Funny College T-Shirts
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Get Everyone to Laugh with Funny T-Shirts for College Life
Let's face it, college can be rough. We need a laugh or two to distract us from all that school work and get back to the real focus: fun. These funny t-shirts might just be your ticket to being the popular kid, the funny drinking guy, or dare we say it -- getting laid. Display your love for beer, for stupid jokes, and for having a good time with these college humor tees, available in a number of styles and colors for just about every student. There's innuendo, keg stands, beer pong, caffeine, spring break humor, boobies, and hey, even your mom is here. For the cost of a single large one topping pizza, you too can be hysterically funny.
View the entire collection of awesome, funny college t-shirts here, or scroll down to view a best of compilation.
View the entire collection of awesome, funny college t-shirts here, or scroll down to view a best of compilation.
Funny Sexual Innuendo T-Shirt
Every consider a three way?
Funny Sexual Innuendo T-Shirt
Every consider a three way? A three way just might be the answer to all of your problems: plug it in and see what happens. No matter what, please remember to always use protection. Surge protectors are the perfect way to prevent deadly surges from ruining your electrical equipment. What did you think we were talking about? That's just filthy.
Your Mom T-Shirt
The best comeback of all time on a tee
Your Mom T-ShirtNothing stings quite as much as a good "your mom" joke. Use it as the rebuttal for any statement or accusation that you can't come up with a comeback to, or just proclaim your love for anyone else's mom. It's sure to draw some dirty looks and create some controversy!
College Boobies T-Shirt
Boobies make me smile (don't they make everyone?)
Boobies Make me Smile Funny Tee ShirtThere's only one thing that could put an end to centuries of war and conflict in the Middle East. There's only one thing that could put a stop to global warming. There's only one thing that could solve world hunger. There's only one thing that could bring the world together and make it a much happier, peaceful place to live. Boobies. They make everyone smile. I bet you're feeling better already just saying it out loud. Go ahead, no one's listening, say it! Boobies!
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Anti Drug Reference T-Shirt
Get high - on pottery!
Get High on Pottery T-ShirtIt's easy, mmkay? Those who are die-hard fans of South Park might recognize this joke from one of their movies. It's an anti drug poster that promotes getting high -- on pottery that is! Make mugs, not drugs.
Official Keg Stand Drinking T-Shirt
Vintage drinking shirt - great for college parties!
Official Keg Stand T-shirtDon't fall for those unofficial keg stand t-shirts out there, this one is the real deal. Get your drink on the most decadent, hedonistic way you know how with one, two, or three good keg stands. The result is rarely anything but outstanding.
Funny Beer T-Shirt
Beer me up!
Beer Me Up T-ShirtWhen the flying saucers come, I'll be ready to watch them beer up a nice frosty pint. Then again, if aliens were so sophisticated, couldn't they have their own state of the art mini brewery on board the craft? Eh, it's still a funny shirt and more importantly, shows your devotion to a great brew. Mmm. Beer.
Ready to Party T-Shirt
Two college essentials?
Ready to Party T-ShirtNow this is just wrong. I hope that coat hanger is to hang up this neatly pressed shirt, but I don't think so. The red cup, we all know what that's for.
Beer Pong King T-Shirt
Now here's a college sport to be proud of...
Beer Pong King ShirtSomeday, just like the finest starts of the MLB, NBA, and the NFL, women and men will flock to the greatest beer pong champions. Don't jump onto the bandwagon late, become a master, or if you already are one, be proud of it with this beer pong king t-shirt. Available in other styles, colors, and apparel.
Coffee Drinkers T-Shirt (for Addicts too)
Use it to binge study and recover from hangovers
Caffeine You can sleep When You're Dead T-ShirtThere are quite a few things that caffeine is useful for, but in college, it's good for staying up all night to study and recovering from a lethal hangover when you have to work/study/go to school the next day. Thank God for caffeine!
Funny Drunk T-Shirt
I don't get drunk, I get awesome!
I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome T-ShirtYou know that feeling you get when you're drunk and feel absolutely unstoppable? At that point, it's not even called getting drunk anymore, it's called getting awesome. For those that have an alter ego when they drink or just think their sh*t don't stink, this is the perfect tee for you.
Bro Code T-Shirt
Respect the bro code - help a brother out
Funny Bro Code T-ShirtDon't forget about the bro code. Haven't you ever heard of that saying bros before... how does it go? I can't remember. Anyway, the moral of the story is to put guys before women, and to not hook up with one of his ex-girlfriend's or sister. Sounds simple enough right? Then follow it, and you'll be just fine.
Bad Spellers Untie T-Shirt
A little gramaticul errors never hurt anywon
Bad Spellers Unite T-ShirtIs spelling really essential to making it in life? After all, that's what they invented the auto correct feature on text messaging. Are we raising a whole new generation of bad spellers? I certainly hope so, because that will make this shirt sell like hotcakes.
Orgasm Donor T-Shirt
Look at you -- making charitable donations to people in need, what a guy!
Orgasm Donor T-ShirtOnly really swell people are charitable enough and selfless enough to donate party of their body to another cause. You know, orgasms. What a truly selfless act. If you're into this sort of charity, you might want to wear one of these funny t-shirts.
The Urinator Drinking Machine T-Shirt
Funny college drinking shirt - for those that pee nonstop
The Urinator Drinking T-ShirtWhat goes in, must come out. It's a great feeling to have the beer flowing in, and then the wee flowing out. After a few beers, you might just be spending as much time on the bar stool as at the urinal. Drinking heavy isn't something that just anyone can handle - you have to have a liver made of steel and a bladder made of some type of stretchable material. Because it's going to be storing a lot of pee pee. For the ultimate beer drinkers, this tee gets to the point: you came, you drank, you whizzed.
What Happens at Spring Break Stays at Spring Break T-Shirt
It's an unwritten law for college life
Funny Spring Break T-ShirtSpring break is a great time time to kick back, relax, party, unwind, and of course, hook up with anonymous, random strangers. Don't worry, no one has to find out about it though. Much like Las Vegas, what happens on Spring Break, stays at spring break. Announce your intentions for random hookups with this funny tee.
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These might not land you a high paying job as top executive of a Fortune 500 company, but they'll get people to laugh. And laughing has been scientifically proven to turn people on, so stock up.
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GeekGirl1
Dec 9, 2011 @ 9:55 am | delete
- I love Beer Me Up t-shirt.... I can relate!
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