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The Most Funny And Outrageous Christmas Shirts

Christmas is a great holiday to spend with family, at the mall, not thinking about paying credit card bills and wearing ugly sweaters. What better way to celebrate then to sit back, get drunk and open presents you don't want. Like the gifts from your Grandpa that he bought at CVS on the way to party, wrapped in bags.

We went around and found the funniest Christmas shirts in lots of different categories, like food, policitcal commentary and ugly. Enjoy!

Funniest Food Based Chirstmas Shirt

This Shirt Is Great, Painful and Funny

Oh, Snap Gingerbread Man CookieA classic twist on "Oh, snap" and cute little ginger bread cookies. A Kristmas Klassic.

Those gingerbread cookies were always too friendly, too happy and too frosty to live knowing they existing to be eaten by mankind. I mean, not that gingerbread cookies actually taste good, but people make them, and frost them, and give them as gifts to people who think "That was nice but who the hell eats these things anyway?"

Then they get into the trash and that is that.

Best Policial Commentary Christmas Tee

This shirt is great at pointing out the problems with crazy religious people

Merry ChriFSMasSorry, but Christmas is a secular holiday about food, snow, time off and spending time with your crazy family. They don't call it forced family fun for nothing.

Christmas is also the time for many realizations:
*In your 20s, realizing your uncle is actually an alcoholic and it's really sad.
* In your 30s, realizing you aren't getting any good gifts for the rest of your life cause you don't really have any hobbies any more.
* In your 40s, realizing all you want for Christmas is an hour with a young Mrs Claus.
* In your 50s, realizing your gift giving skills are deteriorating.

Merry Christmas!

Funniest Christmas Video Game Inspired Shirts

When Santa plays video games, this shirt was born

The Video Game Christmas ShirtTake my two favorite things: gifts and video games, and you get this shirt. Well, actually, you get an entire Saturday playing video games indoors on a beautiful day, but you know what I mean.

Funny Christmas shirts are great things to wear our or around the house. I mean, show the cheer all year with beer while hunting deer.

Hilarious Christmas Quote From The Expert

"Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
Phyllis Diller

Hilarious Angry Parents At Christmas Video

The acting isn't so hot, but the writing is funny

So what if acting is kinda bad, the writing is really funny. This is one for all the Dads who didn't get big screen TVs last year.


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The Funniest Christmas Shirts Being Blogged About Right Now

All over the intertubes we've got funny Christmas shirts being talked about.

King of pain
It's about a killer in a Santa suit terrorizing a small Wisconsin town on Christmas Eve. On the phone from Los Angeles, he says that in some respects, the budget doesn't make all that much difference. "It's funny, because whether you make a movie for ...
Kill the Engine - Anarchy and Jesus Fish?
Anytime I hear old dudes at the skatepark making fun of young kids with their skin tight jeans and turquoise sneakers, my brain immediately conjures up an image of this t-shirt along with the bright orange XXL Fuct pants that accompanied the outfit.
Miami Heat too good for Boston Celtics, as San Antonio Spurs streak to 19 wins
The funny thing about this game was the Celtics were making their run at the exactly moment when officials were making iffy calls against them, a fact that hopefully should remind the legions of would-be Tommy Heinsohns in Celtics-land that the ...
25 great things about Northampton Brewery
5) Except for Christmas and Thanksgiving, the place is always open. So what of there's a blizzard? Trudge on down for a Parking Ban Porter." 6) The lounge area: Cushy leather chairs for more intimate chats. 7) Great guest brews.
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Hilarious Christmas Quote From The Expert In Funny

"Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas."
John Cleese, Monty Python

The Most Funny Christmas Shirts On Amazon

Classic shirts on Amazon.com, the store that sells everything and the Kindle

You can find great Christmas shirts anywhere, even on this Seattle-based bastion of e-tailing.
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Who Invited Uncle Gary?

Remember Uncle Gary at Christmas time

Uncle GaryWe all have an Uncle Gary, too drunk to work or build a life. Uncle Gary was always a mess, and always will be. Christmas time is like Christmas time for a drunk, so many places to get drunk and say "It's the holidays!"

Another hilarious Christmas tee to remind everyone that the party just gets started on December one.

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Hilarious Christmas Quote From The Expert

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
Bernard Manning

Funniest Inappropriate Christmas Shirt

You can't wear this one to the office

Trashy but funnyYou just can't wear this one around, but safe in your drawer, or to certain parties this one would fly.

I never actually did a lot of groping during the Christmas holidays. I usually save my sexual harassment for Easter. But this year, wearing this shirt, I'll make an exception.

I've also found that donning the Santa outfit lets you get away with all kinds of stuff, from groping to hitting the nip in line at CVS. Try it, it's really fun.

Funniest Christmas Memory

Come one, share the embarrassing stuff

I know something really embarrassing happened to you or your family on Christmas. We know you want to share the story with the world. Let us know the worst thing that happened to you at the family holiday party or the office shindig.

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Epic Ugly Christmas Sweater Shirt

Sure to win best ugly sweater at your next party

Ugly Christmas Sweater ShirtMake grandpa proud, wear this shirt out. Show your pride, well ,really lack of respect. Seriously, what happens to you when you turn 60 that these gifts start to seem cool?

But ugly Christmas sweaters are something else. So epically bad, so painful, so much fun to wear. It's a great way to start a conversation:

"Dude, what the f*** are you wearing?"
"Dude, I know."

Going To An Ugly Christmas Party This Year?

Example of an Ugly Christmas Sweater

Are you going to an ugly Christmas party this year? Hope so, they are fun.

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Hilarious Christmas Quote From The Expert

"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark."
Dick Gregory

Funny Santa Lap Photos

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What Is your Favorite Christmas Shirt?

Out with it! We know you have an awesome funny tee. Share it!

Come on, tell us. You have a great Christmas t-shirt in your drawer eagerly waiting to be worn in the holiday season. What is it?

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