry Christmas Squid Angel Blessings to you.
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Dec 2, 2009 @ 3:21 am | delete
- Great lens! 5*****
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KM9999999
Nov 15, 2009 @ 11:31 pm | delete
- The funny cards are always the best.
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stargazer00
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- Thanks for the laughs. I like the Stick 'Em Up snowman card. Funny! (the security word is humorous-how did they know??)
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